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[and I must scream]

These, however, are unironic.
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Nice. Now let's see them do that in Muslim countries.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

This girl actually thought she passed as a man.

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Also, binding your chest too tight makes your eyes cross, apparently.

Is that that Maia chick who detransed and now posts engagement farming slop on Twitter?

I meant because the rhetoric is exactly the same "wahwah its everybodys fault but mine! all men hate me! they are keeping me down!" swap the genders around and its an incel post but feminists get published go figure

Proof that even the progressive folx don't see pooners as real men

 

[COME ON OUT YOU RAPIST]

Found this gem where deranged woman Kristine Larson, assistant chief of the Los Angeles fire departmentsmoldering ruins admits she can't lift a man, and if a firefighter ever had to carry someone then it's actually the fault of the victim.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Speaking of Islamic practices... found this little gem in the rough.

https://www.tiktok.com/@lsposturesbetterthanmine?_t=ZT-8sway2U5WoQ&_r=1

"Veiling pagan, he/him"

Imagine feeling so much a failure as a girl that you not only poon out (although there doesn't seem to be a medical component in this particular case), but also... start wearing hijabs all the time (to a point where you literally cover your entire face, including the eyes!) and call yourself a "veiling pagan".

(Any way to bulk-download TikTok profiles for posterity, since the US might be losing TikTok very soon?)

Fascinating trainwreck. All the warning signs are there, including Genshin Impact.

Trying to find out more about this kid, I discovered there is a subreddit for "pagan veiling" because of course there is:

https://www.reddit.com/r/PaganVeiling/

Searches within the subreddit for "transmasc" "FTM" and "nonbinary" yielded a number of results. Interesting lunacy crossover.

 

[Spob]

Fascinating trainwreck. All the warning signs are there, including Genshin Impact.

Trying to find out more about this kid, I discovered there is a subreddit for "pagan veiling" because of course there is:

https://www.reddit.com/r/PaganVeiling/

Searches within the subreddit for "transmasc" "FTM" and "nonbinary" yielded a number of results. Interesting lunacy crossover.

Also interesting to see that this sort of arose from COVID masking.

 

[Paper Machete]

Found this gem where deranged woman Kristine Larson, assistant chief of the Los Angeles fire departmentsmoldering ruins admits she can't lift a man, and if a firefighter ever had to carry someone then it's actually the fault of the victim.
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I don't think I'd be thinking about whether a firefighter rescuing me was "like me" in order to calm down...these people are so crazy lmao

 

[Hepativore]

I had no idea rats were so similar to parrots. I'm at least 25% less disgusted by rodents now, thanks.

Domestic rats are very intelligent and very nice as they have been domesticated for quite awhile, which has made them very docile compared to their wild counterparts. They are probably the most interesting and social of all of the rodent pets as they are almost like tiny dogs.

However, rats have a serious drawback with how short their lives are compared to how intelligent they seem to be. This is part of why I stopped having pet rats because they have tragically-short lifespans.

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

One of the girls who stabbed her friend for Slenderman has been in the headlines for getting released from the asylum:

Primary attacker in Slender Man stabbing to be released​

Morgan Geyser, one of the two assailants in the 2014 Slender Man stabbing case, will be released from a mental health facility, a judge ruled Thursday.

Waukesha County Circuit Judge Michael Bohren ordered the state's Department of Health Services to come up with a plan for her supervised released within 60 days. Geyser will be returned to the
Winnebago Mental Health Institute until the plan is finalized, after which she is expected to reside in a group home.

Geyser -- now 22 -- was 12 when she and a classmate lured their friend into the woods in Waukesha, Wisconsin, and stabbed her 19 times to please the online fictional character Slender Man, according to authorities, in a case that continues to generate national headlines.

The victim, Payton Leutner, suffered life-threatening injuries but ultimately survived. Geyser and her co-assailant, Anissa Weier, were charged in adult court with first-degree attempted intentional homicide.

Geyser was convicted of the charges but found not guilty by reason of mental disease or defect, and was sentenced to up to 40 years in a psychiatric institution.

Weier was found not guilty by mental disease or defect after pleading guilty to a lesser charge, and was sentenced to up to 25 years in a psychiatric institution. In 2021, at the age of 19, Weier was granted supervised release.

Weier and her family declined to comment Thursday on Geyser's release.

Testifying in a Waukesha courtroom on Thursday, three psychologists who've worked closely with Geyser testified to her preparedness for supervised release.

"At this point I am in favor, or in support, of her petition for release. Specifically, I don't think she currently poses a significant risk of substantial harm to herself, others or to property damage," psychologist Brooke Lundbohm testified to the judge over Zoom.

