Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[somevan712]

Drink Combo

... TWU

Love me cigarettes, love me peach mango bang, love me 360 bing cherry vodka, love me 99 bananas. 'Ate sickos, 'ate JESSICA BOYLE, 'ate the drink combo.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Master-class kino from Cooler_Taste.

Thank you for raising awareness on the plight of the Boglim species. We as a nation must do more to conserve these fascinating creatures.

 

[StoopidFookingHamsterFace]

extremely depressing video. daddy clint, are you watching? your boy is going to choke on his prosciutto

The way he literally has to swallow food almost whole because he literally can't use his 'teeth' only what he can rip off with his gums. It's like that retard furry movie reviewer who tried to swallow all his food whole because he was larping as a regarded snake or something (that Steven Assanti mouth incoming)

How much mayo do yall like on your sandwich? I think this is an adequate amount.

That mayo lasted longer than our boy, twu toobz (it's less gross too)

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

The way he shouted out that delivery company meant that the driver got precisely zero dollars and zero cents as a tip.

...and was probably a woman, he did the same thing with windy city delivery because it was a young woman who made the deliveries. Which begs the question; Why did he switch? My first thought was alogs got him banned, or he got himself banned but upon googling their website is dead and redirects to some gook moon runes landing page. I guess they're no longer operating.

 

[Big Nasty]

He make me feel so bog

 

[stathom21]

...and was probably a woman, he did the same thing with windy city delivery because it was a young woman who made the deliveries. Which begs the question; Why did he switch? My first thought was alogs got him banned, or he got himself banned but upon googling their website is dead and redirects to some gook moon runes landing page. I guess they're no longer operating.

He singlehandedly shut them out of business. Imagine hundreds of deliveries with no tip drivers get pissed off and quit. I think this is one of his worst qualities that makes him insufferable he never tips.

 

[Captain Ahab]

One thing I’ve been wondering about is how bad Josh’s vitamin d deficiency is. He barely leaves his house and doesn’t do any outdoor activities. Whenever he’s outside he wears his stupid hats and a cloak.

Vitamin D deficiency has been linked to depression, extreme fatigue, lethargy, brain fog, poor bone health, muscle and bone pain that can be pretty severe, muscle spasms, a weak immune system, cardiovascular issues, and even in extreme cases gait issues or psychosis.

People generally don’t take vitamins seriously, because it’s a scammy industry, but some vitamins are actually a big deal and a deficiency can cause severe debilitating issues in the long run. Normally people who are vitamin d deficient just have some mild fatigue and feel more anxious and depressed, but for a near complete shut-in like Josh the symptoms can be severe and would at least partly explain some of his issues and weird behavior.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

I think Vitamin D deficiency is the least of his worries

 

[sort pil]

I can respect Josh not tipping since I think it's retarded. Do you tip you plumber? Cashier at Ikea? Your dentist? Where does it end and what are the criteria for who gets a tip? I don't get it.

 

[Mister Uno]

I can respect Josh not tipping since I think it's retarded. Do you tip you plumber? Cashier at Ikea? Your dentist? Where does it end and what are the criteria for who gets a tip? I don't get it.

They're using their personal car to transport your food. That's gas + wear on said car. You're tipping as a thanks for giving me my food. If you don't want to tip, then pick it up yourself. Food delivery is a waste of money in the first place since you're paying a significant amount more.
I don't like tipping as it's a very American thing, but I feel food delivery is an exception unless they're using a company car. Also if a worker goes above and beyond to help/serve me I'll tip. Josh not doing it despite spending absurd amounts on the food just shows he can be a bit selfish at times.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I think Vitamin D deficiency is the least of his worries

It's a better question what he isn't deficient in. Vitamins, minerals, teeth, hair, common sense, hygiene...

 

[Norwegian Trailer Trash]

I can respect Josh not tipping since I think it's retarded. Do you tip you plumber? Cashier at Ikea? Your dentist? Where does it end and what are the criteria for who gets a tip? I don't get it.

America tends to hate its workers and, unfortunately, the tipping system for a lot of businesses is what makes those jobs feasible to live on. I'm not sure what the minimum wage for pizzamen in Wyoming is but there are a lot of food service/tipped jobs where the wage barely covers the gas to get to work let alone live on and bosses are given a lot of leverage to fuck their employees in this regard.

Sensible or not, it is what we have, so Josh is just screwing over the pizzaman.

