Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Cool Dog Returns]

If it involved being that disturbingly desperate, I'd sooner neck myself.

I meant because the rhetoric is exactly the same "wahwah its everybodys fault but mine! all men hate me! they are keeping me down!" swap the genders around and its an incel post but feminists get published go figure

 

[Pepe Cortisona]

(the one on the right is the pooner, just in case it wasn't clear since this drag queen is the most naturally pear-shaped man I've seen)

The shitty tattoos gave her away anyways. The more tattooed the pooner, the more manly it looks in its mind. And what's with the face in the first pic? Is that the alien from Men in Black wearing someone else's skin again?

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

This girl actually thought she passed as a man.

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Also, binding your chest too tight makes your eyes cross, apparently.

Lazy eyes, or strabismus, are much more common in autists.

Evaluation of extraocular motility revealed the presence of strabismus in 15.4% of patients, with a statistically significantly higher prevalence in autism and the “other” disorders group. The most frequent type of strabismus was exotropia. Convergence was found to be normal in 43.6% of the patients. Nystagmus was observed in only 0.9% of patients. In the binocular sensory tests performed, patients with Asperger syndrome had significantly better results compared to the other groups. Optic nerve abnormalities were found in 4% of patients, with significantly higher prevalence in the “other” disorders group.

Ophthalmologic Manifestations in Autism Spectrum Disorder
And autists have crappy vision in general, so having glasses is already a warning sign.

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

Lazy eyes, or strabismus, are much more common in autists.
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Ophthalmologic Manifestations in Autism Spectrum Disorder
And autists have crappy vision in general, so having glasses is already a warning sign.

Please don't rob me of my nerd boy fantasies in this thread

 

[Bloo]

Does anyone remember the name of the TikTok Pooner who converted to Islam? I found the TikTok of her talking about it but can’t find her name. The last update from her I remember if her saying she was homeless. I wanted to catch up on her.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

 

[Izdaja Slika]

Does anyone remember the name of the TikTok Pooner who converted to Islam? I found the TikTok of her talking about it but can’t find her name. The last update from her I remember if her saying she was homeless. I wanted to catch up on her.

That sounds like Azlan T Bird. She was kicked out of a hotel because she demanded the people who clean her room to wear N95 masks and the management politely declined.

Apparently, Allah has also politely declined her prayers.

 

[redcent]

I meant because the rhetoric is exactly the same "wahwah its everybodys fault but mine! all men hate me! they are keeping me down!" swap the genders around and its an incel post but feminists get published go figure

That's not a feminist that's a femcel.

But if you disagree, please give a term for anyone who wants to promote the right to not getting shat on.

 

[karz]

(To be fair, most young men also have no idea what to look for in a long term partner.)

The first trait to look for in a partner is being kind to you and others

 

[Niggolash]

Yeah, they're demons for jewellery, even necklaces. I stopped wearing those when my favourite pendant was irreparably gouged by little teeth. They'll also remove bandaids, trim your fingernails and hangnails, inspect your ear canals, eat your watch band and try very hard to crawl into your mouth so that they can clean that too. Honestly, even just wearing little studs in your ear lobes is begging for bloodshed. The more an object smells like their favourite person, the more domestic rats will want to play with it... and play means "destroy". A piercing is a double jackpot for a rat. It counts as both grooming and a play object.

I had no idea rats were so similar to parrots. I'm at least 25% less disgusted by rodents now, thanks.

 

[pink cigarettes]

There's an article on A+N about a pooner complaining about how little she has in common with real men:

Every time! When these girls talk about their experiences as a man, they always sound more stereotypically feminine than the average woman. "Here is my specific collection of political beliefs and requirements regarding where you're at in society if you want to date me. Erm I mean be my friend." Afaik men do not do this lol

 

[Bloo]

That sounds like Azlan T Bird. She was kicked out of a hotel because she demanded the people who clean her room to wear N95 masks and the management politely declined.

Apparently, Allah has also politely declined her prayers.

That’s the one! Thanks. Weirdly I found the TikTok but the username wasn’t anywhere.

Insanity lmao I love the “Allah is beyond gender” part. Yeah, because Allah is fucking God. Humans still have gender.

 

[Wendy Wheelchair]

That’s the one! Thanks. Weirdly I found the TikTok but the username wasn’t anywhere.

Insanity lmao I love the “Allah is beyond gender” part. Yeah, because Allah is fucking God. Humans still have gender.

The real reason you can't depict Mohammad:

 

[Sonya-chan]

Does anyone remember the name of the TikTok Pooner who converted to Islam? I found the TikTok of her talking about it but can’t find her name. The last update from her I remember if her saying she was homeless. I wanted to catch up on her.

She has her own thread!

 

[Bloo]

She has her own thread!

Thanks! I only remember the Islam one and her saying she was homeless.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

Insanity lmao I love the “Allah is beyond gender” part. Yeah, because Allah is fucking God. Humans still have gender.

I've noticed that genderspecials seem to more often than others embrace a religion they were not born into or that isn't the 'mainstream' faith tradition for their society--so you'll get a lot of genderspecials spreading the Good News of trans madness as well as something else--as long as it isn't Christianity (if they're from the West).

But I've also noticed they have to impose their gender beliefs on whoever they think god is. There's a YouTuber deeply into Irish mythology who is a shill for The Morrigan. The Morrigan is canonically and unmistakeably female. but this YouTuber is a genderspecial They/Them. So of course, when The Morrigan appears to her (she claims to have been briefly possessed by The Morrigan), The Morrigan appeared to her as 'gender irrelevant'.

I mean, The Morrigan is made up so I guess her gender is irrelevant, but she is female in the mythology, you assclown.

 

[Niggolash]

Ah yes, the niggress pooner, this is her instagram https://www.instagram.com/serenpierz/
Last video she uploaded was about how she got some randy, that would leave some verrrriii meeeeaaan caaawments, to lose his job after phoning the workplace. A very dood bro manly thing to do, for sure.
At least the normies in the comments are giving her shit for it. And just like a true and honest dood, shes been bawleeting comments.

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Awebo–tier voice

 

[Your old Livejournal]

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The real reason you can't depict Mohammad:

I'd really love to drop the idiots carrying such banners off in a place like Pakistan, where killing others for perceived blasphemy is a favourite pastime, and film what happens next. The sheer idiocy. The Muslims aren't even shy about their thoughts on the kweers, they'll tell you happily and without an ounce of shame.

 

[Spob]

Speaking of Islamic practices... found this little gem in the rough.

https://www.tiktok.com/@lsposturesbetterthanmine?_t=ZT-8sway2U5WoQ&_r=1

"Veiling pagan, he/him"

Imagine feeling so much a failure as a girl that you not only poon out (although there doesn't seem to be a medical component in this particular case), but also... start wearing hijabs all the time (to a point where you literally cover your entire face, including the eyes!) and call yourself a "veiling pagan".

(Any way to bulk-download TikTok profiles for posterity, since the US might be losing TikTok very soon?)

 

[Wendy Wheelchair]

I'd really love to drop the idiots carrying such banners off in a place like Pakistan, where killing others for perceived blasphemy is a favourite pastime, and film what happens next. The sheer idiocy. The Muslims aren't even shy about their thoughts on the kweers, they'll tell you happily and without an ounce of shame.

Those are troll signs that got Lauren Southern banned from the UK.

These, however, are unironic.