Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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His alogs get genuinely angry at him for being retarded while they literally abandon their own children. Make it make sense, toobz.
I don't think Josh should be anywhere near children, but I think if he got someone pregnant he would at least send the kid holiday cards and gifts and stuff. He's a selfish, id-driven regarded boglodyte but I think he'd do a better job than his aylawgs.
The one thing that is consistently impressive about Cobes and friends is that they're always more retarded than I think they are.
It adds a delightful element of the unexpected to the proceedings.
I really truly wonder if he thinks that adult teeth are supposed to fall out like baby teeth do. Boglim's Razor suggests so.
Better not adopt the same worldview as Toki Wartooth, BOY!
Bond Tactical Toothpaste gets you the ladies, toobz.
He needs Bond Tactical Glasses for that astigmatism
 
Paypigs are throwing money at him like he's a stripper. We're talking multiple $20 donos.
I don't know why these glasstapping faggots think that's a good idea. He always ends the no money streams as soon as his account is out of the negative, so they're just making him end the stream sooner.
 
he has been funded behind scenes
It's not even behind the scenes, it's his Cameo. Weens keep paying him for low-effort bait shoutouts, and Cobes will record them while puffing on his Sherlock Holmes pipe or sipping a dank-ass drink combo. His Cameo has robbed us of so much content.
 
I really truly wonder if he thinks that adult teeth are supposed to fall out like baby teeth do. Boglim's Razor suggests so.

I don’t believe so because he’s mentioned his teeth are disgusting and he should’ve brushed more, a comment I don’t see him making if he believes they’ll just grow back.

I think this is his ODD on full display, trolls have mocked and told him to go to the dentist for his rotten cobra fangs for years and so to get treatment would be letting them be correct, instead he’s suggesting teeth should just rot naturally as opposed to seeking dental treatment- he no doubt views this as a “victory”


yet the boy still doesn't brush his stumps to stop it from getting worse.

Let’s be honest here- Josh is waaaay past the point of brushing to stave off dental issues
 
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The ride never ends

Boy still hasn't figured out that making videos about this stuff only encourages her. He really fucked himself by letting her into the trailer, pretty much ensured she is going to continue to fuck with him. Still hasn't smartened up and gotten a restraining order. I think part of him doesn't want her to go away because having a woman obsessively stalking him not only feeds into his bad boy rockstar persona but takes some of the guilt away that he has from being a creep to people like Ellen and Alicia.
 
I wonder what life is like for the sorts of people who give their hard-earned to lolcows for no reason. What do they do for a living? What are their expenses like? Other than glass-tapping, what do they do in their spare time?
They're either shitposters who just want their favorite lolcow to say something dumb or they're a bunch of edgy wannabe "dark triad" types who think they can puppet said lolcow into doing stupid shit. The manipulators tend to hide in discords though.
 
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The ride never ends

"and allegedly she sent me some alcohol, and when I unboxed it, it was just a jar full of her used panties."

JESSICA BOYLE is a sicko, and that jar should be classified as biomedical waste.

Boy still hasn't figured out that making videos about this stuff only encourages her. He really fucked himself by letting her into the trailer, pretty much ensured she is going to continue to fuck with him. Still hasn't smartened up and gotten a restraining order. I think part of him doesn't want her to go away because having a woman obsessively stalking him not only feeds into his bad boy rockstar persona but takes some of the guilt away that he has from being a creep to people like Ellen and Alicia.
One piece of advice given to people dealing with narcissists or BPDs is to "grey rock" them.

This method theorizes that, when dealing with an emotionally abusive, toxic, or narcissistic person, withholding your reactions can put a stop to their behaviors. If you show no emotion they won’t get the thrill or enjoyment out of their harmful behavior.
Cobra struggles to handle his emotions, and even though he understands the trolls are trying to get a reaction out of him by fucking with him, he doesn't see JESSICA BOYLE in the same way. I agree that he, at least to some extent, enjoys getting some kind of attention from a woman, even if that attention is awful and that woman is JESSICA BOYLE. If he wants her to stop then he needs to completely cut her out of his life. No more gendur relayshuns rants with his "ex" getting mentioned. She doesn't exist, and she never existed, trole.
"Jessica? Do you mean Jessica Messica :smug:"
 
Watched the stream live and there wasn’t even anything particularly funny about the gendur relayshuns rant…

Cobros it’s not looking so good…
Yeah I think that era of crazy cobra streams is officially done. Clint probably laid down the law on him when he got kicked out again and since he can just do short beg streams and make hundreds of dollars he has no reason to stream like he used to.
 
The income from the superchats only come once a month in one payment the next month from the date it's given. Everyone gets paid on the 21st or 22nd in one lump sum, superchats, memberships, and superthanks included in that. Even if he wanted the money to get him out of the negative it wouldn't matter until the next month.

Unless he gets a lot of paypal payments during the streams, then he's not doing it for emergency means. Also this stream was extremely depressing. (:_(
 
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