Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[p1138]

This Jack On The Go video really shows how much of an asshole Jack is.

He purposely gives a bad review towards the restaraunt because they told Jack he couldn't film in there.

He wasn't even just filming, he and his friends were being obnoxious assholes the entire time with no regard for anyone else there. And even when he's outside filming when they've got the food, he still manages to be loud and annoying and even filming himself talking with his mouth full while pretending he can tell if the meatballs were made there or not and complaining about the place the entire time claiming it was walmart or costco food, after having the audacity to complain someone working there wasn't italian.

Also lets make sure we don't forget how rarely Fatty will go to any restaurants run by black people because they're "too urban"

Or the time Fatty flew to chicago for a gay weekend with one of his buddies and complained the chicago deep dish pizza they ordered didn't show up in under 30 minutes(because he's retarded and couldn't understand that it would take longer than a thin crust pizza to bake) and proceeded to complain about the place, then burn themselves with the sauce and cheese, and then use the outside of the pizza box as a place to set food. Which also reminds me of the times he's gone to pizza places and loudly bitched that his food was burnt because the crust had dark spots(wasn't burnt).

And then there's his blog he used to post on years back, where half the posts were just him bitching about customer service employees doing their job but not kissing his ass because he'd cause problems for them.

We've only seen 20 and read about the past 20 years of Fatty and his life. I cannot imagine he was any better in public normally before he decided to start filming shit. Probably got his ass kicked in school on a regular basis for being a dickhead as well.

 

[Slavic Patronym]

Wasn't the story that Garrett pushed Tammy? So Jack stroked his ego as a real man's man, by nearly killing his son for pushing his step mother.

It was, but there's got to be more to the story. Jack's lead-in to that was that Garrett was smoking weed, so it was probably that TamHam was confronting him about it, they argued, and Garrett pushed her to get himself un-cornered.

Agreed. The "he pushed Tammy" defense is either greatly exaggerated or made-up entirely. (Narcissists tend to rewrite the past.) Not that it even matters since the reaction would still be insane as you said, @soulless guarantee.

Here's where the good stuff starts: https://youtu.be/SyJPxp2KI_8?si=0dKjhDc_k4OUXKlb&t=1605

We focus on the big thing, but let's not forget:

• Jack actually admits to "taking Garrett down to the ground" on two separate occasions
  • Doing something that extreme two times is damning. There are implications re: the bully cycle (unpopular child Jack) and the abuse cycle (Mama Scalfani), but also getting physical with someone two times means the odds there will be (or there was) a third time go up significantly
• Jack admits "Garrett never fought me, never pushed back, never tried to hurt me or hit me, he completely submitted"
  • Yet Jack still strangled him until his nose bled
    • Self-defense requires an ongoing threat and retaliation is not self-defense, so this was assault and battery
• While I'm not sold on "body language reading," in the clip Jack is doing a lot of swaying, his palms are down, he has that weird Serious Voice he's putting on, he's hand gesturing a lot. I believe those are all tied to deception.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

 

[Marc]

Everyone’s listing Jack’s sins without noting that the only reason we know of them is because Jack himself documents them as bragging points to show us all how he lives his best life as a model Christian and all-around great guy - All this evil is merely surface level; and that can mean that Jack is even worse than he lets on or, perhaps, that there’s no simply nothing more to his existence than the need to broadcast his particular brand of malevolence, malignancy, and relentless consumption in which he’s the only good person to grace an unjust world unwilling to kiss his ass because everyone else is what's wrong with it. The guy’s pathology might boil down to being nothing more than a kind of four-dimensional stain upon the earth, which any previous generation would have been willing to proactively bludgeon into submission until it died of a hemorrhage.

 

[p1138]

Everyone’s listing Jack’s sins without noting that the only reason we know of them is because Jack himself documents them as bragging points to show us all how he lives his best life as a model Christian and all-around great guy - All this evil is merely surface level, and that can mean that Jack is even worse than he lets on, or perhaps tut there’s no simply nothing more to his existence than the need to broadcast his particular brand of malevolence, malignancy, and relentless consumption in which he’s the only good person. The guy’s pathology might boil down to being nothing more than a kind of four-dimensional stain any previous generation would have known to bludgeon into submission until it died of a hemorrhage.

