Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy

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i remember back in the old pixyteri days, back when she was the biggest talk on /cgl/, these giant fuck-ass boots were popular among japanese cosplayers and j-fashion that drew ire from western cosplayers there. called 'em cunt boots. i think ashton should remember her original heritiji and get a pair if she really wants to be taller.
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She could try lifts. But they might hurt her owwie foot.
 
she doesn't seem to recognize that people are disagreeing with her because what she's saying goes against... I don't know, the laws of biology lol?
And not just because females don't have a penis, tummy or otherwise. The stomach is much higher up in the torso than most people realize. It starts up under your ribs and is nowhere near the pelvis.

What's the betting that dreadful daddy bought her two nasty American cars instead of kawaii Nissan or Toyota?
 
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Sarah naturally looks so fucking miserable. Is she going for a fast food supervisor look with her outfit?
 
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Sarah naturally looks so fucking miserable. Is she going for a fast food supervisor look with her outfit?

She's so dumpy and her posture is horrific. I wonder if this guy just thought she was a sped coming to buy a coloring book? :lol:
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Everyone there got a bio, I guess.

Of all the paintings she could have featured she chose the one that looks like a beaten to death prostitute wearing joke buck teeth from the 25 cent machine. Not that the profile photo is any better she looks like a tired 50 year old mom of five. Her self awareness divided by zero and disappeared from the space time continuum. At least back when she was a kawaii Nipponese she tried to look good. She didn't succeed 98% of the time. But effort was involved. Now she just throws on some wrinkled clothes and calls it a day because that's what men (and tired middle aged sportsmoms) do, right?
 
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Well let's unpack. You cry and whine about everything like an offensive female stereotype. You have a sped haircut that makes you look like a butch lesbian when you wear your wrinkled, ill-fitting suits. You got that lumpy dumpy apple shape that is associated with middle aged women who shop at Walmart in pajama pants and slippers.

Pixy's idea of presenting as male is so juvenile and nonsensical. It's amazing how sad and low effort the poon arc is compared to her desperate attempts to be a kawaii Japanese idoru. She's so lazy that she can't even maintain skinwalk kayfabe. That shoop with the buzzcut was a lot more believable than the Simple Jack cut she keeps getting.
 
more people would think pixy was a man if she did not treat it like a cosplay. she dresses up like how she thinks a man should look and thinks that makes her a man by default like how dressing up like sora means shes sora.

but she lacks all the male body language. its just as bad as the troons who dont even bother to properly mimic the way women move or act they just go "i dress like a woman which means im clearly a woman"

even the most manly woman still has a bit of a feminine aura about her. its why most butch lesbians all have the same look. you wanna hide your curves not make them more noticeable which is why baggier clothes are the better option. also men dont wear their pants that high up unless they are old or retarded.
 
more people would think pixy was a man if she did not treat it like a cosplay. she dresses up like how she thinks a man should look and thinks that makes her a man by default like how dressing up like sora means shes sora.

but she lacks all the male body language. its just as bad as the troons who dont even bother to properly mimic the way women move or act they just go "i dress like a woman which means im clearly a woman"

even the most manly woman still has a bit of a feminine aura about her. its why most butch lesbians all have the same look. you wanna hide your curves not make them more noticeable which is why baggier clothes are the better option. also men dont wear their pants that high up unless they are old or retarded.

Maybe she's wearing old man pants to avoid epic muffin top. It would push up her hip fat and make her look even more feminine.

And her face is so haggard. This is what years of Texas sun and no sunscreen does to your face. It's a miracle she doesn't have skin cancer yet. I'm surprised she doesn't try to complete the male skinwalk with a baseball cap. At least that would offer some protection.
 
I’m actually surprised no doctor has agreed to give her T injections. Given how many mentally ill people they were happy to affirm with hormone scripts Pixie must come off as absolute bonkers in doctor’s visits, probably doesn’t hurt she’s in Texas. They will give hormones to homeless schizos on meth in California but might have been more cautious with cray cray women in Texas.

Pixie certainly talks the talk online about being a man and how devastated she is to be referred to as female. If she brought even a quarter of that energy to a Planned Parenthood, and quarter less batshit crazy, she’d probably have a pube beard, frog voice and atrophied vagina by now.
 
I’m actually surprised no doctor has agreed to give her T injections. Given how many mentally ill people they were happy to affirm with hormone scripts Pixie must come off as absolute bonkers in doctor’s visits, probably doesn’t hurt she’s in Texas. They will give hormones to homeless schizos on meth in California but might have been more cautious with cray cray women in Texas.

Pixie certainly talks the talk online about being a man and how devastated she is to be referred to as female. If she brought even a quarter of that energy to a Planned Parenthood, and quarter less batshit crazy, she’d probably have a pube beard, frog voice and atrophied vagina by now.
Partially it's because she is clearly batshit and also partially, she's lazy. I doubt she's ever set foot inside a gender clinic.
 
Partially it's because she is clearly batshit and also partially, she's lazy. I doubt she's ever set foot inside a gender clinic.
Clearly batshit hasn’t been a barrier for many. She also likes to go to doctors for physical owies and get surgery, but I’m betting like all truly delusional crazy people she hates and avoids mental health care if at all possible.

I’m just surprised, with her pronoun obsession, she hasn’t said something to a regular doctor that would get her on the troon pipeline. Maybe they have referred her, but the minute she saw any mention of psychiatry or psychology she noped right out. Her seeking out a “informed consent clinic” would have probably been too much effort or she might have still been suspicious of the doctors there.

It’s amazing given her proclamations and desires expressed online that she never got put on T. I figure even some of the weirdos that orbit, alog or befriend her online would have helped her walk the gender affirmation path to T. I mean I could see the mean girls from lolcow farms helping her down the path to T simply for entertainment purposes. Maybe she’s too crazy to get trolled into T injections, so one positive side effect to being batshit.
 
I can't imagine how much more she'd complain if she started taking T. Is it even possible to complain more than she does already? I can't deny that all the comparison posts she'd share in an attempt to fuel her delusion would be funny. I can almost see the terrible selfies posted one month apart with her completely fooling herself into thinking she somehow looks "manlier," when no one besides her can see any changes.

But the potential humour aside, I hope she never gets HRT. She needs some T, but not that kind.
 
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