Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Desktop User2]

He's been married for 20 years with multiple kids and still doesn't know this basic fact about female anatomy. He clearly thinks the blood means that his dick is just soooo big and not that she was clearly dry as fuck looking at this > humping away at her. I can see why his sex life died.

Yep. The vagina is elastic enough to pass up a baby but he somehow thinks his cock is something extraordinary. I´ve said it before but cocaine can fuck up your libido - that´s why coke sex tends to last longer - it´s extremely probable she was just dry as fuck. There is a common meme of a limp coke cock as well because of that.

If she was bleeding out of a rectouterine pouch puncture because of an abnormally long cock, that would be extremely dangerous and would not "fix" itself. It was clearly just out of friction or she was just having her period but this virginal moron just believed he was a sex god.

 

[Chug Smuckle]

Nick, your sex life was so bad, you had to bring Aaron and April into it. And Aaron left.

 

[florida_cat_enjoyer]

Actually, I'm with Aaron on this one. I've had Japanese cuisine. It's overpriced for what you get. Especially when you're talking sushi, which I've never liked. Give me the Chinese buffet.

Nick is one of those pretentious faggots that thinks the size of the check determines the quality of the meal. You can very much tell he had a privileged upbringing.

It’s actually kinda based on Aaron’s part if that story is true lol.

 

[Desktop User2]

Actually, I'm with Aaron on this one. I've had Japanese cuisine. It's overpriced for what you get. Especially when you're talking sushi, which I've never liked. Give me the Chinese buffet.

https://www.exploreminnesota.com/profile/moto-i-ramen-sake-brewery/6523

I believe it would be that. It seems like an Izakaya, I doubt it´s overpriced Japanese haute cuisine.

 

[Heem 'em all.]

I can't. He's particularly pathetic tonight.
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Damn, April must have torn his asshole up lmao

 

[Vibralldo]

Is there any chance his coping mechanism was ultimately dissociative identity disorder? There's no way the same person with the slightest shred of self-awareness could have written that tweet and those chats in the same day unless he was operating under split personalities, each with total amnesia as to anything the other had typed.

If the insane posts were first then it's a personality disorder

If they were second it's Galaxy Gas

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Nick is a limp, gay man, remember? Nick was balldoing April's ass.

The funniest thing is, this is all Nick has as a retort to Aaron's sexcapades with Kayla.... "That bitch was so dry, and I kept going with the sex toy on my balls for so long, she bled." Not, "Remember that gushers commercial from the 90s?" or "She was screaming into a pillow, and we had to get out some piddle pads!" No no, it's: "I hurt your old bitch."

I wonder if Nick can find any pleasure without causing pain?

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

I guess I don't know much about the law...but how is it that texting someone a picture your wife's titty tattoo is a felony offense that's getting dragged through the court, but it's ok to talk about stealing that same man's wife and revealing graphic details about the sex while shit talking the man you're trying to sue for showing a picture of your wife's titty tattoo? Maybe I have too much common sense, but couldn't the judge take one look at these messages being broadcasted over the internet and throw the whole thing out because it's obviously some gay lover's quarrel and he's only suing for revenge?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

"I gave it to her so good, the bitch needed a blood transfusion."
What the fuck LMAO. The man's a pussy mangler.

It’s not a flex that Nick is so bad at sex that April was bone dry when he penetrated her, hence the bleeding.

But of course Nick has an incel-level understanding of sex, even after years of doing it. He shouldn’t have watched all that porn.

How come the biggest sex obsessives are always so unskilled? Fucking LOL.

 

[Desktop User2]

but it's ok to talk about stealing that same man's wife and revealing graphic details about the sex while shit talking the man you're trying to sue for showing a picture of your wife's titty tattoo?

That man´s wife was openly sexting with him on Twitter because both Niggieta and Aaron are homosexual cucks.

He´s not suing Aaron, it´s a criminal case.

 

[Vibralldo]

The way Nick talks about having sex is the way an incel would lie about having had sex. " I fucked her so hard and so good her pussy bled" - Nick Rekieta or a groyper

I like to think Nick fucked April on her period and he's so retarded he doesn't know what that is

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I can't. He's particularly pathetic tonight.
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The Dio de las Meurto cocaine skeleton couldn’t make someone bleed with a chainsaw unless he masterminded someone else to prop it up where it would fall on someone

Who has ever been this proud of getting some red wings

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Who has ever been this proud of getting some red wings

Anyway it’s just retardation on Nick’s part. He had to sneak peaks at Aaron pleasuring his wife and making sounds Nick never heard before because he goes in when the woman is bone dry to the point of bleeding and discomfort. Probably because he just watches nothing but porn and thinks that’s what sex is.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Anyway it’s just retardation on Nick’s part. He had to sneak peaks at Aaron pleasuring his wife and making sounds Nick never heard before because he goes in when the woman is bone dry to the point of bleeding and discomfort. Probably because he just watches nothing but porn and thinks that’s what sex is.

Nick could glue broken glass to his broken dick like in Blood Sport and not make anyone bleed with it, cause it would have to get hard and he’d have to move his non existent muscles.

If the girl rode, it wouldn’t count. Then she’d have made herself bleed

 

[Vernon Dozier]

Aaron committed the unforgivable sin of crossing King balldo. He’s completely unhinged in his desire for revenge, how long until Aaron’s daughter’s bunny rabbit is boiled in a pot on the stove?

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I guess I don't know much about the law...but how is it that texting someone a picture your wife's titty tattoo is a felony offense that's getting dragged through the court, but it's ok to talk about stealing that same man's wife and revealing graphic details about the sex while shit talking the man you're trying to sue for showing a picture of your wife's titty tattoo? Maybe I have too much common sense, but couldn't the judge take one look at these messages being broadcasted over the internet and throw the whole thing out because it's obviously some gay lover's quarrel and he's only suing for revenge?

The judge should just convict them all to the gas chamber and adopt the kids.
Happy ending for all.

 

[Pelican Bones]

It’s not a flex that Nick is so bad at sex that April was bone dry when he penetrated her, hence the bleeding.

But of course Nick has an incel-level understanding of sex, even after years of doing it. He shouldn’t have watched all that porn.

How come the biggest sex obsessives are always so unskilled? Fucking LOL.

Hilarious that a man that, ostensibly, has had 5 children still sounds like a virgin whenever he talks about sex.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Hilarious that a man that, ostensibly, has had 5 children still sounds like a virgin whenever he talks about sex.

At this point I believe the 5 kids are from 5 different bulls he watched plow his wife.
Without a DNA test to prove it Nick never sired a single brat.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

At this point I believe the 5 kids are from 5 different bulls he watched plow his wife.
Without a DNA test to prove it Nick never sired a single brat.

Unfortunately they are almost all cursed with a physical resemblance to him.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Unfortunately they are almost all cursed with a physical resemblance to him.

That might be so, but by head-canon is that Nick only married to hide his gayness and Kayla got the sperm donations from swinging at the yearly Bible Camp.