Lundbohm, who testified under subpoena, said Geyser's mental health had improved significantly since a 2021 suicide attempt. She can be "incredibly self-critical" and have "low self-esteem," but is "well-spoken" and "incredibly bright," Lundbohm said.

Stacie Leutner, the mother of Payton Leutner, said in a statement to ABC News ahead of Thursday's hearing: "Morgan Geyser has withdrawn her request to be released twice. More recently, her request was denied. We are confident that the judicial system will make a decision that will ensure the community, and my daughter remain safe."

Geyser was most recently denied release in April 2024.

Kenneth Robbins, another psychologist called as a witness, said Geyser "has a lot of potential" to reintegrate back into society. She has discussed goals for the future, expressing interest in becoming a librarian, and eventually a therapist for people with substance abuse disorders, he said.

What most mainstream coverage will cover up is that she pooned out:

Transgender Slender Man stabber Morgan Geyser granted conditional release (Archive)​

Judge Bohren claimed that he felt psychiatric evaluations and interviews were conclusive enough to move forward with conditional release. "In reviewing all the reports in the matter, I'm satisfied, under the circumstances, that the court is going to grant the release," Bohren said. "I'm satisfied that by clear and convincing evidence that ... Miss Geyser does not pose a significant risk of bodily harm to herself or others."

The terms of that release will be worked through and brought back before the court on February 14, 2025, WTMJ.com reported.

A psychiatrist also told the court Geyser is now transgender and identifies as male. This was Morgan Geyser’s fourth time seeking to be released from the psychiatric institution.

Her first two petitions were previously withdrawn and the third attempt was blocked when Judge Bohren declared that she still posed an active threat to the public. Geyser was most recently denied release in April 2024.

Leutner's family were hopeful the judge would keep Geyser incarcerated. "Morgan Geyser has withdrawn her request to be released twice. More recently, her request was denied," the family said in a statement. "We are confident that the judicial system will make a decision that will ensure the community and my daughter remain safe."

Standard media tactics of just ignoring pooner murderer's pronouns.

She looks like a cross between Bobby Hill and a chudjak.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

Standard media tactics of just ignoring pooner murderer's pronouns.

...what?

The standard is the exact opposite. Even media outlets that are regarded as right wing and 'transphobic', like the Daily Mail, use 'gender-based' pronouns rather than sex-based pronouns.

Not that there will be records remaining, but if there were, in fifty thousand years historians will wonder how and why there was a sudden uptick of women raping and murdering other women in the early years of the 21st century.

The problem is so bad that now I just assume 'she' means trans woman instead of actual woman, if the crime involves sex and murder.

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

...what?

The standard is the exact opposite. Even media outlets that are regarded as right wing and 'transphobic', like the Daily Mail, use 'gender-based' pronouns rather than sex-based pronouns.

Not that there will be records remaining, but if there were, in fifty thousand years historians will wonder how and why there was a sudden uptick of women raping and murdering other women in the early years of the 21st century.

The problem is so bad that now I just assume 'she' means trans woman instead of actual woman, if the crime involves sex and murder.

For troons, they respect their pronouns and call them women. For pooners, they ignore their pronouns and call them women.

When Audrey Hale shot up a school, most news headlines called her a woman, causing redditors to throw a fit:

Reddit tranny jannies are working overtime to make sure nobody misgenders precious uwu child killer

https://www.reddit.com/r/masskillers/comments/1f86x9j/the_tennessee_star_releases_manifesto_left_by/

Fucking called it. If anyone asks why this site needs to exist, this is proof positive. Fucking lunatics defending a school shooter's pronouns

Archive link of that post: https://archive.is/tLXQf
Some of the comments are still up in the archive.

It's their way of downplaying tranny violence while also using the novelty of a female murderer to get attention.

 

[pink cigarettes]

...what?

The standard is the exact opposite. Even media outlets that are regarded as right wing and 'transphobic', like the Daily Mail, use 'gender-based' pronouns rather than sex-based pronouns.

Not that there will be records remaining, but if there were, in fifty thousand years historians will wonder how and why there was a sudden uptick of women raping and murdering other women in the early years of the 21st century.

The problem is so bad that now I just assume 'she' means trans woman instead of actual woman, if the crime involves sex and murder.

I don't have a bunch of examples because I'm not a bookmarking TERF on a mission, but I think you're both right. It seems to me that the pronouns of MTFs are often "respected" whereas the FTMs aren't so much
ETA ninjad by coo coo

 

[Spob]

Found another pronoun-souper on TikTok doing the exact same "veiling" thing, only this time I won't link out of privacy since they claim to currently be 15-16(!)

