Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 5 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 101 25.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 71 17.8%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 161 40.3%

  • Total voters
    400
Actually, I'm with Aaron on this one. I've had Japanese cuisine. It's overpriced for what you get. Especially when you're talking sushi, which I've never liked. Give me the Chinese buffet.

Nick is one of those pretentious faggots that thinks the size of the check determines the quality of the meal. You can very much tell he had a privileged upbringing.
I agree and disagree slightly. Japanese food in America is often more expensive than Chinese food in America. Japanese food in Japan is actually much cheaper than you'd think, to the point I've heard relatively frequently it's gotten to a point it's actually cheaper to go out to eat at restaurants than it is to make food yourself. The yen itself is massively fucked in value at the moment, but that's a different topic.
He... he actually thinks it's a flex to make a woman bleed... for her to be so dry that she gets tears in her vagina...
The guy who's so hooked up on sex he destroyed his reputation to pursue it only to be fucking terrible at it, to try to brag that he's so incapable of arousing women that he causes bleeding and pain.

Nick. Pain is not "weakness leaving your body". Pain is your body telling you something is wrong. What's April's body telling her? "This loser needs to get the fuck out." Her 6/10 body is rejecting you on a biological level but you're too much of a retard to get the cues.

Lmao
Nick seems to not realize he is giving Geanu a way out with this garbage.

In my opinion Geanu needs a lawyer now and could then recant their previous statements and refuse to testify.
The victim's husband threatened them with legal action and they fear if they do not plead the 5th they might be the target of a civil lawsuit or even criminal procedures instigated by Nick.
The very first thing Geanu should've done is talk to an active practicing fucking attorney about this shit, not a retired judge (allegedly). The fact they didn't means they're incapable of acting like normal fucking humans with a mote of sense. I fucking hate these people.
I do hope he's threatening them though, because if I was looking for more reasons to not testify, the retard husband of the comatose retard would be giving me plenty of reasons...and that's not accounting for the fact that the city Geanu live in (NYC), and the city Aaron lives in (St. Cloud), are over 1,000 miles apart (looks like the drive is 19 hours MINIMUM), and if the state isn't paying for both of us to get there by plane, they can go fuck themselves.

If Geno wants to insist he doesn't want to fucking go (he has), he shouldn't go. But Keanu won't shut her fucking mouth about saying how eager she is to testify. You're making it harder for your fucking husband to stay out of this shit, you absolute wretched retard. Shut the fuck up.

Nick, your sex life was so bad, you had to bring Aaron and April into it. And Aaron left.
And April was forced to leave. All those attempts just to end up back where he started, except now his reputation is in tatters. He gets what he fucking deserves.
 
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"I gave it to her so good, the bitch needed a blood transfusion."
If sex means you need to go to the hospital after, you're doing it wrong.
Also, to a misogynist like Nick, sex and violence against women are the same thing. Sex isn't mutual pleasure with a woman, sex is something he does to women to get other men to pay attention to him. He could run Kayla over with his car in front of his two least favorite kids and his twisted (wet) brain would turn it into "yeeeargh, I gave it to that bish! I gave it to her so good! I have the weirdest boner right now! Did Aaron see?"
 
That man´s wife was openly sexting with him on Twitter because both Niggieta and Aaron are homosexual cucks.

He´s not suing Aaron, it´s a criminal case.
Well the sexting wasn't until after she already left and they divorced, but the 2nd point still stands. I was just assuming the criminal case was because of Nick and or Kayla filing the complaint or snitching that Aaron broadcasted everything and at some point someone involved would be able to look at everything and the source of the complaint to see Nick is a scorned lover only doing this for revenge and doesn't actually care about his wife's privacy.
But ultimately the best outcome is everyone involved in this to rot in jail. I'm just torn between whether Nick and Aaron should be in cells across from each other to still be cucks watching each other get raped, or if they should share a cell and have gay arguments about who will be the bitch until they both get shanked by the other prisoners.
 
But ultimately the best outcome is everyone involved in this to rot in jail.
I’d agree on the condition that Nick’s grandfather’s money continues to finance his day to day existence.

Imagine being bankrolled by a dead man your entire life and thinking that you have shit to say to another dude about masculinity.
 
If anyone can understand whatever all these deviants are babbling about, please translate.
I'll volunteer as tribute, considering I was tortured through it, but it's hardly required reading.

Context on Nick's Chat Sperge on Melton's Show:

- Melton was covering Aaron's fairly tepid show yesterday. (Second string. Melton started his show by making fun of Keven Brennan.)