 

[12345]

This just came across my feed:

Seems pretty detailed and goes back from the start.

 

[Cecil Harvey]

This just came across my feed:

Seems pretty detailed and goes back from the start.

That channel is just AI slop mass produced to farm content. You'd be better off watching other Cobes content creators, even Your Favorite Son.


Apparently the BOY is supposed to be on this bullshit lolcow live garbage later today for an interview.

 

[ASeabear8952]

That channel is just AI slop mass produced to farm content. You'd be better off watching other Cobes content creators, even Your Favorite Son.


Apparently the BOY is supposed to be on this bullshit lolcow live garbage later today for an interview.

Keem is clinging on for dear life at this point. His lolcow empire is crumbling. Hell it was dead at the start and only peaked with the Boogie cancer shit and when Jim went on.

 

[Potion_Time]

That channel is just AI slop mass produced to farm content. You'd be better off watching other Cobes content creators, even Your Favorite Son.


Apparently the BOY is supposed to be on this bullshit lolcow live garbage later today for an interview.

Eh, we've seen him do interviews before. He's not going to have an autistic freak out no matter how hard they try to pry it out of him. Hell, them trying to force it is likely what will have him just quit the interview early.

"Oh, sorry guys, my dad's calling so I gotta go" *disconnects from call*

 

[youngestniggaincharge]

Don't know how many people in this thread follow worldoftshirts, but he was recently hospitalized for alcohol induced pancreatitis which is supposedly insanely painful. He was in the ER for a day or two and immediately started drinking liquor again(fireball lol) upon release. It got me wondering which of the two alcoholic autists named josh is going to die first. My money's on worldoftshirts. He's 10 years younger than cobes but it seems like he's speed running alcohol death at a way faster rate. I'm pretty sure he actually drinks more than the boy, and he wakes up with the shakes every morning and is rail thin. That being said, the boy is starting to really resemble a corpse that's been in the water for a while and he's been buying a lot of handles lately

 

[bussy mafia]

Don't know how many people in this thread follow worldoftshirts, but he was recently hospitalized for alcohol induced pancreatitis which is supposedly insanely painful. He was in the ER for a day or two and immediately started drinking liquor again(fireball lol) upon release. It got me wondering which of the two alcoholic autists named josh is going to die first. My money's on worldoftshirts. He's 10 years younger than cobes but it seems like he's speed running alcohol death at a way faster rate. I'm pretty sure he actually drinks more than the boy, and he wakes up with the shakes every morning and is rail thin. That being said, the boy is starting to really resemble a corpse that's been in the water for a while and he's been buying a lot of handles lately

josh block will die first. all extreme alcoholics will eventually get severe pancreatitis and die. how long it takes really depends on diet. you can go many years with crippling alcoholism as long as you eat. josh block doesn’t eat. not eating is a pancreatitis speed run. cobra eats all day so he will probably get another 10 years rockin like he is now.

 

[Crex Crex]

It's a better question what he isn't deficient in. Vitamins, minerals, teeth, hair, common sense, hygiene...

Cobes is like a real-life Gollum. He dwells in a sort of cave, eats rotten food, looks less and less like a human as time goes on, yet there's some eldritch force keeping him alive somehow.

 

[NoosJunki]

Cobes is like a real-life Gollum. He dwells in a sort of cave, eats rotten food, looks less and less like a human as time goes on, yet there's some eldritch force keeping him alive somehow.

Goth-llum

Don't know how many people in this thread follow worldoftshirts, but he was recently hospitalized for alcohol induced pancreatitis which is supposedly insanely painful. He was in the ER for a day or two and immediately started drinking liquor again(fireball lol) upon release. It got me wondering which of the two alcoholic autists named josh is going to die first. My money's on worldoftshirts. He's 10 years younger than cobes but it seems like he's speed running alcohol death at a way faster rate. I'm pretty sure he actually drinks more than the boy, and he wakes up with the shakes every morning and is rail thin. That being said, the boy is starting to really resemble a corpse that's been in the water for a while and he's been buying a lot of handles lately

Currently, Worldoftshirts by a LOT. For a while, around the Christmas in prison incident, he seemed like he was going that route, but a certain sea-witch seemed to distract him from that path.

Seeing the Captain horking down Fireball shots after a hospital stay for pancreatitis, it dawned on me... God really does not want this kid to be alive very much