Something tells me they don't waltz into school like that and just do themselves up for the video. At least I hope so.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Found another pronoun-souper on TikTok doing the exact same "veiling" thing, only this time I won't link out of privacy since they claim to currently be 15-16(!)

Something tells me they don't waltz into school like that and just do themselves up for the video. At least I hope so.

I bet covid masks are being used as a way to get away with the larp at school.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I bet covid masks are being used as a way to get away with the larp at school.

The subreddit people recommend braiding hair and pinning over the top of the head, or crossing braids over the top of the head, for a stealth approach. "Stealth veiling" seems to come up a lot.

Spoiler: buncha pagans

I'm sure there are facial mask fetishists--I know troons like to cover their chins--but these interesting people you've found seem to be focused on the woo-woo motivation, and thus the scalp. Probably could pin an N95 just over your crown chakra to keep the spirit inside, though--wait, crap, that idea's already taken.

This is such a weird little subculture to stumble on; maybe the Neo-Pagan thread would be interested. @NoReturn ?

 

[xogossipgorl]

The first several pics on the above reddit were just scarfs in ponytails or maybe what the late Queen of England did on a rainy day. One of them was begging for permission to (respectfully, of course) use "veiling" in her world building she doesn't even share with anyone.
They just have to be special at all costs, don't they? But I swear if anyone ever accuses me of appropriating because I want my ponytail to look cute, I just don't even know.

 

[GloriousScarf]

I don't have a bunch of examples because I'm not a bookmarking TERF on a mission, but I think you're both right. It seems to me that the pronouns of MTFs are often "respected" whereas the FTMs aren't so much
ETA ninjad by coo coo

Yup, every murdering, child molesting, rapist trans woman gets their pronouns respected by the media. Not so much with the poons. It's almost like there's some weird inescapable double standard there.

 

[KateHikes14]

While conspiracy is always a fun explanation, I know for normies tranny always means faggot in a dress, never a tuna DOOD. I remember having to explain it real slow more than once to people irl that Audrey hale was born a girl and wanted to be a man, and journos are incredibly lazy.

 

[Spob]

The first several pics on the above reddit were just scarfs in ponytails or maybe what the late Queen of England did on a rainy day. One of them was begging for permission to (respectfully, of course) use "veiling" in her world building she doesn't even share with anyone.
They just have to be special at all costs, don't they? But I swear if anyone ever accuses me of appropriating because I want my ponytail to look cute, I just don't even know.

ISTFG those "progressive" autist bitches would literally obey and submit to a hijab mandate like in Iran if the mayor of San Francisco demanded it. Like "to show solidarity for Palestine" or something.

 

[NoReturn]

Speaking of Islamic practices... found this little gem in the rough.

https://www.tiktok.com/@lsposturesbetterthanmine?_t=ZT-8sway2U5WoQ&_r=1

"Veiling pagan, he/him"

Imagine feeling so much a failure as a girl that you not only poon out (although there doesn't seem to be a medical component in this particular case), but also... start wearing hijabs all the time (to a point where you literally cover your entire face, including the eyes!) and call yourself a "veiling pagan".

(Any way to bulk-download TikTok profiles for posterity, since the US might be losing TikTok very soon?)

Fascinating trainwreck. All the warning signs are there, including Genshin Impact.

Trying to find out more about this kid, I discovered there is a subreddit for "pagan veiling" because of course there is:

https://www.reddit.com/r/PaganVeiling/

Searches within the subreddit for "transmasc" "FTM" and "nonbinary" yielded a number of results. Interesting lunacy crossover.

The subreddit people recommend braiding hair and pinning over the top of the head, or crossing braids over the top of the head, for a stealth approach. "Stealth veiling" seems to come up a lot.

Spoiler: buncha pagans

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I'm sure there are facial mask fetishists--I know troons like to cover their chins--but these interesting people you've found seem to be focused on the woo-woo motivation, and thus the scalp. Probably could pin an N95 just over your crown chakra to keep the spirit inside, though--wait, crap, that idea's already taken.

This is such a weird little subculture to stumble on; maybe the Neo-Pagan thread would be interested. @NoReturn ?

I'll make a post in Internet Pagans, but check this out while I'm here:

 

[Tootsie Bear]

ISTFG those "progressive" autist bitches would literally obey and submit to a hijab mandate like in Iran if the mayor of San Francisco demanded it. Like "to show solidarity for Palestine" or something.

I could see that happening. These people are totally disconnected from the real-world that they'll be shocked how extreme Islamic fundamentalists are to women, the LGBT and whoever the left adores. On the other hand you have women in Iran forced to wear hijabs or Afghanistan were they forced to stay chained at home with their children.