- The minute Melton started on Aaron, Nick burst into chat with excitement to laugh at Aaron (he'd clearly watched all of Aaron's show that morning - says a lot about his free time considering Aaron streams for 3-5 hours).
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- Cue a bunch of very faggoty commentary on Aaron's dick.
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Charming..
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- He relayed a story of naked Aaron walking up to Kayla ("someone else"). We know it's Kayla bc he freely names April. (I assume Kayla has told Nick to 'keep my name outta your fucking mouth'.)
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- Melton gets to a point on STMS coverage where Aaron made a Freudian slip by using the name "Nick" when talking about high school boys' ignorance about the female anatomy (the idea is that women get stretched out permanently). Nick is VERY excited that his name was mentioned.
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- He, once again, promises to release his texts with Aaron.
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- Lots of heavy flirting with Holy Big Mac and a promise to meet her in Vegas. (Possibility that it's April.)
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Unfortunately they are almost all cursed with a physical resemblance to him.
Maybe Junkie's Dad fathered the FIVE kids.
Like in the THE HANDMAID's TALE
Cuz junkie could not get Whore wife preggers--
All those miscarriages

Note: April never ONCE claimed Aaron had a micro-penis, or less than average. Neither did first ex-wife. That is to say, if it had been true, the most recent ex who actually tried to claim "abuse" would have had no problem announcing a pencil dick on the alleged abuser. Instead a vengeful female [junkie] went with "he ate my goo." Just sayin.

Junkie child abuser REALLY DOES LOVE Aaron, holy shit!!!!
 
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Here's the remainder for posterity. If anyone can understand whatever all these deviants are babbling about, please translate.

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Of all the things Nick divulged that "April gave him permission" to do, was it:

How they just were bored with their spouses? ❌
The close bond they developed from being cocaine and booze connoisseurs? ❌
That one time they made a Japanese flag 🇯🇵 on a bed sheet? ✅

This is a pathetic lonely man, ignored by everyone in his real life to the point he's begging for a morsel of validation online to prop up his Potemkin village persona.
 
- Cue a bunch of very faggoty commentary on Aaron's dick.
Yet again, because he is an absolute moron, he confirms he just cant stop thinking about Aaron´s cock.
I believe Nicolas is currently not in employment, education or training. His income is likely limited to government benefits and an allowance from his parents via a trust fund.
We have to add NEET to the thread header.
 
All those miscarriages
Possibly just from Nick giving Kayla 12 types of venereal disease*, like JFK did to Jackie. Both of them enjoy causing women pain and both of the women would not have understood why she couldn’t carry a pregnancy to term. (Jackie eventually figured it out. I doubt Kayla would have.)

*Yes, Nick claims he was a virgin when he married Kayla, but we also know he lies about everything and is a fucking faggot. He was probably getting cornholed by strangers by the time he was old enough to hang out in public restrooms without a parent.
 
That is to say, if it had been true, the most recent ex who actually tried to claim "abuse" would have had no problem announcing a pencil dick on the alleged abuser.
Whereas Kayla *DID* call out Nick's pencil dick, on one of his streams no less. (It was something about it being so small/ lacking in girth that you couldn't even suck on that thing.)
 
I pop into this thread from time to time, just to see what retarded shit Nick is up to in-between his court visits. It used to be fun, but nowadays I'm jumping through 30 pages worth of highlights of "wahhh wahhh wahhh, my boyfriend dumped me but I'm not mad about it"

Does he even stream his coke binges anymore? Or is it just paying retards on YouTube to vent about his ex?
 
Can you imagine being Nick Rekieta.

All your day consists of is running around after five kids you clearly resent on a subconscious level, so you drink and take narcotics to feel cool again. You force your eldest into parentifcation to cover for your own ass.

Your wife (likely), threatens to divorce you unless you get rid of your bimbo. You still pine for her openly on social media, much to the embarrassment of your wife's parents. You make sure your wife is just as mundane as you, because women having agency is a problem for Nick.

The kids are at school or doing activities, the wife is sufficiently pilled up and watching Deep Space 9, what do you do? Pursue a hobby? Do your CLEs and get your law licence back? Go to the gym?

No, its time to watch STMS for hours to seethe at a quote "who?" and then Patrick Melton. Then it's time to rant on twitter to anyone who disputes your highly unreliable statements. Promise to stream and never actually do it.

Pick up the kids. Pick up the wife's prescription, make shitty cream noodle bowls with flimsy unseasoned wagyu beef, rinse and repeat.

My idea of an ironic Faustian hell is the daily cycle of Rekieta's life.
 
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Does he even stream his coke binges anymore? Or is it just paying retards on YouTube to vent about his ex?
The latter. He hasn't streamed in over a month now.

Last time he did, he tried to revive unbreaded, via the Antioch shooter, and it was sad and boring (or so the thread says, as I only caught snippets).
 
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