Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Cheesy Beavy]

You're a woman. You have no idea what men like.

Men know what women want though.

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

This is a woman's opinion about what men think is sexy; it is therefore irrelevant. The vast majority of women actually have no idea what men really like, which is why so many of you have difficulty attracting the men you wish you had. (To be fair, most young men also have no idea what to look for in a long term partner.)
I promise you that normal men find a woman like Hannah Barron far more attractive, on all levels, than some Kardashianesque pseudotroon.
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Would she be attractive if she had pubic hair?

 

[Juaco]

found a sonic pooner

 

[Paper Machete]

This is a woman's opinion about what men think is sexy; it is therefore irrelevant. The vast majority of women actually have no idea what men really like, which is why so many of you have difficulty attracting the men you wish you had. (To be fair, most young men also have no idea what to look for in a long term partner.)
I promise you that normal men find a woman like Hannah Barron far more attractive, on all levels, than some Kardashianesque pseudotroon.
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So...a down to earth, salt of the earth type chick exactly as I said?

I was pointing out that the people that screech about the tomboy GF memes are no different than the terminally online guys that go on about goth GF. They're porny memes and don't represent real women. And the girls that are taken in by poonerism are just usually awkward, nerdy girls not would be mechanics. I was making a point that the "tomboy genocide" story line isn't something that is happening. As the women that truly are GNC that poon out are most often butch lesbians.

 

[Surfin Terf]

Would she be attractive if she had pubic hair?

I don’t think that men dislike pubic hair as much as feminists claim. It’s a porn thing, and yes that does affect some men’s preferences, but it’s not too dissimilar from the weird aesthetics that dominate fashion which also affect some women’s preferences. For most people they just view it as one of the weird things that the porn/fashion world prioritizes and most normal people find exotic, but don’t actually care about that much. Men don’t really have a problem with women having pubic hair, and women don’t really have a problem with men not dressing like derelique.

 

[redcent]

Access to women isn't the same thing as access to heterosexual sex, plenty of men outside of prison are becoming prison gay thanks to the women having little to no reason to settle for average men and homosexuality being destigmatized, most men I know in gay relationships are only doing so due to being unable to get a woman. I think you're underestimating the effect being unable to get with ones prefered sex can have on the sexuality of someone who see's no moral or ethical issues with homosexuality(as schools raise kids to now days).

Between John Goodman in the year of an Ozempic shortage, and Max Headroom's crossdressing brother, I think most would choose celibacy.

Considering the quote above yours, are men capable of being celibate?

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Considering the quote above yours, are men capable of being celibate?

Obviously plenty are, as the number of actual "prison gay" (especially outside prison) is vanishingly small. Anyhow I think that was another feminist armchair historian speculating, it doesn't reflect much about actual reality, just feminist theories about men.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

Obviously plenty are, as the number of actual "prison gay" (especially outside prison) is vanishingly small. Anyhow I think that was another feminist armchair historian speculating, it doesn't reflect much about actual reality, just feminist theories about men.

Sounded more like the talking points of an incel. Alas, the overlap between incels and radical feminists confuses me, though.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

This girl actually thought she passed as a man.



Also, binding your chest too tight makes your eyes cross, apparently.

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

This girl actually thought she passed as a man.

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Also, binding your chest too tight makes your eyes cross, apparently.

Holding Kobabe's book when Kobabe is physically incapable of drawing male faces, and she looks like a Kobabe drawing herself. Beautiful.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Would she be attractive if she had pubic hair?

Why wouldn’t she be?

 

[Cool Dog Returns]

most men I know in gay relationships are only doing so due to being unable to get a woman

Where the fuck you live?

Would she be attractive if she had pubic hair?

How you keep talking about pubes is worrying, how big is your bush? does it reach your navel?

Sounded more like the talking points of an incel. Alas, the overlap between incels and radical feminists confuses me, though.

Even the mildest feminist would be a hardcore incel if she was a man

 

[Brain Power]

Retard Pooner but I repeat myself binds her chest so tightly that she can't breathe. Withholds this information from doctors.
"No-one can figure out why I can't breathe..."
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Credit to TT Exulansic for Xeeting this.

Must be teh hecking long coof! Damn coof giving her so much uwu dysphoria uwu

I don't want to totally sperg out, but gender roles run very very deep. The ideal woman in our society is supposed to be as useless as possible. She has high maintenance hair that can't touch humidity or the slightest breeze. Her clothes should be made of a fabric that wrinkles and stains easily. Same deal with her shoes (a hat will mess up her hair). Makeup and the actual outfit styles vary too heavily to make a specific judgement. The makeup should be in style and color any skin flaws. The outfit should be in style and show as much of her body as possible. You can see this almost everywhere, but even Victorian women will want to show they have a small waist.

In what fucking world? It's not the 50s anymore.

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

This girl actually thought she passed as a man.

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Also, binding your chest too tight makes your eyes cross, apparently.

She passes as a ugly Indian man.

 

[redcent]

Even the mildest feminist would be a hardcore incel if she was a man

If it involved being that disturbingly desperate, I'd sooner neck myself.

