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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
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This whole thing has been the living embodiment of "damn bitch you live like this?"
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So what happened with the whole Streamstars thing? First Jimmy slipped through and they let him stay because of a poll, now Burt's on with more views than every audition stream combined.
 
Yoobles, starting at like 20 viewers, drank his own piss, set a tarp on fire, did burnouts on the carpet, revved his bike and made himself sick from the fumes, kicked through, pistol whipped and drove through his door, with his phone number written on his door so random FT fans are calling him.
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"My girlfriend's gonna hate me when she gets home." :story:

Right after I typed this up some Markyposter called him. :lossmanjack:
 
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Imagine paying Jet $120 so you can trash your house with live chickens for clout.
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This whole thing has been the living embodiment of "damn bitch you live like this?"
Yoobles, starting at like 20 viewers, drank his own piss, set a tarp on fire, did burnouts on the carpet, revved his bike and made himself sick from the fumes, kicked through, pistol whipped and drove through his door, with his phone number written on his door so random FT fans are calling him.
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"My girlfriend's gonna hate me when she gets home." :story:

Right after I typed this up some Markyposter called him. :lossmanjack:

I've got the perfect name for this season...
Fishtank: Tryhard
 
So what happened with the whole Streamstars thing? First Jimmy slipped through and they let him stay because of a poll, now Burt's on with more views than every audition stream combined.
so did Alex and Oddbod60. Burt's even been awarded the power to eliminate one streamer of his choosing.

they did the first elimination challenge not long before this. with a 3 minute heads up... the task was to cover themselves in a Burka - within a 30 minute time window. In addition to that everyone below 5 viewers got culled. some people below that number still remained however and new faces have shown up too and inactive ones returned (allydubs). people with plans (big_dingus setup a doc) very also mia at the time.
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to top of this elimination they proceeded to put up the heads of the top 3 of both presumed genders to an audience vote.
the top girl "sacred_violence" who just recently got added was axed (she appears to do porn on the side) and from the boys skippy got the axe (getting no credit for tanking Jon^s ADL seemingly)

edit: big_dingus returned - so IDK what even the rules are
 
LOL yoobles stream is good, he is doing a call in show where people tell him to do stuff, he just drove a motorcycle trough a door
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update: there was just some hardcore markyposting
Yummy yummy plastic fumes and carbon monoxide. He said his GF is abusive and hits him too, but he's probably an unreliable narrator. Also these call in streams are fucking great.
I've got the perfect name for this season...
Fishtank: Tryhard
Their hell houses don't hold a candle to the real thing.
 
Yoobles, starting at like 20 viewers, drank his own piss, set a tarp on fire, did burnouts on the carpet, revved his bike and made himself sick from the fumes, kicked through, pistol whipped and drove through his door, with his phone number written on his door so random FT fans are calling him.
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"My girlfriend's gonna hate me when she gets home." :story:

Right after I typed this up some Markyposter called him. :lossmanjack:
Southwest Louisiana area code.
Wait, 240?
This boy's from Lake Charles. Any man from Calcasieu parish is absolutely built for the tank.
 
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Yoobles is training for S4's Drunk POS challenge and callers are trying to convince him to do another burnout.
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He hasn't done it yet thanks to drunk ADHD.
 
Yoobles shows everyone what we're made of on the inside.
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He's fucking wasted. He can barely stand up straight.
 
He's ruining his life in real time for a hundred viewers and clout. His GF is actually gonna kill him when she gets home.
He was more entertaining when he was ruining his real life in real time for thirty viewers tbh.

He just signed off, he made like he was going to drive his motorcycle through his setup but faked out at the last second and just shut his PC off. Pretty good stream, I hope he returns tomorrow and does even more dumb shit.
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Yoobles facts:
  1. He has a GF who will probably kill him when she gets home
  2. He builds computers
  3. He hates his job
  4. If he gets on Season 4 and wins the $50k he's going to spend it all on a bunch of billboards that say "stupid shit."
  5. His entire house smells like exhaust.
My previous post about Yoobles with all the screenshots, all that action took place in less than 15 minutes. Insane content density. This man has a bright future if he can sustain it.
 
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