Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Brain Power]

Found this pooner being dramatic on FB.
Shes making an airport announcement thats she’s being ‘forced’ to leave. even though nothing has happened to her. But might lurk anyway.
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Let’s have a look at said pooner.
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So manly.

The flounce off continues. It seems all she’s cutting off is her tits and her nose to spite her face.
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Based gays really are sick of this bullshit.
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Yeah, I’m sure if every member of the special 1% left FB it’d make a massive dent in ad revenue. Maybe Zucc will have to hold off buying another 900k Swiss watch for a couple of days.

Well, she does pass... As a hon trying to pass as a woman (those grandpa glasses, ratty hair, sanpaku eyes and smirk really help), so congrats I guess?

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Another Pooner dead, apparently.

Called herself "Spencer Jamie".
Drug overdose.
Many such cases.

 

[Kent Allard]

Well, she does pass... As a hon trying to pass as a woman (those grandpa glasses, ratty hair, sanpaku eyes and smirk really help), so congrats I guess?

 

[Slur.EXE]

I searched “Ocra” and “Shamu” and didn’t see anything about this retarded Pooner hysterectomy story.
Was logged into Tumblr for unrelated reasons today and am hit with this post.
https://www.tumblr.com/noccolibroccoli/772330966705487872/so-i-had-a-hysterectomy-today-hooray-and-i
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So I had a hysterectomy today (hooray!) and I brought along my stuffed orca, Shamu, as a comfort object. And everyone i interacted with during my pre-op was like "Oh! Who's this?" so I was telling them all about him, how he's been with me since I was 9 and gone on every single vacation and road trip, and they were telling me about their own stuffed buddies (one lady said she still has hers after 40 years!) and all of this while I was signing consent forms and providing a list of the things I'd brought with me, you know, small talk.
So then a nurse comes over and goes "Okay, I've got some stickers I'll put on your things so we know they're yours" and I'm like "OK cool" so she puts a sticker on my coat and stickers on my bags of clothes and then she turns to Shamu and I'm like "oh I guess he gets a sticker too"
But no. She pulls out a hospital bracelet that's an exact copy of mine and slaps it on his tail, like so:

And i was delighted by this, so I took a picture to send to my friends, who were equally delighted, and were cracking me up with their reactions (like so

Anyway, they take me back and put me under, and when I awake groggily a few hours later it takes me a minute to get my bearings, so I don't notice Shamu at first. But then I realize he's tucked up next to me in the gurney, so I grab him, and my hand touches gauze.

And I'm like "huh?" so I look at him and I realize

They gave my fucking orca a hysterectomy

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I searched “Ocra” and “Shamu” and didn’t see anything about this retarded Pooner hysterectomy story.
Was logged into Tumblr for unrelated reasons today and am hit with this post.
https://www.tumblr.com/noccolibroccoli/772330966705487872/so-i-had-a-hysterectomy-today-hooray-and-i
Archive

Anybody who still needs a stuffed animal with them is in no way mature enough to consent to tranny surgery.

 

[PigFarm]

Tumblr is solely for mentally ill women. I think it's in the Terms and Conditions.

Here's a former Pooner who thinks men don't notice and don't care that she has no tits and huge scarring.

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I'm supportive of her efforts to escape the cult but she's absolutely delusional if she really thinks men don't notice the zipper scars. I'm hoping this is just a Cope on her part, but I don't think this is a good message to send to young women who are toying with the idea of Pooning Out, because what they will hear is, "You can cut your tits off now. It's fine! If you change your mind later, men don't even care!"

So fun lore about this one: her family has basically cut her off for being abusive. Her sister and aunt have called her out online (I think it's been posted here, I'd have to dig) Shes a violent BPD alcoholic who's a fun Twitter read. Shes like the detrans Poppy Diabolique

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

So fun lore about this one: her family has basically cut her off for being abusive. Her sister and aunt have called her out online (I think it's been posted here, I'd have to dig) Shes a violent BPD alcoholic who's a fun Twitter read. Shes like the detrans Poppy Diabolique

I don't think that has been posted here. If you have receipts they would be good to add, sounds potentially like a saga. I have only noticed her "around" the past few months, she seems to be a growing presence in those circles.

 

[PigFarm]

I don't think that has been posted here. If you have receipts they would be good to add, sounds potentially like a saga. I have only noticed her "around" the past few months, she seems to be a growing presence in those circles.

It might be in the tranny thread. I'll try to look up shit. I haven't seen her in awhile but I do remember reading about her somewhere on here

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

It might be in the tranny thread. I'll try to look up shit. I haven't seen her in awhile but I do remember reading about her somewhere on here

I found these with a general search for her name:

Watson ran a youtube channel called Yorick, since deleted. She was a gender critical transman and produced some very excellent video essays, but deleted the channel when she started detransititioning.

This extreme case of bpd is my favorite detrans.

https://x.com/ImWatson91?s=09

She's an absolutely insane ex trannie who admits she trooned out to manipulate people, and cause violence is more acceptable for men. She burnt down her mom's house and as a result, most of her family hates her with her sister saying in an interview that she grew up in fear.

She recently got broken up with by her boyfriend cause she's a major alcoholic. Of course her boyfriend not wanting a fall down drunk around makes him satan.

She went to a sober living facility but left cause they were evil. Why? Well cause they didn't let her drink.

She went to a shelter and they were evil. Why? Cause they wouldn't let her stumble around in the shower at 3am.

She could go to her parents, shockingly. But they're also evil cause they'd refuse to let her drink. Even though she claims she wants to stop drinking.

She often tard rages on her Twitter when people come laugh at her or tell her to grow up. Even her own family has commented on her threads and told her to shut the fuck up.

I don't think I've ever seen such a bpd psycho, and my job used to be working with bpd psychos.

