The Welsh don't speak English and fuck sheep, England has let them do that for years and there's no major desire to split. Welsh customs and language are healthy. The only celtic people who can bitch and moan about being oppressed by England are the Irish and Highlander Scots, who had active campaigns in their respective regions to erase their languages and culture. Everywhere in mainland Britain benefitted from being a part of the empire, a majority of the population was proud to be in the empire. Anyone who says they were "forced against their will by the English to partake in an evil empire" is complete bullshit spurred by nationalist movements to bolster popularity among minorities.
Also, my contribution to this thread, most Witch girls are annoying obese bitches who don't practice paganism outside of "spells" and buying witch merch at Hot Topic. The Goth ones are rare, but hot and not morbidly obese in my experience.