It's kinda obvious, but yeah, this is the shit that Fatty is willing to put on display to the world. As far as him being worse? I doubt it, the shit he films and uploads as well as posts on social media is almost always consistent if anything so other than his medical issues he lies about, and not acknowledging that Tammy needs to hose him off in the shower when he shits, anything Fatty shows us is likely just how he is 24/7.

Even what little we can glimpse of his interactions with friends outside of his own uploads, it's all the same sort of shit. No one is proclaiming that Fatty is a saint off camera, and no one(like police or whatever) has ever reported him doing anything truly horrendous outside of the shit he's bragged about himself. He's just really that much of a retarded self-centered piece of shit.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

For some reason that time he tried to get a dog an electric shock because he thought it would be funny grinds my gears the most. What a complete cunt he is.

I hadn’t heard this one before, a white trash family being white trash is just how things go, but hurting animals for fun is fucked.

Luckily I don’t think Jack has long left, his arm is steadily rotting off and his stroke mouth is worse with every video. Tik tok fatty.

 

[p1138]

I hadn’t heard this one before, a white trash family being white trash is just how things go, but hurting animals for fun is fucked.

Fortunately the dog didn't try it. It's around 5:15

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwIxBL214dk

40-something year old man at the time btw.

 

[ZipDisk]

Jack fears blacks.

Even if they're cops. One of his freakouts was a black cop was in line in front of him and he wanted to go sit in the car.
But Tammy didn't let him. She made him shake and shit in the restaurant. That's not a joke, Jack takes a shit break while everyone else is at the table, and he thought it was important to leave it in the video.

I don't have a link because I suck. I should have thread marked.

 

[Marc]

What in god's name does a racism-fueled restaurant shit break entail for Jack? On top of needing Tammy to wheel him into the stall like Hannibal Lecter on his restraint cart, someone has to go explain to the shift manager why they need so many non-carnivore orders delivered to the women's restroom for the next forty five minutes, along with gloves "that can soak up blood."

 

[AnOminous]

Also lets make sure we don't forget how rarely Fatty will go to any restaurants run by black people because they're "too urban"

Also they'd kick his ass.

And he's an ignorant coward. Generally restaurants run by black people are entirely welcoming to white people. So long as you don't act like a total dick and it isn't actually a gang front or something. But soul food in general is very friendly toward people of all cultures.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

There's a big difference between abandoning them, and having them go learn how the world works while being supportive. Fatty has done the former with Garrett, and coddled Jr. into being another useless drain on society once he finally strokes out and tammy kicks the bucket.

It was, but there's got to be more to the story. Jack's lead-in to that was that Garrett was smoking weed, so it was probably that TamHam was confronting him about it, they argued, and Garrett pushed her to get himself un-cornered.

Which the only moral of that story was that Jack's a feminine faggot 30 years ago, with leaving the stepmom to discipline the child and extreme reaction to the result.

$100 in Arby’s gift cards says Hammy went hamhocks on first.

She learned that behavior from her broom-riding battle-axe of a mom. Because you just know that Don Who is a cowering little twit.

Also they'd kick his ass.

And he's an ignorant coward. Generally restaurants run by black people are entirely welcoming to white people. So long as you don't act like a total dick and it isn't actually a gang front or something. But soul food in general is very friendly toward people of all cultures.

Being white as a patron in a successful Black owned restaurant is a great experience. Extremely safe and welcoming because they know how nasty and flighty white customers can be, so they keep everything running to be pleasant in that regard. Blacks have an emotional connection to their food and they love sharing it.

 

[Neko GF]

DETWEILER'S AMISH BUTCHER STORE​

(02/26/25)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=Rh1y9EPkpj4

Spoiler: Local Archive

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Also they'd kick his ass.

And he's an ignorant coward. Generally restaurants run by black people are entirely welcoming to white people. So long as you don't act like a total dick and it isn't actually a gang front or something. But soul food in general is very friendly toward people of all cultures.

