Diseased Neo-Pagans / Witches on the Internet / Witchblr - SMT IRL, but with fatties

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NoReturn said:
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Damn I’ve heard of this Morgue Official guy before, apparently he has like a really fucked history of trying to start his own Psuedo-New Age cult. I’ve seen his videos and they are major Mother God vibes honestly, right down to ripping the 144,000 chosen ones from Jehova’s Witnesses.
https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Hyperianism (I’m aware RW is trash but there are better articles linked here)
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I posted about Mariya here a couple pages back and her Karlyn Borysenko level takes, a couple months back she dropped this absolutely beautiful masterpiece on her Instagram and has been insisting her take about the Holocaust being a 7th Dimensional Spiritual Awakening was just taken out of context by all the people who made videos on her
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Bothriolepis said:
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This person sounds absolutely amazing, can you post anymore on them?

Anyways you’d think if any of this Starseed stuff was real and they were aliens incarnated to stop a war they’d be like…doing activism and helping people and not just sitting on TikTok and making Tarot videos or whatever. Why do they all only have like 100 reincarnations anyways? There are numbers we’ve made that are exponentially bigger than the universe yet these super advanced hyper evolved souls always have like 200 lifetimes at the most and almost always as humans. Like where’s the people with past lives as dinosaurs or sea creatures before they evolved into humans or something?
 
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Bothriolepis said:
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ImNotAnEGirlUWU said:
This person sounds absolutely amazing, can you post anymore on them?
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Video about her from 5 years ago
Her music video from 7 years ago
Video from a month ago
And yes, she has a TikTok



Selling a farm, even
 
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ImNotAnEGirlUWU said:
This person sounds absolutely amazing, can you post anymore on them?
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Honestly, she probably deserves her own thread, although I'm not sure that I would be the right person to make it.

The short version is that she has some kind of mental illness that she was treated for as a teenager. She stopped taking medication, believing she was happier without it, then attempted suicide as a young adult. During her recovery, she developed a set of "spiritual principles" that guide the Unicult (in theory, at least, they're supposed to just be the things that worked for her; obviously, in practice, nothing Unicult does makes sense if you don't share at least the majority of her views). Her belief that she is a Starseed, some sort of extraterrestrial or interdimensional being that has been reborn as a human, is used to justify why she doesn't believe that she is mentally unwell. It's all just the stress of being an alien, and her beliefs that she can astral project and read Elon Musk's childhood trauma while they're on dream dates is totally sane.

Her videos are, otherwise, pretty standard New Age woo focused around the idea of manifesting what you desire. While her pop star claim isn't accurate, she does sing. "Queen of the Unseen", "Belief Makes Real" and "Power" are some of her top songs. She writes at least nominally Feminist erotica (I haven't read it, but realistically any sort of politics in porn are just going to be weird), and uses Xe/Xer pronouns, although this seems to be more from a desire to appear vaguely transgressive than any actual gender identity issues. She's never really behaved in a way that wasn't traditionally, and sometimes almost stereotypically, feminine. The whole "Angelic Technology" thing is basically what she calls her non-Unicult merch store.

As for the heavy unicorn symbolism, I'm not really sure where it stems from other than maybe a desire to say that she (along her followers) is a very special snowflake.
 
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I bet covid masks are being used as a way to get away with the larp at school.
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Aunt Carol said:
This is such a weird little subculture to stumble on; maybe the Neo-Pagan thread would be interested. @NoReturn ?
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Crossposting over here because this is a very weird thing you guys have found.
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And on TikTok

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"Witchy Episcopalian"


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If "Frankie" here were so serious about appeasing her granola environmentalist version of Big Sky Daddy, she wouldn't be so eager to open her videos with the veil off.
 
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Yaks said:
It's so interesting how they're circling back in on conservative positions but talking themselves into it via fantasy paganism.
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Certified woman moment you know what if men aren't gonna commit and I'm gonna have to carry babies to term I'm just gonna wait till marriage to have sex so banning abortion does work
 
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Yaks said:
It's so interesting how they're circling back in on conservative positions but talking themselves into it via fantasy paganism.
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Funny too, how the more scary men are around, the more these girls feel the urge to cover up. Even with the "I'm pagan" larp, don't think I don't notice the signs.

A lot of the "men" in the sub seem to be female, too.
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And look at these bois in the sister-sub
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ImNotAnEGirlUWU said:
Ok I’m aware there was a thread about the Starseeds / Indigo Children / Crystal Children / Rainbow Children / Whatever They’re Called This Week but since it’s dead we need to keep an eye on them because what in the hell is some of this from the Subreddit

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Assuming a single word of this is true, imagine you're one of these parents convinced you're some kind of ancient and overwhelmingly intelligent spirit inhabiting a mortal body, but your actual life is taking things your toddler says seriously.
 
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Assuming a single word of this is true, imagine you're one of these parents convinced you're some kind of ancient and overwhelmingly intelligent spirit inhabiting a mortal body, but your actual life is taking things your toddler says seriously.
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I seriously doubt it happened to begin with tbh, it’s the same sort of thing as people tweeting “even my 3 year-old knows how evil Blumph is!”
 
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FatalTater said:
Pagan veiling?
These idiots have discovered scarves?
What next, baseball caps and beanies with propellers?
I'm gonna need to rewatch some Grumpy Old Crone videos on yt to wash the idiocy away now that I've learned of this.
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No, you get another video.
 
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Spell jar to remove/penetrate DJ/T's spiritual protections. His photo with tornado glass and penetrating oil, will be adding more oil and crushed red pepper. Keeping it in a side bin of my work truck, the truck vibrates so jar is getting shaken as I drive.

Any suggestions for add-ins welcome, but the jar is small, about 2 or 3 inches cube for the storage area.
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This just in, witches want to penetrate Donald Trump with jars!
 
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i have an old pretty hat with like lace on it and stuff and i thought it'd be silly to wear it as a veil sometimes while in my home lol
edit: thanks for the kind replies, i definitely think im gonna wear it more lol
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Veiling is whatever you want it to be. I even know some people who create their own protective sprays that they consider their ‘barrier’. Their Veil.
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