DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
It’s remarkable how he thinks he has anything to add on this topic, when there are dozens of channels and content creators out there discussing this subject, most of them having a much larger audience than his.

He’s also been playing slop like Lost Records unironically. King of Hypocrisy strikes again.
His political takes are anything he finds on Twitter. It kind of make me wonder if he will try to go back to the “right leaning” grift again since ICS is now gone. It’s going to be harder to hit his goals since his major dent left him.
 
I doubt he really fakes tips, if anything he probably hides tips if he thinks he can milk more out of the dents.

If it was in her personality to fake tips he probably would have not let the original vest streak end or any of the other retarded streaks that popped up since, much easier to bait dents into keeping the streak going at 300 streams in a row rather then the 3rd stream in a row.

I think this is one of those cases where pride overtakes greed.
He absolutely fakes tips when one of his faggy "streaks" is about to end. He has what, 2-3 high roller whales who swoop in with those $100 tips when he is about to end a stream, but depending on those same people every day has their limits, so he fakes an anon $100 tip to save his pride in a "streak" ending, in an effort to bait the lower level whales to contribute more the next day. He is about as boring and predictable as they come.
 
I'm not seeing any downside of this. This is peak entertainment - even if it's not a hot lesbian next time but some other equally bizarre person it is the penultimate form of entertainment.
I want him to get destroyed by a rogues' gallery of the type of streamers he rails against and hates or the types of streamers he pretends he is. First we had a woman completely destroy him and trigger his incel rage, next up should be one of those blue collar/craftsman streamers who do stuff like metalworking, woodworking, leatherworking etc. It would be hilarious if the dude who described himself as a "blue collar streamer" for years gets destroyed by someone who is actually blue collar. Any similar ideas?
 
He absolutely fakes tips when one of his faggy "streaks" is about to end. He has what, 2-3 high roller whales who swoop in with those $100 tips when he is about to end a stream, but depending on those same people every day has their limits, so he fakes an anon $100 tip to save his pride in a "streak" ending, in an effort to bait the lower level whales to contribute more the next day. He is about as boring and predictable as they come.
It's hard to know about fake tips post-bankruptcy but given the bankruptcy document income amounts lined up within like 5% of what people estimated his income was, we at least know he never or at least very rarely did fake tips before the bankruptcy.
 
Her about me section.
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I don't know about you guys but whenever I see dsp phrases in the wild, it fucks me up cause dsp has truly ruined everyday words and phrases for me. that being said is a big one for me.
 
as much as its hilarious to watch a whale like ICS come and go it means fuck all in the grand scheme of phils income, he still has danksneedpimp who gifts him subs everyday, jaxx raxxor, ndo, and the "anon" tips he seems to receive every day. it would take 2 or 3 of these whales to fuck off before things get interesting.
And if things get bad for a week for him, PPP(I call him that and great point I just made. Thats a good thing) will pep him right back up with Smark Guys and he will factory reset to mimic version of him.
 
At this point, I honestly believe DSP is too insignificant for a major streamer like Sir Moist to cover his recent exploits. The best you’re gonna get is ItsAGundam dedicating a video to it.

I would argue that any big drama like a known streamer covering Phil would be very funny, as it always rattles his cage pretty hard. But it’s also amusing to think that he is both so small and so redundant in his overall behavior that a major streamer wouldn’t even find moments like this worth covering. It just goes to show how little of a footprint or influence current day DSP has on the culture of the Internet. He matters so little to everyone that isn’t us that this lashing out is just a blip on the radar for any person who isn’t already heavily invested. “Oh, the ‘why am I toxic?’ beggar guy said something really dumb and toxic again? Huh, guess that makes sense; dude is a piece of shit.” That is almost everyone’s perspective of DSP.

He truly is an insignificant human, as it were.
 
His political takes are anything he finds on Twitter. It kind of make me wonder if he will try to go back to the “right leaning” grift again since ICS is now gone. It’s going to be harder to hit his goals since his major dent left him.
ICS leaves phil at least twice each month just to come back lol, i dont think im exagerating either.
He might be the most cucked dent of all with how many times phil insults him just for him to come back.

The chance of him going away is less than 10% imo, just be glad it gave us the lesbian detractors arc, the DSP lolcow Cinematic Universe needs more quality khantent like that.

I have accepted dsp will never run out of paypigs (i will never understand it, but i have come to accept it.) im not here for the bankupcy speedrun, because it might never come. I watch him for the mental breakdown speedrun, and anyone can see that one is coming fast, and its showing signs are already kino.

Keep throwing money to the black hole that is DSP dents, we are getting the long anticipated mental asylum arc no matter how much you empty your wallets to him to own da trollz.
 
