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Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.
While the topic of whores in childrens' rooms is at hand, does anybody remember the nasty locals wine mother who would crawl all over her own child's bed to take thirst traps and soft core pornography for Nick to gawk at?
There seems to be precedent here. Is it out of the realm of possibility that this is another sick sexual perversion of Nick's? Who can say. May explain cocaine test positives as well. I'd hate to think it, but did the poor little coke child get kicked out of her room and into the basement so April could bleed all over her sheets?
Aaron doesn't have a real job, right? I basically think that ever since the breakup his entire life strategy has been to monetize the Nick hate/his life falling apart. He's an old school radio guy, and one of the common radio guy strategies was always to basically be a lolcow and then and monetize the controversy.
He has a very marginally successful streaming career, which involves a lot of begging, but enough people seem to watch and throw him a buck or two that he can keep doing it.
He’s said a few times that the Nick drama stuff is not welcomed by his show audience, and that’s one reason he tries to avoid it more recently (unless he can’t resist the siren call of crowing about something or denying an L).
So I don’t think it’s fair to say he is living off the Rekieta drama per se, even if it does help pad the show out.
Because you may recall Nick was so obstinate during the warrant service that he made him them bash down his front door. How improbable is it that he then willingly gave them the combination (or key) to the safe the coke was found in?
Nick is an arrogant and lazy coke head. April is a dozy coke head. Kayla is mostly zonked on pills. Sure, they had some shitty hotel lock box that you can open with a screwdriver, but the coke was out on the bathroom counter anyway, and it sounds like the safe wasn’t locked because of the above mentioned laziness. Nick has never cried about the cops breaking into it which you can bet he would do if that had been something they could and did do.
I’m sure the safe was a clever smart technicality in Nick’s junkie mind, but just having it isn’t enough.
Aaron doesn't have a real job, right? I basically think that ever since the breakup his entire life strategy has been to monetize the Nick hate/his life falling apart. He's an old school radio guy, and one of the common radio guy strategies was always to basically be a lolcow and then and monetize the controversy.
While the topic of whores in childrens' rooms is at hand, does anybody remember the nasty locals wine mother who would crawl all over her own child's bed to take thirst traps and soft core pornography for Nick to gawk at?
I might not approve of it, but I understand why you might neglect to feed your kids because you're out of your mind on cocaine and banging a pair of skanks, but letting the poor little sprogs go hungry because you're watching Game of Thrones is just deplorable.
Just hit the fucking pause button and go downstairs to warm the Spaghetti-o's, Nick. The dragons will still be there for you after the kids have been fed.
I might not approve of it, but I understand why you might neglect to feed your kids because you're out of your mind on cocaine and banging a pair of skanks, but letting the poor little sprogs go hungry because you're watching Game of Thrones is just deplorable.
He doesn't even care about feeding himself. It's repulsive though that because he wants to be a repulsive, skeletal stick insect of a gay anorexic man that he thinks it's okay to starve his kids too.
I actually believe that Nick just calls any coke container a "bullet" and he had like some special cocaine serving bowl setting out on top of the mini fridge with 2oz of coke and the cops fucked up logging it or just decided it was party time.
First off, we definitely need those bodycams released to quell this public controversy about the cops stealing coke. Second off, it further totally undermines the thing he said right before that where all the coke was either in the safe or his nose. Lol.
Aaron has related that "princess Kayla" got the master bedroom whichever house they were at. Also, while they had "sides" of the bed they stayed on, Aaron and Kayla would stray onto Nick's side and leave him to sleep on the wet spot. Near the end Nick even messaged Aaron that it bothered him that Aaron and Kayla got the bed all the time.
Nick being sidelined in his own bedroom like this helped explain Nick's need to assert himself via repeatedly referencing ejaculate. Unfortunately, Nick just can't stop thinking about it.
I actually believe that Nick just calls any coke container a "bullet" and he had like some special cocaine serving bowl setting out on top of the mini fridge with 2oz of coke and the cops fucked up logging it or just decided it was party time.
First off, we definitely need those bodycams released to quell this public controversy about the cops stealing coke. Second off, it further totally undermines the thing he said right before that where all the coke was either in the safe or his nose. Lol.
You know what? I agree with this. I completely reverse my earlier position that Nick is a brain rotted retard and a liar.
I too believe that Nick had more coke in that house than Pablo fuckin' Escobar, and that Robert Barnes is right about the massive corruption in Kandiyohi County! Only the release of the body cam footage can restore the public's trust in the system!
RELEASE THE BODY CAM NOW KANDIYOHI COUNTY!!! THE PUBLIC DESERVES THE TRUTH!!! WHERE IS THE 56.7 GRAMS???
Not to Balldoguard, but I feel like the activity of this thread will die off within a few months if Nick keeps up this highly boring trend of pointless angst towards his exboyfriend. It's lost its charm for me (and I feel, a lot of others).
100%. The whining from Nick has become repetitive, it was funny when he first did it, but he's been in the same mode for about 5 months or so to the extent where even the Aaron alogs have had enough of pretending to like him.
Rekieta is far too irrelevant to have anyone doing his "bidding".
What is going on is that he is willing to give some indication of pretending to like Rekieta which is enough for Rekieta to believe he IS "doing his bidding" and run to incessantly overshare in DMs.
By the way, he does the same thing with Aaron, who operates exactly the same way. When Aaron leaked his Twitter DMs, it turned out that Wil Herren was the first name on the list.
I bet Wil even tells Nick what Aaron has told him and vice versa to convince them he is their best Internet friend.
We know that Kayla has used her son's Halloween costume as clothing for a sexy photoshoot for Nick. He even showed part of one of the photos on stream. Shoutout to @Balldo's Gate and @Not Who You Think for documenting.
Replying to @EgalitarianBtch, Kayla says their oldest son was the Riddler for Halloween, and she was "totally stealing his suit jacket for a sexy photo shoot":
Kayla announced plans in the LOCALS chat to use her son’s Riddler Halloween costume for a boudoir shoot. She planned to do this with her bestie (cousin) for their husbands.
He doesn't even care about feeding himself. It's repulsive though that because he wants to be a repulsive, skeletal stick insect of a gay anorexic man that he thinks it's okay to starve his kids too.
I always thought fatphobia was just a bullshit term hamplanet activists came up with to justify why they should be able to eat 3/4ths of the sheet cake at the company party, but Nick violently hating fat people to the point he starves his own kids might be a legitimate form of it.
I always thought fatphobia was just a bullshit term hamplanet activists came up with to justify why they should be able to eat 3/4ths of the sheet cake at the company party, but Nick violently hating fat people to the point he starves his own kids might be a legitimate form of it.
While the topic of whores in childrens' rooms is at hand, does anybody remember the nasty locals wine mother who would crawl all over her own child's bed to take thirst traps and soft core pornography for Nick to gawk at?
this is another sick sexual perversion of Nick's? Who can say.
I always thought fatphobia was just a bullshit term hamplanet activists came up with to justify why they should be able to eat 3/4ths of the sheet cake at the company party, but Nick violently hating fat people to the point he starves his own kids might be a legitimate form of it.