Anyway I just think she's hilarious and good cow material. Maybe I'll attempt a thread on her one day

 

[Male Idiot]

Wildfang has a slightly negative connotation. If you called kleine Heidi a Wildfang, you'd be saying that she's equivalent to a feral animal because she isn't behaving like a proper lady. The German equivalent of a tomgirl is Tunte (this is closer to "effeminate man") or Schwuchtel, which both basically translate to faggot. Schwuli is the almost literal meaning of faggot. It's the slang version of Schwule and it is used as an insult.

This is the content I visit the farms for.
Which is the most offensive one?
Schwuli?

Slenderdood is out and who wants to bet HE will be dooding his manly creeping around schools with a knife soon?

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

I searched “Ocra” and “Shamu” and didn’t see anything about this retarded Pooner hysterectomy story.

I am relieved this one will never breed. I am so tired of womanchildren, and the people playing along with them.

 

[pink cigarettes]

. I do note that a google of 'Elliot Page' is all male pronouns, all the time. The establishment media has no problem calling her 'him'.

Yeah that's because the topic of conversation was "pronouns the media uses for people nobody knew about until they did homicides," not "pronouns the media uses for hysterical female has-been Hollywood troon-outs."

 

[Deine Mutter]

Which is the most offensive one?
Schwuli?

I'd definitely say Schwuchtel is the most offensive one. There's also "Schwuggele" which i've heard but it might not be used as much. I think it was in that movie "You Don’t Mess with the Zohan" , at least when it came out people would quote it all the time. Seems to be used further south than i am.

 

[Misogenes]

Nice OPSEC fail in that orca story with the clearly-visible bracelet on the tail. Just reading the story, I thought this was some young-twenty chick, but no, this idiot is almost thirty-one years old. Not gonna lie, it kind of fucked me up a bit to realize that 1994 is in fact thirty years ago and not twenty anymore.

 

[cybertoaster]

So manly.

NGL take out the hat and she looks like an engineering major at my college.

(one lady said she still has hers after 40 years!)

MFW

FYI these are the same women calling men "manchild".

 

[Smegward]

Not pooner related, but thanks you for reminding me about The Blade which allowed to find this absolutely harrowing look into gay culture during the monkeypox outbreak. I spent a decent amount of time trying to find it recently.

“This guy is a reporter!” Jayson said. “Why are you here,” said the new arrival. “No one here is hurting anyone.”

they are both fully errect while confronting this dude lol

 

[a feel]

I'd definitely say Schwuchtel is the most offensive one. There's also "Schwuggele" which i've heard but it might not be used as much. I think it was in that movie "You Don’t Mess with the Zohan" , at least when it came out people would quote it all the time. Seems to be used further south than i am.

Schwuchtel is the most offensive term, it's pretty much similar to faggot.

As for tomboys, we have a word for GNC adult women in German: Mannsweib. It literally means "woman like a man" but does not imply lesbianism - Mannsweiber are mannish women who will dominate weaker male partners in a relationship or, seldomly, be paired with a super manly man as an equal in fictional relationships, implying he's man enough to handle her even while she repairs cars, hunts lions and shoots a couple of highwaymen.

I can't think of a word with a meaning similar to tomboy in German, we apparently only label adult women who behave GNC and girls who are wild, but not necessarily behaving "like boys".

As for Tunte/Tucke.... come on, that's never used for women. It's for fags.

 

[DSHK]

I thought the pooners dont like anal and were bitching about gay guys not wanting to stick it in her manly pussy

Most homos will gag at the sight of a vagina

Who?

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Is like god is punishing me by taking all the women who are into the same stuff I like and turning them into gay men

I heard fat guys giving this advice so thats probably where the pooner got the idea

Goth here, welcome to the club. Libshits and troons have fucked everything up

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Nice OPSEC fail in that orca story with the clearly-visible bracelet on the tail. Just reading the story, I thought this was some young-twenty chick, but no, this idiot is almost thirty-one years old. Not gonna lie, it kind of fucked me up a bit to realize that 1994 is in fact thirty years ago and not twenty anymore.

JHH= probably Johns Hopkins Hospital.

https://www.instagram.com/nbkdoodles/

https://www.facebook.com/nkoronet/

https://www.behance.net/noakoronet

She is a groomer, works as a teen library associate:






It's funny she is a Jooner spelling her "male" name Noa, because Noa is a legit Hebrew female name, contrasted to the masculine Noah.

"Noa Benjamin Koronet" nee Rachel Leah Koronet

This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.

Even found a pic of her with the old name, pre-pooning:
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[Strangolapreti]

Been thinking about the slenderman "killer" that got poonered while in jail lately.
While scoundring furaffinity for stuff to post on the freak show thread, I did found some pooner doing creepypasta mpreg garbage.
I dunno if it's right posting it in this thread instead of the other one, but I guess it does fit for both threads.
So... Yeah crowwithhorns is a retarded furry artist and proud pooner whose homepage is enough to tell you what a fucking shitshow her gallery is.

Like 99% of your pooner artists, she is into feral porn, while the cutey, overlycoloured and sexless (with forcedly sexual stuff) artstyle is the trademark of a birthing person that will never be a man.

Spoiler: technically sfw, but still a fucking eyesore

This is how their fursona looks like. Yes the sight of those multiple mastectomy scars makes me fucking sick. Imagine being able to create a character that perfectly represent your ideal self, and you choose to give them a fucking mastectomy.

I am not gonna post anything else from this fucking retard, but I swear the character in the first panel is Jeff the killed from some random ass AU while the one in the second panel is OC from a friday night funkin AU.
I swear I wanna kill the person responsable for that game for causing the birth of such disgusting, brainrotted pooners.