Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%
  • Total voters
    2,595
TurboNAS said:
The underdog legal brothel versus the mean rich kid illegal brothel across the lake. The snobby escorts making cruel remarks about the lower income hookers would drive the plot towards the final showdown - a good old fashioned whore-off.
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Great pitch. If I was a Hollywood executive, I'd fund this movie. With Dolly Parton as the madam of the underdog legal brothel, Jane Fonda running the snooty legal brothel this could have been a certified 1980's hit.
 
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Swole McPole said:
Great pitch. If I was a Hollywood executive, I'd fund this movie. With Dolly Parton as the madam of the underdog legal brothel, Jane Fonda running the snooty legal brothel this could have been a certified 1980's hit.
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The best little disability affirming kisses in Texas.
 
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Re: 2016 Swift hearing
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Unless someone else ordered a copy since then, that hearing is officially lost media
 
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Useful_Mistake said:
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Unless someone else ordered a copy since then, that hearing is officially lost media
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First Steve dies, and now this?! Russ can't catch a break.

I thought we might've had the audio of that case in here, but then I remembered it was the Ariana Grande case we have audio of. If anyone wants to dig through the thread to listen to it, it's worth it. The judge rips into Russ so bad that you (almost) feel embarrassed for him. It's fucking brutal.
 
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I Hate The Disabled said:
First Steve dies, and now this?! Russ can't catch a break.

I thought we might've had the audio of that case in here, but then I remembered it was the Ariana Grande case we have audio of. If anyone wants to dig through the thread to listen to it, it's worth it. The judge rips into Russ so bad that you (almost) feel embarrassed for him. It's fucking brutal.
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Greerdom's king of fair use, @The Great Citracett, has the Grande audio archived on Youtube in all its glory and then some.
 
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Napoleon III said:
Is it possible to automatically have every post in that thread contain one of the retarded things Greer has done as a deterrent?

Or would that be too difficult to set up and implement?
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I guess Null could change everyone's profile pics to pictures of Hitler in the lawsuit thread so Greer can't look at it.
 
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Debbie Macomber said:
The best part is that near the end the Judge, referring to Russell, says "The defendants, er, I mean the plaintiff" because he'd been dressing him down so hard he forgot Russell WASN'T a criminal being sentenced!
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My favorite part was the judge asking Greer why he threatened the lawyer to which Greer denies doing such a thing, until the facebook post is read in court. Then Greer tries to "explain" and gets told to shut up.
 
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Hweeks said:
Wow I can't believe he still tried suing people after that smackdown.
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If you listen to the trial through the Greer filter, you'll find he cited all the correct laws and precedent, but was punished for truth-telling by a fake fat bias judge with a closed mind.

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Second-funniest passage in the book, IMO, after the one where he admits to daydreaming while the Swift judge explained the verdict.

Russell will keep failing, because he turns every failure into a story where he's the hero.
 
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ScooterL said:
If you listen to the trial through the Greer filter, you'll find he cited all the correct laws and precedent, but was punished for truth-telling by a fake fat bias judge with a closed mind.

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Second-funniest passage in the book, IMO, after the one where he admits to daydreaming while the Swift judge explained the verdict.

Russell will keep failing, because he turns every failure into a story where he's the hero.
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The Villain is always the Hero in his own story.
 
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