Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[NaggotFigger]

That's disgustingly awesome

Did you take inspiration from MeatCanyon while drawing this?

Gitz boyz, Just A Worm (he always is a faggot nigger) too, ya gitz.

Spoiler: Ta-da!

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Alex is now sperging the fuck out on DeviantArt.

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This is the 2nd time a forum member has called out another forum member to fight them IRL this week.

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I'll fight him, I don't know who this guy is but yeah why not?
One round, no time limit, no holds barred, 4oz gloves if wanted, two men enter one man leaves HMU G I'm good to go.

 

[Manuel Noriega]

Gitz boyz, Just A Worm (he always is a faggot nigger) too, ya gitz.

Spoiler: Ta-da!

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This is some of the best, most surreal art I've seen in a while. Major applause

 

[CallmeCicada]

Let's see if his studies have paid off.
Είναι μεγάλος μαλάκας

Ya kah-thé-sí stah keh-rah-tah keh-yah yēh-ré-si.

 

[Manuel Noriega]

Ya kah-thé-sí stah keh-rah-tah keh-yah yēr-é-si.

I had no idea you were the other half of the Super Μάριος Bros.

 

[CallmeCicada]

I had no idea you were the other half of the Super Μάριος Bros.

Ah-meh fee-leh

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Please stop spamming the happenings thread. If you want to jerk off the cow, do it, but don't make the rest of us watch. Thanks.

 

[Manuel Noriega]

Ah-meh fee-leh

Zeus cat

 

[⚞⛇⚟]

Alex has also made a new account (A) to comment on Sheldon's video on Alex.

Sheldon is on our side, folks. We desperately needed him.

STAY STRONG SHELDON!!!!! Alex's shadow police may be strong, but you can be stronger.

Spoiler: More AntiKiwiFarms2003

Why is he upset with @We Are The Witches ?

He found a good amount of Alex's socks in the easy to track username tread.

 

[Red flaming panda]

Uh Oh, Alex has made a SUBREDDIT
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Link / Archive

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Spoiler: Updated Sub

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Lmao, great work @dick brain. You broke this nigger's mind so badly he's now the biggest hater of the farms.

 

[PaperRoads]

View attachment 7036087STAY STRONG SHELDON!!!!! Alex's shadow police may be strong, but you can be stronger.

He found a good amount of Alex's socks in the easy to track username tread.

Be careful, you don't want to mess with this specimen




Wait "Man"? I thought you were a They/Them Alex

 

[Manuel Noriega]

Be careful, you don't want to mess with this specimen

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Wait "Man"? I thought you were a They/Them Alex

Angel Morning Star

The 2000s called - they want you out for being too edgy for them

 

[PaperRoads]

@Axiom.
@Schizoid Wife Congratulations, you are now #2 on his list

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=sMCmmRhOgrk

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

Do it the right way, you gorilla nigger. Old, but I don't care about my shit. Need to show you the right fucking way brah. I don't do this shit unless people asked to.

Spoiler: kiwi-tan

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Second request of pls do a drawing of me!
Pls and ty

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Be careful, you don't want to mess with this specimen

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Wait "Man"? I thought you were a They/Them Alex

His pronouns on his DeviantArt are also still He/Him.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I wanted to know the real answer so I watched his 8 minute video titled "Why am I learning 50 languages".

Spoiler: he doesn't explain why. He just shows that he brought all his books with him to Mexico for some reason and proceeds to read the titles for the whole video. He does say that Spanish is the language he is the "most good at" which just proceeds to prove he does not even understand English grammar.

Not linking the video because it is just him reading book titles and not interesting or funny.

 

[PaperRoads]

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=DBGv_N7T4fg

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

@Axiom.
@Schizoid Wife

"I may have some arrested development but I'm not a retard"

I love how he says they better stop "or else" but doesn't elaborate on what he'd actually do. Kino content, keep them coming Alex.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

@Axiom.
@Schizoid Wife Congratulations, you are now #2 on his list

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=sMCmmRhOgrk

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>mfw I don't get a video dedicated to me
Killing myself rn, I thought you liked me Alex. Fuck you

 

[Sperg Spectating]

>mfw I don't get a video solely about myself
Killing myself rn, I thought you liked me Alex. Fuck you

I still can't believe he made a video directed towards me, and it was him all sad asking on why I was making fun of him.