Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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I am certain he only liked the Cowboys at all due to their successes in the 1990s since he's constantly changed favorite teams based on who was winning.

Agreed 100%. On the livestream today Jack claimed he chose the Cowboys because Troy Aikman is from California, which is Jack's home state. But as we know, Jack (like most narcissists) will just make shit up to suit whatever he needs or wants (in this case, not looking like a bandwagoner) and will put zero effort into thinking about how, or even if, the lie makes sense in the grand scheme of things. Which, of course, it does not.

Spoiler: Jack is a sports fraud!

1. It is not remotely special for a quarterback to be from California. Some sources say it's the state which has produced the most NFL quarterbacks, but at the very least it's pumped out tons of good ones -- which makes sense given it's a fucking huge state and it has beautiful weather all year.
   
   
2. If the California connection was so important to Jack, then he would've just been a Niners fan. That team was blessed to go from Montana to Young and milked almost a 20-year reign of relevance and Super Bowls out of it, and it started when Jack was about 13 -- the perfect, typical, all-American age for picking the team you're going to let ruin your Sundays for the rest of your life.
   
   
3. A young Montana led the Niners to a 13-3 record in 1981. Aikman was drafted by the Cowboys in 1989. [Insert Charlie connecting the red strings on the board here.] So again, Jack had the chance to start rooting for a winning home state TEAM when he was about 13. But we're supposed to believe he waited, for noble reasons, until he was in his 20s to start rooting for a winning home state PLAYER. Dumb and insane. [Much like this post!]
   
   
4. And does he hate California or not? One second it's his precious home state. The next it's a wasteland full of "mean people" and roving communist gangs. (Fun fact: He claims these "gangs" are the reason he never taught Junior how to ride a bike! #unfitfather)

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Anyone know the context about this? Or Jack just came up with a fake job on the spot which obviously involves fondling testes like in Jack's fantasies.

 

[Bassomatic]

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Anyone know the context about this? Or Jack just came up with a fake job on the spot which obviously involves fondling testes like in Jack's fantasies.

Unemployed man happy others lost jobs.

FWIW, as much as I love my wife. Shes on a too big team and none of them lose jobs. FFS Mrs basso takes her switch to work. I don't want to poli sperg because Jack is gay (as is his son).

Jack is just that nasty a person.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

It took less than 1 hour for Jack's vascular dementia to kick in and forgot all about that do-goody good Christian shit

 

[AltisticRight]

Gordon Ramsay is actually a great guy, you just have to look beyond his "angry chef" bit that he portrays in shows like Hells Kitchen.

He is, but it's about the food.
He can't cook "peasant food", just look at his grilled cheese video.
He can't cook "Italian", he'll get executed there for what he calls Italian dishes.
He can cook when he can but can't when he can't. He sucks at almost anything that's out of his comfort zone of British/French cooking. Not a lolcow though, unlike Jamie Oliver.

 

[abobe]

He is, but it's about the food.
He can't cook "peasant food", just look at his grilled cheese video.
He can't cook "Italian", he'll get executed there for what he calls Italian dishes.
He can cook when he can't. Not a lolcow though, unlike Jamie Oliver.

He also fucked up Frito Pie. It is 3 ingredients; Fritos, Wolf Brand Chili and Shredded cheese. He added scrambled eggs and French onion dip.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Greasy kosher garbage

Hebrew Nationals aren’t even considered kosher by people who keep kosher. The certifying agency is not trusted as it’s run by non-Orthodox Jews who don’t adhere to kosher laws and the symbol is just there for marketing. Jack’s Gourmet makes the best damn hot dogs and sausages that actually are kosher. (Absolutely no relation to the Scalfanis.)

 

[Falcon Sebben]

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Anyone know the context about this? Or Jack just came up with a fake job on the spot which obviously involves fondling testes like in Jack's fantasies.

He just thinks he's being funny.

Trump had guys that are responsible for the nuclear arsenal fired, then scrambled to rehire them when they realized we need them and we don't want a foreign power to get them. It's not just the guy that measures the balls on a fly.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Jack gives off serious MAGA vibes but seems u willing to just come out & say he is.

Gordon Ramsay flau ts small amounts of chatity for publicity but cuts people off when convenient. He fired hundreds of employees over COVID. then there was that dead mouse thing that felt staged, he stops and looks down for no reason. The US show has been outed for staging drama. Jon Taffer is also a fake, staging shit, pretending to be woke, etc. He's a Fox News regular, hardly woke, but he playsup the defender of women on his staged show.

Taffer is 100% a fraud and he's definitely not woke. He compared unemployed people during covid to dogs and said to cut their benefits so they'd get jobs (during covid, lol). Guy is MAGA, too.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

I’m surprised that Jack hasn’t gone on a Kosher foods kick.

The concept of some hairy guy in a fuzzy hat that went to a special prayer school, sitting in a slaughterhouse full of illegals and getting paid big bux to say a special prayer over the assembly chain of dying animals is very on-brand for Jack because he loves forcing religion down everyone’s throat.

Especially when you consider that these costs are unfairly passed onto the consumer that neither wants nor needs Rabbi Abraham thinking magic words and saying Magic thoughts over the production of their pepperjack cheese. Jack would love it that everyone has to pay and eat the prayer tax and be forced to endure some superstitions for which he shares some affinity. It’s a satisfying“gotcha” for Jack to cause non believers to economically participate in his beliefs and associated silly rituals.

Yet on the other hand, Jack hates that a portion of his taxes go to fund the local library because they have books that teach science there that contradict a 6000 year old universe. But he has no problem with paying a few cents of every beer token he spends to some guy wearing striemel and Tefflin practicing what amounts to superstitious codified food autism to “Bless” his Greame Jeeze, buddur, Maynayse, chuck stegg, and Garlig.

It’s an odd world.

Spoiler: Something we should query Jack about during his next livestream

we should get Jack to comment on Kosher food and immediately pivot to thoughts on Halal. Double funny if he has fedora-tipper Chuck on as a guest.

 

[souschef]

Anyone know the context about this? Or Jack just came up with a fake job on the spot which obviously involves fondling testes like in Jack's fantasies.

I think the joke is that flies don't have testicles so he implies people complaining don't have real jobs, even though he doesn't have a real job. Not that i'm saying content creators don't work, but Jack's content is nonexistent. The only reason i watch him is for reasons he didn't intent, laugh at his fuck ups because he can't get anything right.

 

[Mechanical Pencil]

flies don't have testicles

Flies absolutely have testes, and science has been doing various studies about genetics and stemcells using said fly testes for years. Flies are pretty handy for a study where you want to observe things over a shitload of generations in a relatively short time frame.

Spoiler

Be real with me, how did you think flies reproduced?

 

[AltisticRight]

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Anyone know the context about this? Or Jack just came up with a fake job on the spot which obviously involves fondling testes like in Jack's fantasies.

Neither is pumping YouTube with AI slop.

This metaphor doesn't even make sense. If a person is working with fly testes (Drosophila researcher), then they're a biologist or biomedical researcher. That's a job that's as real as it gets. I have worked with professors whose entire career is based one some niche cell line in some niche small organism.

Examining fly testicles is a real job, Jack. You just fucking suck at everything and you have no job.


And here's an actual photo of drosophila (common fruit fly) testes.

Go fuck yourself scalfatty.

 

[Polska krowa]

I think the joke is that flies don't have testicles so he implies people complaining don't have real jobs, even though he doesn't have a real job. Not that i'm saying content creators don't work, but Jack's content is nonexistent. The only reason i watch him is for reasons he didn't intent, laugh at his fuck ups because he can't get anything right.

Unfortunately for me, I spent over half a decade working in a Drosophila melanogaster lab. Flies do have testes.

Spoiler: I'm not insane... I think

Drosophila are one of the best model organisms for studying neurodegenerative disease, as they're cheap, have short life-cycles, don't come under the same kind of limits, laws, and regulations that higher organisms such as rodents do, can be stored in huge numbers in small spaces, have a short and well-understood genome (which opens the door to a lot of really interesting genetic modifications that can't be done easily in higher organisms), and have the majority of the genes linked to neurodegeneration in humans

 

[souschef]

Flies absolutely have testes, and science has been doing various studies about genetics and stemcells using said fly testes for years.

I mean testicles as in having a ballsack like we do

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Underwater basket weaving would have been a better comparison to use.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Too many cocks and fly scrotums on this page …(it’s an impressive cock but gtfo out of here with it)

 

[ILikeYou]

Underwater basket weaving would have been a better comparison to use.

Actually, I spent the better part of a decade perfecting the art of weaving baskets underwater, so, excuse you! It's actually well known that the degree to which a society learns to weave vessels under adverse conditions, is well tied to their anthropological outcomes. If it weren't for underwater basket weaving, much of what we know about ancient societies and the future ones yet to come, would all add up to naught.

 

[Rex Mendicorvm]

I'm a filthy casual when it comes to Jack (I'm more of a DSP/Ralphamale kinda guy), so maybe I'm not up on all the reasons I should have an intense dislike of him (I mean, besides him being a lazy, talentless, goyslop-loving tard), but I will say that it's truly a blessing to be able to see your kids have kids of their own. I genuinely hope that mom & baby are safe & healthy and that Jack gets to enjoy at least some time with his grandchild before his Nth stroke finally does him in for good!

 

[LifeAlert]

my Jr. is having a Jr.

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=yPKzorJ_4SU

Late and gay, blame jewtube