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At this point, I honestly believe DSP is too insignificant for a major streamer like Sir Moist to cover his recent exploits. The best you’re gonna get is ItsAGundam dedicating a video to it.
Yeah we got really lucky with that even happening in the first place. I'm pretty sure the only reason DSP came up was because he was talking about Boogie and chat mentioned DSP. It's really tough for a situation to arise where DSP gets clips of him pulled up like that by almost anybody notable. Even when he is mentioned it's rarely by name. I remember listening to a podcast a few years ago where they joked about knowing one streamer who left his camera on while jacking off without ever saying his name. Pewdiepie I think talked about some guy who jacked off and the other guy said something like "you wanna say his name?" and his response was "nah he's a piece of shit". I'm not sure he understands that almost nobody pays attention to him and if they do know of him it's for masturbating in front of thousands of children and begging.

DSP has moments every single day that would destroy almost any other streamer/youtuber if they acted that way. He can't be destroyed like them because he already has been. He is a total nobody at this point that only has 5-12 fans and some trolls who watch him. I know some people say he is "unkillable" because he is still here after saying shit like he did yesterday, but his complete irrelevance is the consequence of him acting this way for so long. He has whittled down his audience consistently for the last 13ish years and it isn't going to grow ever again(unless he leans harder into being a lolcow and that's only a maybe as we saw how poorly he handled the KC bump).

Sorry for random rant, but I am autistic about the undying DSP meme mostly because it's not funny, but also because it's untrue. Any other "canceled" streamer/youtuber could also just keep going and upload shit while putting in no effort and scream at their audience for money. They just don't because they have shame.

His continued existence is a blessing because his miserable life is fun to laugh at and if he is boring that day you just slide the padded cell door slot closed and come back later to see what he is raving about.
 
of course, but the dream is to have a "pattern" of low support for a week and see him squirm thats where the real content is. as long as he has multiple whales its never going to happen.
I eagerly await the $0 stream, it's only getting closer and closer and the salt will be legendary. That's the sort of situation where he would fake tips, he can't let the tractors win. It'd be ridiculously obvious though since he'd be having a meltdown the entire stream beforehand.
 
I'd like to see the slut rant go viral and cause the formation of more hot lesbians to band together to make fun of Phil and steal his dents. They can be the Lesbians Against Phil and offer to do funny dances in hats and vests, or LAP dances we can call them and the dents make it rain on them instead of Phil.
Whatever the next dented milestone goal Phil sets, the lesbians just need to do every single day when they hit the same single stream goal amount Phil sets.

Phil would literally take that as the lesbians literally stealing his money.

EDIT: OMG, I just read that Lex describes herself as a "true variety streamer" LMAO.
 
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I eagerly await the $0 stream, it's only getting closer and closer and the salt will be legendary. That's the sort of situation where he would fake tips, he can't let the tractors win. It'd be ridiculously obvious though since he'd be having a meltdown the entire stream beforehand.
There's never going to be a literal zero stream. I just never see it happening.
But it doesn't matter, because even a few severely low streams will make da pig sweat hardcore.
I'd like to see the slut rant go viral and cause the formation of more hot lesbians to band together to make fun of Phil and steal his dents. They can be the Lesbians Against Phil and offer to do funny dances in hats and vests, or LAP dances we can call them and the dents make it rain on them instead of Phil.

(this has been my brain on repeat since people started saying sluts as every 2nd word in this thread)
 
He absolutely fakes tips when one of his faggy "streaks" is about to end. He has what, 2-3 high roller whales who swoop in with those $100 tips when he is about to end a stream, but depending on those same people every day has their limits, so he fakes an anon $100 tip to save his pride in a "streak" ending, in an effort to bait the lower level whales to contribute more the next day. He is about as boring and predictable as they come.

If that was the case why ever let any of the streaks ends, particularly the big ones like the vest streak? I know honest and phil dont usually go hand in hand but historically he has been accurate about his tips if you bump up his trackers to various leaks.

I wouldnt say he never fakes a tip, but it seems hard to imagine its a common thing. I think this is one of those weird philism where his pride/ego trump his greed and hes happy to play the disappointed camp counselor who gets to lecture the dents that their unpo$itive behavior has revoked bubble blowing privileges.
 
I wouldnt say he never fakes a tip, but it seems hard to imagine its a common thing. I think this is one of those weird philism where his pride/ego trump his greed and hes happy to play the disappointed camp counselor who gets to lecture the dents that their unpo$itive behavior has revoked bubble blowing privileges.
If it requires effort then most likely DSP won't do it. So no, he has probably never ever done fake tips.
 
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Doody is taking credit for some of the Lex stuff. It's Doody so he could be taking credit for it, or he just was spamming her chat until she did it.


"I don't stalk my fans" - DSP, like yesterday
He is simping over her big time. He reminds me of the fet ass Tipster. Both are married but simp over anything with a vagina.
 
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