Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.3%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 24.9%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 65 17.1%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 155 40.7%
  • Total voters
    381
Fapcop said:
Guess I was wrong. He’s actually retarded enough to continue to dance for our entertainment while howling: “NO PRUUUDE!! THE COCAINE WAS IN A LOCKBOX!!!” To anybody who cares enough about Nick to laugh at him.
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Until he admits, as if it's somehow an own on the cops, that he had a coke bullet (a piece of drug paraphernalia sort of like a grinder for snorting stuff apparently but when I did that shit the only acceptable tube was a $100 bill) with TWO OUNCES OF COCAINE IN IT.

Now, even with those of us who realize Nick just admitted to bringing himself almost up into dealer amounts by admitting he had cocaine sitting around outside where the kids could get to it that brought up his possession to three times the amount he was actually arrested for, we realize Nick is literally retarded, and probably meant 2 grams.

He's just literally so dumb he doesn't understand what a gram is or what an ounce is. Every fucking druggie in the world knows how to convert grams and ounces in their head. The whole metric/English shit doesn't even matter.

Nick even sucks at being a druggie because he's a stupid white faggot who picked up being a druggie really late in life. He can't even convert grams and ounces in his head like any real solid dope fiend. What a loser. What a complete NERD!
 
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Update: Nick flaked

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Dick Maserson, is my guess.
 
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Ohhamburgers said:
Imagine defending this freak because he hates someone you hate.
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Oh hi, Ohhamburgers! Lost the pink triangle, eh? Guess we'll see how long that lasts.

SargonF00t said:
With how insignificant Aaron is, I am amazed at the number of A-logs he has managed to accrue. :story:
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The Aaron thread was a mistake. It drew flies. No offense to BG.

Himedall All-seeing Waifu said:
Update: Nick flaked

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These people are sitting on pins and needles waiting for Mr. "this was never a law channel" to cover the OnlyFans murder?

And they think it'll be good entertainment?

Lol, okay.

Himedall All-seeing Waifu said:
Dick Maserson, is my guess.
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Or Melton.
 
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Ohhamburgers said:
Imagine defending this freak because he hates someone you hate.
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Why not just sum it all up with "he had gay sex with Nick Rekieta?" Like that's the single cringiest and dumbest thing Aaron ever did. Other than that he's a nobody doing nobody things who gets harassed by a fat greasy pedophile who lusts after his children.
 
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Did he get a 3D scan of his ex-boyfriend's penis? He literally talks about it everyday. That's all he thinks about now. Aaron Imholte's penis. It must have been really good because both him and his wife misses it.

LiquidKid said:
I know people bring this up a lot, but I truly fucking hate the paintings he has. They look like the garbage art you buy at a surplus outlet like Ross or TJ Maxx because you’re poor but want your teenager’s bedroom to look decorated. The fact that he spent tens of thousands in such god awful art is genuinely embarrassing
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I'll pay $10.99 for that cat on MDMA picture.
 
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Save the Loli said:
Why not just sum it all up with "he had gay sex with Nick Rekieta?" Like that's the single cringiest and dumbest thing Aaron ever did. Other than that he's a nobody doing nobody things who gets harassed by a fat greasy pedophile who lusts after his children.
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When you contemplate this, the fact of the faggot that is Nick Rekieta is that he has made it obvious that he considers it the most disgusting possible thing anyone would ever do is have sex with him.

Wow.

He hates himself so much.
 
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Ohhamburgers said:
Imagine defending this freak because he hates someone you hate.
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Imagine composing all this gay Reddit shit that's not even readable unless enlarged to 100% to justify your hatred of some boring literally fucking who ex-radio host who streams to 250 people. Nobody is reading that. You can't even attach images properly, that's how retarded you are. Neck yourself.
 
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Captain Manning said:
Oh hi, Ohhamburgers! Lost the pink triangle, eh? Guess we'll see how long that lasts.
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dustnight said:
I'm pretty sure Balldo hates Aaron far more than Aaron hates Balldo tbh
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I am pretty sure everybody that hates Aaron hates him more than Aaron hates anybody else. And that's part of his problem. He should absolutely hate Melton. Instead, he tried to grift off him. That's when I realized he's hopeless.
 
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AnOminous said:
Until he admits, as if it's somehow an own on the cops, that he had a coke bullet (a piece of drug paraphernalia sort of like a grinder for snorting stuff apparently but when I did that shit the only acceptable tube was a $100 bill) with TWO OUNCES OF COCAINE IN IT.

Now, even with those of us who realize Nick just admitted to bringing himself almost up into dealer amounts by admitting he had cocaine sitting around outside where the kids could get to it that brought up his possession to three times the amount he was actually arrested for, we realize Nick is literally retarded, and probably meant 2 grams.

He's just literally so dumb he doesn't understand what a gram is or what an ounce is. Every fucking druggie in the world knows how to convert grams and ounces in their head. The whole metric/English shit doesn't even matter.

Nick even sucks at being a druggie because he's a stupid white faggot who picked up being a druggie really late in life. He can't even convert grams and ounces in his head like any real solid dope fiend. What a loser. What a complete NERD!
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He had to have meant 2 grams there's no way 2 ounces would fit in anything like that. No one would even make something like that big enough to hold two ounce because 1. no one carries around thousands of dollars worth of coke in their "to go" use bag, 2. that's enough to get you A LOT of time so even if they could, they wouldn't and 3. it would have to be ridiculously big and stupid looking like a thermos lid. Two ounces is physically a lot let alone not being able to actually use that amount. Also ignoring the idea that a cop snorted two ounces off camera before they got to the station lol. That's ridiculous
 
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