He's also a retard. Why would a restaurant be a dick to white customers? They want you to be a happy customer so you'll tell others about it and come back. It's basic business strategy.

 

[p1138]

What in god's name does a racism-fueled restaurant shit break entail for Jack? On top of needing Tammy to wheel him into the stall like Hannibal Lecter on his restraint cart, someone has to go explain to the shift manager why they need so many non-carnivore orders delivered to the women's restroom for the next forty five minutes, along with gloves "that can soak up blood."

I'm assuming it was before he was as crippled as he is now.

He's also a retard. Why would a restaurant be a dick to white customers? They want you to be a happy customer so you'll tell others about it and come back. It's basic business strategy.

Fatty puts shitty fast food chains into the same tier of restaurant as well... real restaurants. So something in his stupid brain likely assumes he'll just be treated shitty like going to a Popeye's chicken. But we all know the truth is that he's just a scared retard who has no idea how a kitchen, restaurant, or business in general should run.

DETWEILER'S AMISH BUTCHER STORE​

(02/26/25)

Original:
Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=Rh1y9EPkpj4

A butcher shop that looks like a butcher shop. Who could have imagined? I'm also not seeing anything about it being amish anything on google. What I did find is that there's a detweiler's country store that seems to carry amish and mennonite products, over 90 minutes east of this place. Did Fatty get them mixed up because he's retarded? "I heard this detweilers place in Kentucky was amish, oh look this is the meat one!" I guess because the female staff is wearing those hats maybe? I can hardly find shit about this place online.

5:00 "I'm not sure what that is, this is my hang-out right here" looks like a tenderloin cut in half to fit on the tray, but Fatty wouldn't know wtf that is I guess even though he thinks he's a meat connoisseur.

So this fucking retard had Tammy drive 90 minutes to this place just to buy some shit he could have got locally, and then 90 minutes back. The furniture store was in Nashville, the first market he went to was in Greenbrier, and the second market he went to was in Elkton, KY a half hour south of this place. So for 3+ hours of travelling he visited one market and one butcher? And did he have a cooler to keep the shit in the car for a couple hours on the way back? Probably not.

 

[densedance]

Fat insufferable cunt

 

[Marc]

I've never seen a fatass so lazy in his desperation to earn negative attention manage to be so consistently stumped any time he receives it. This short, congested bastard managed to eat himself into the final stage of the Algernon-Gordon effect. I wonder which ramen strands comprising Jack's brains even manage to flicker with activity when he's asked to consider something he has just said. I'll bet it's the part that internally screams "BATHROOM."

Actually: Which UTOOB thumbnail do you folks think most resembles the man's stroked-out brain, at this point? The Christmas Plum Pudding looks like it has a bunch of clots on it:

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Actually: Which UTOOB thumbnail do you folks think most resembles the man's stroked-out brain, at this point?

We're spoiled for choices here. I think the recent fruit pizza one is very accurate, but I also like the garnivore peeza:

 

[ILikeYou]

Actually: Which UTOOB thumbnail do you folks think most resembles the man's stroked-out brain, at this point? The Christmas Plum Pudding looks like it has a bunch of clots on it:

This mess comes to mind. (Monster Wings in Mushroom Gravy)

 

[Super Hans v2]

I'm also not seeing anything about it being amish anything on google. What I did find is that there's a detweiler's country store that seems to carry amish and mennonite products, over 90 minutes east of this place. Did Fatty get them mixed up because he's retarded?

It's not beyond Jack to go a ways. Remember when he made TamHam drive him somewhere in the Florida panhandle because they did keto cookies?

 

[Dead Air]

I've never seen a fatass so lazy in his desperation to earn negative attention manage to be so consistently stumped any time he receives it. This short, congested bastard managed to eat himself into the final stage of the Algernon-Gordon effect. I wonder which ramen strands comprising Jack's brains even manage to flicker with activity when he's asked to consider something he has just said. I'll bet it's the part that internally screams "BATHROOM."

Actually: Which UTOOB thumbnail do you folks think most resembles the man's stroked-out brain, at this point? The Christmas Plum Pudding looks like it has a bunch of clots on it: