DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Balr0g]

TBS had a new competiton yesterday. It's fucking hilarious

 

[Snortack623]

I dunno Chihuahuas are probably braver than DSP and will at least try to bite.

I have a Chihuahua it will try to check any dog or person and i have to stop her, dsp cant get even go check his mail. Chihuahua's are tougher

 

[Iron Father]

I have a Chihuahua it will try to check any dog or person and i have to stop her, dsp cant get even go check his mail. Chihuahua's are tougher

Yeah honestly chihuahua was a bad comparison. Smaller dogs are pretty aggressive, protective and will attack people/pets way bigger than them.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

TBS had a new competiton yesterday. It's fucking hilarious

That Panda impersonation at 36:46 was superb

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

TBS had a new competiton yesterday. It's fucking hilarious

nigger, this video is 2 hours long. post a timestamp

 

[Iron Father]

nigger, this video is 2 hours long. post a timestamp

A timestamp for what?

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

A timestamp for what?

whatever tf "competition" hes talking about. im not wasting 2 hours of my life on a saturday to watch some autistic faggots talk about dsp

 

[PenskeMaterial]

The whole episode is the competition. It's called The ACKS Factor for a reason.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

whatever tf "competition" hes talking about. im not wasting 2 hours of my life on a saturday to watch some autistic faggots talk about dsp

Sonny, back in my day we had to watch the Sons of Kojima for detractor content. 2 hours would be considered a short video.

 

[DerelictOnion]

Content like this is meant to be a background noise while you are doing something else, so the length is not really an issue.

 

[DeeTracktor]

nigger, this video is 2 hours long. post a timestamp

It's the bit where ALT squeals through his nose repeating the same joke over and over

 

[Dave's Mailman]

It's really nice and wholesome how Merrill Gardens Renton offers such a diverse variety of enrichment for the elderly

 

[Iron Hamster]

Interesting how Phil plays every one of these teen soap opera Life Is Strange knockoff games, which are very clearly marketed towards women and troons. He has played every single one that has ever come out. He's afraid to play Kingdom Come Deliverance or Pirate Yaw-Coo-Zuh but plays this shit. Very unique individual

Probably reminds him of watching Days of Our Lives with his wif mom.

The “adult” Lego sets are as hard as the normal ones. They’re just have more (adult IPs) and random things like flowers. They’re usually more expensive; however, He got the cheapest “adult” set he could find. 40 bucks for a 1.5k goal. Lol
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lol @ building khet's valentines flowers.

Phil needs to go to McDonald's and build his Legos there, and bring Kat along. That would finally be some must watch DSPGaming.

No one would be around at midnight so it's perfect.

So DarkSydePimp got a new name, DoctorLexus

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From everything I've seen on this guy, he's a KC nuthugger that thinks he needs to give massive amounts of money to lolcows to keep content coming.

He spelled 'Sexless' wrong.

Just... look at this... what the fuck...
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He's never beating the 220, the or the allegations

Fag with scat fetish getting ready to eat cock shaped turd with glee.

Sunburned by RGB lights!

And wind burnt from the new ceiling fan.

 

[Balr0g]

nigger, this video is 2 hours long. post a timestamp

I put in the link with the start of the competiton morahn. People these days *snake laugh* Too stupid to click the link. seriously. Back in the day you would have been dragged outside the arcade and get your ass beat

 

[UsedUp]

DSP this sound lime something you'd enjoy.

 

[johnkimble123]

When was the last time he did his gay own-react thing? Anyway, here are the hot views for his channel.
You can tell he abandoned it and someone else is managing it when you see shit uploaded... /gulp... in order?
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Phil's future if he ever stops streaming. Last stream was in November, and he struggles to hit 100-200 views on most. I guess Darziak leaving it on 24/7 gets a few views but he can't do it all guys!

I do wonder how bad his view numbers would look like even on his main channel if he didn't stream for a week. After 2 weeks he'd probably be fucked.

He’s complaining that his kick sub count is going under 600. Meanwhile, he can never muster more than 70-80 viewers. Very organic.

I was tracking it for a while, but I'd be shocked if he ever hit 100 paid members on Kick. There is no organic membership on any of his content, it's all gifted.

I looked up Phil's keyboard and mouse for anyone wondering how much of a sucker he is.
Keyboard: Logitech G915 LIGHTSPEED (costs $230, on sale right now for $123)
Mouse: Logitech G705 LIGHTSPEED gaymen mouse (costs $80)

The keyboard deal is pretty good, so if you're looking for one maybe think about getting one (It's a top of the line keyboard, reviews are amazing).
But you know Phil didn't buy it on sale, so he paid ~$310 for the whole kit.

In fairness to Phil (I hate ever saying this), he did buy both of those on sale during BF when he was spending to spend. Now... the thing you can bash him for is months earlier he bought a black gaming keyboard & mouse, only to then move that to the streaming PC because "a white set matches my setup". So either way he did end up spending $300 for mice & keyboards for no reason.

 

[Chieftain Coke Peanut]

I wonder how much more mentally ill Phil would be if he had Wings level trolls. Those mother fuckers were ruthless for years.

 

[GoGoNoJo]

I wonder how much more mentally ill Phil would be if he had Wings level trolls. Those mother fuckers were ruthless for years.

I'm a bit surprised that he doesn't have such trolls to be honest. Detractors are nothing if not obsessive - some guy made a 10 hour long documentary debunking a single lie of Phil's. It's not as if the passion isn't there.
On a related note, I'm also unsure why (and a bit disappointed that) no DSP wiki exists; again, detractors are already documenting and analyzing the pigroach, so I'm not sure why they dump all that information on these multi-hour long videos instead of just compiling it all at a central wiki.

 

[Crooked 16th]

I wonder how much more mentally ill Phil would be if he had Wings level trolls. Those mother fuckers were ruthless for years.

Dude caved and begged them not to troll him before they even started harassing him

 

[Elite Kipchak]

I'm a bit surprised that he doesn't have such trolls to be honest. Detractors are nothing if not obsessive - some guy made a 10 hour long documentary debunking a single lie of Phil's. It's not as if the passion isn't there.
On a related note, I'm also unsure why (and a bit disappointed that) no DSP wiki exists; again, detractors are already documenting and analyzing the pigroach, so I'm not sure why they dump all that information on these multi-hour long videos instead of just compiling it all at a central wiki.

my schizo theory is that the detractorverse is per capita one of the most profitable lolcow orbits on the internet. i think most of them realize on a conscious or subconscious level that interfering too much would be a significant financial loss. Also I'm pretty sure their idea of trolling phil is to just give him money. Doody and Suprcrzy have both admitted to troll tipping, and I'll bet there is more. if that's your idea of trolling then you're never gonna make it.