Fortunately, regarding male celibacy:

Obviously plenty are, as the number of actual "prison gay" (especially outside prison) is vanishingly small.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

In what fucking world? It's not the 50s anymore.

She's talking about the world of mental fictions that some women live in, not reality. The things she's describing are the way Kardashian types promote themselves on social media.

 

[scathefire]

Obviously plenty are, as the number of actual "prison gay" (especially outside prison) is vanishingly small.

Most of them outside of prison are probably troons, who can't get a real woman literally ever so they have to play "lesbians" with other dickless men.

 

[Male Idiot]

Appealing androginous characters embody the most atractive traits of their own gender but have some appealing elements of the opposite in lesser degree, without negating each other. Pretty much like ying and yang principle (maybe thats why its such a popular beauty standad in Asian cultures) .

Its a very highly idealized artistic abstraction anyways, is not meant to be a representation of objective reality.. Autismos just don't get it, these yaoi characters and bishounens are just highly subjective and expressionistic interpretations meant to only tickle the imagination, same with all these alternative art movements and fashion magazines, its just glamour, mirage for the senses only, you are not supposed to project your material reality onto it.

https://www.yokogaomag.com/editorial/manga-face

Bishi is based on a real guy called Bjorn Andresen. Sad story, poor sod got a real shitty life.

here should be an anime about bishis becoming old, fat, bald geezers who are screaming "Get off my lawn!" at kids.

He transformed into a metal grandpa look.

Happy trans man.
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She looks less happy than Zelensky after a bad battle. Less sane as well.

Feminazis started this long before trannies were a thing, they feel intimidated by fantasy hot women who look even like regular women with a costume, they have to be ugly like them

Jealousy is one hell of a drug.

Ladybrains are incapable of determining which of these dykes-on-bikes would be deemed more fuckable by men.
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Ethan Ralph has a gigahon sister?

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

There's an article on A+N about a pooner complaining about how little she has in common with real men:

Navigating male friendships as a trans man​

When I first started transitioning to be a man I hated all cisgender men: they were the bane of my existence. I was conditioned to hate cis men because they historically were the ones who repressed trans people. I found though, that when I went on testosterone and started passing as a man all the time, that people suddenly expected me to be nice to cisgender men and to be friends with them.

As a trans man, let me dissect what it’s like to find the right guy friend. Let’s first take a look at all men. Let’s say, for instance, that 70% of men are transphobic to some degree. Suddenly, I am faced with only making friends with 30% of these remaining men. Out of these 30% of men, some will not have the same hobbies as me, share the same interests, share the same educational background, or be in the same age bracket as me. Only 5% of these men are similar to me in some way shape or form: they might like literature, they might be smart, they might have traveled to many countries, they might also have a twin, and they might be roughly the same age, or work in the same industry.

It is hard to find a man who I can talk to about transphobia or bottom dysphoria. On that note, the best “male” friends I have in the current day are actually cisgender men who are secretly trans women. It’s shocking, at first, to learn that my close friend from college is secretly a trans woman. But then it’s enlightening, and it makes sense why they were so comfortable with me being trans to begin with. It’s sad, though, that the only “men” I feel the closest to are those who secretly don’t want to be men. It’s not sad in the sense that I don’t want them to transition —every bit of me wants them to transition — but it’s sad that I can’t get close to other cis men in the same way.

Most of the men I’ve talked about in this piece are straight, cis men, and I have neglected to speak about gay or queer cis men. In a previous piece for the Blade, I spoke of issues in gay men’s culture. I’ve found that there are many cisgender gay men who mean well for trans men, but that in another regard, a lot of cis gay men are socialized to cast social judgments and prioritize being skinny and fashionable instead of developing genuine friendships, especially when they are in their 20s and 30s. Instead, I’ve gravitated toward being friends with straight men mainly because I also harbor an attraction to women, and I do, admittedly, like to occasionally make raunchy and lewd jokes, and I feel less judged by straight men. Such a statement may come across as bold, but the truth is that I have very few gay male friends.

In any event, dissecting male friendships as a trans man is difficult and multifaceted, but worth it nonetheless. As a trans man, it’s fascinating to study other men, and in particular the ways in which they maintain, or don’t maintain, friendships. I am eternally perplexed by how some men make jokes and cut others out of friendship circles, but also happy that, at the end of the day, both straight and queer cisgender men can be accepting of someone like me.

For some reason, she can't understand how men think, is upset that the only men that want to talk about genderfeels and sex changes troon out on her, and wishes men were more like women. But somehow, she is also a real man.

 

[Wendy Wheelchair]

So there's a disgusting tranny on the newest season of RuPaul's Drag Race who I took to just be a typical HSTS.

But apparently he's married to a pooner. They really do drink the Kool-Aid all the way, huh?

This wouldn't be the first time a Drag Race queen who is quite obviously solely homosexual dated a pooner. One who is more admittedly bi is even trying to impregnate one
(the one on the right is the pooner, just in case it wasn't clear since this drag queen is the most naturally pear-shaped man I've seen)


Guess the old adage is true! You HAVEN'T met the right woman yet!