Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

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Redesign of this girl, but in her devilish form. Been keeping this in my art pantry for since January 19 now. Now thread and Kiwi Farms' public property! Do not try to steal her, Alex.
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Worst of all?
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She hides her hand, and can kill you.
 
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Adolf Hulkler said:
He looks like Nick Bate.
He kinda gives off the same vibe too.
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Well he likes pictures of dead and mutilated children. (Nick Bate sang about raping children)
If it wasn't for Canada he would have an ankle bracelet and watch list.

It's a matter of time before his psychosis eats him, he troons out and gets busted for CSAM.
 
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Schizoid Wife said:
This is why you don't wish to be desirable or to have people love you, because if you're too vague, you get a monkey's paw moment where everyone that wants you is actually a batshit insane schizo or some other undesirable.
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Just like how Alex desired to eyes of all the Farms on him, I desired to get a video shoutout from him. I fell right into his limbless schizo trap
 
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Anti Drug Cuban War Hero said:
@Suburban Bastard
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“My OG kiwifarms enemy”
Awww and here I was beginning to worry he forgot all of our lovely quarrels.

“So you’ve decided to conspire on the defamation against me.”
Well it’s not really conspiring nor defamation if it’s posting your own words. Only one to blame is yourself, faggot.

“How about I blast you into space.”
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You’re free to try!
 
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PaperRoads said:
it sucks that I wasn't up for the 100th page but whatever,

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Thanks for the ride Alex, I haven't laughed this much in a long time!
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Someone needs to compile every pose he makes and send them in a zip file so YIIK can be remastered with 4K graphics. There's ample vids of him doing weird poses or weird expressions, so that's absolutely something that could happen.
Alternatively, someone will make a visual novel where he dates his dismembered waifus.
 
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Kiwi & Cow said:
Alternatively, someone will make a visual novel where he dates Toji Suzuharu
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Fixed that for you.

Incidentally, I'd say he'd be estatic to get that kind of attention, especially if someone draws more limbless anime children for him to goon to. He is already embracing his inner Chris-chan, hoping to become the next hot piece on the Internet. Not happening, fatty
 
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Suburban Bastard said:
Alex literally wants to rape @Toji Suzuhara, thankfully a basic bear trap will incapacitate our rapist-wannabe, simply put one of his OCs in the center.
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Or use the classic me method:

Phase 1: Collect his OC art, open up your ideal drawing app
Phase 2: ?????????????
Phase 3: PROFIT!
 
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