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Never would I expect these fuckers to pull from the most conservative jewish and muslim antics to add to another "quirky witch power!" yet here we are. I guess this is the natural resultof over a decade of a very specific type of white person fetishizing the hijab.
 
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If you don't believe in the Christian God, then people praying to him should have no power or affect you in any way.
else I’m telling Teacher!”
Misread as "I'm telling Thatcher!"
People are making starseed videos even today. It didn't die with the Boomers, but it seems like some of them are millennials who were told they were special by their boomer parents and never developed their identity beyond that.
I'd believe that he's an alien because of those soulsucking, skinwalker eyes.
If you go far left enough, we get back to "Jews are aliens".
 
Wales where she lives is being oppressed and "colonised" by England when in reality the Welsh were as much colonisers in the empire as the English were, and Wales is no more disenfranchised by Westminster than the north of England is.
The Welsh don't speak English and fuck sheep, England has let them do that for years and there's no major desire to split. Welsh customs and language are healthy. The only celtic people who can bitch and moan about being oppressed by England are the Irish and Highlander Scots, who had active campaigns in their respective regions to erase their languages and culture. Everywhere in mainland Britain benefitted from being a part of the empire, a majority of the population was proud to be in the empire. Anyone who says they were "forced against their will by the English to partake in an evil empire" is complete bullshit spurred by nationalist movements to bolster popularity among minorities.

Also, my contribution to this thread, most Witch girls are annoying obese bitches who don't practice paganism outside of "spells" and buying witch merch at Hot Topic. The Goth ones are rare, but hot and not morbidly obese in my experience.
 
The witch stuff really died down after COVID, but I found a couple of "witches".

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I mean, as long as she stays sober, good on her.
 
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I mean, as long as she stays sober, good on her.
they are seriously doing the retarded clapping thing 👏 👏 , so damn obnoxious
 
What if they're both homophobic and masc4masc? that's celebrating masculinity Greek style

oh who am I kidding this is from a pooner isn't it

The Welsh don't speak English and fuck sheep, England has let them do that for years and there's no major desire to split. Welsh customs and language are healthy. The only celtic people who can bitch and moan about being oppressed by England are the Irish and Highlander Scots, who had active campaigns in their respective regions to erase their languages and culture. Everywhere in mainland Britain benefitted from being a part of the empire, a majority of the population was proud to be in the empire. Anyone who says they were "forced against their will by the English to partake in an evil empire" is complete bullshit spurred by nationalist movements to bolster popularity among minorities.

Also, my contribution to this thread, most Witch girls are annoying obese bitches who don't practice paganism outside of "spells" and buying witch merch at Hot Topic. The Goth ones are rare, but hot and not morbidly obese in my experience.
as a fat witch I pray daily for England to be brought down by ancient Celtic magic (t. scots)

I guess being drowned by the Caliphate is good enough

Yeah great idea, tie yourself to your local fascists'. Steller thinking, brilliant really. I'm sure that obsession is great for your mental health.


That's not veiling, that is a hat. Also pointy hats can be useful.
Don't forget, local Fascists are protected by the Black Sun and mighty runes
 
It's called a snake oil scam.
Yeah, you don't pay someone who claims to be something that's mythologically known for not taking money payment but instead just satisfaction of doing their own deeds or dishing out hubristic fate type shit. Also secondary clue for it being BS is when they spell magic like some dumb as shit way, like magyk or mgix or some shit like that. Primary one is the money thing that it's a scam but like fuck man.
 
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Yeah, you don't pay someone who claims to be something that's mythologically known for not taking money payment but instead just satisfaction of doing their own deeds or dishing out hubristic fate type shit. Also secondary clue for t being BS is when they spell magic like some dumb shit like magyk or mgix or some shit like that. Primary one is the money thing that it's a scam but like fuck man.
I had to look up if they really are selling literal snake oil and they are indeed selling literal snake oil.
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These are the same people ccalling TERFs and environmentalism skeptics anti-science.
 
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15k?! For a spell online?! You should face read them, especially the guy, he gives Jeffree star vibes.
 
as a fat witch I pray daily for England to be brought down by ancient Celtic magic (t. scots)
That boat sailed years ago. I believe the North will rise again.

I will agree that people who put the loudest fucking exhausts on their shitboxes and think it's cool are retards, but it's not exclusive to straight male crackers. Gay and trans man? The classic reverse trap of the pooner.

These are the same people ccalling TERFs and environmentalism skeptics anti-science.

It's science for me but not for thee.
 
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I looked through her other posters and this one was pretty based ("where genes need a little extra help) -- Freudian slip?
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I looked through witchesvspatriarchy and very little of it is witch-related; it's mostly generic memes, antifa stuff, and Etsy artists shilling themselves (including a comic book about gay interfaith cyborg vampires). There's also a daily automated reminder to "hex your local fascists" that makes me wonder if Bardfinn is jannying that sub under a sock. It's just a content farm at this point. I was expecting top-tier /x/ schizophrenia mixed with Reddit smugness, but alas.
 
Don't forget, local Fascists are protected by the Black Sun and mighty runes
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"Cool sun guys."
"Yeah we found it on the floor."

15k?! For a spell online?! You should face read them, especially the guy, he gives Jeffree star vibes.
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witchcraft q&a here we go biatch ⬇️

1: is witchcraft real -​

NO BITCH IT'S NOT, LIKE YES TF IT IS WHY WOULD I SPEND YEARS TALKING ABOUT IT IF IT WASN'T REAL OMAFUCKINGGAWD JESUS CHRIST SISTER. anyways...​

2: does your witchcraft work -​

no bitch that's why i have made over €300k so far and why i have a cult following, a cult clientele that obsesses over me and that's why i live my dream luxurious lifestyle and am dating my soulmate. like yeah no my witchcraft doesn't work miss nelly 🙄

3: can you cast for me without payment -​

NO, MOVE.​

4: will i get bad karma if i book with you -​

NO NELLY YOU FUCKING WON'T. KARMA IS A BUDDHIST BELIEF, I AM NOT BUDDHIST I AM SATANIC.​

5: will the spell backfire -​

no meemaw my shit don't backfire, ik you're traumatised from your regular etsy witches that cast for you for $15 and send you pictures of a chime candle buried in thyme, but naur meemaw NOT my craft!​

6: when will i see results -​

when you see them. there you go ;-; sometimes it works overnight, sometimes it don't work overnight, i don't control time not because i can't but because sometimes other things have to be put in place so your desired outcome IS your desired outcome and not some shitty, lacky & tacky version of it.​

7: will the spell work -​

yes, my craft always works if you follow my instructions properly.​

8: is witchcraft evil -​

no.​

9: will i get bad karma if i book a curse -​

no.​

10: will the curse backfire on me -​

no.​

11: are you a real witch -​

yes.​

12: do love spells work -​

yes.​

13: can you make me rich -​

yes.​

14: do you do payment plans -​

no.​

15: can i pay after i see results -​

no you pay UPFRONT before i cast anything.​

16: is witchcraft selling my soul to the devil -​

ew no.​

17: are witches real -​

yes.​

18: can you make me rich and then i pay you a lot of money -​

as i said NO, i don't cast before the full payment UPFRONT.​

i'm bored now, BYEEEEEEE that was the q&a, drop more questions in the comments if yall have them and get all my spell books and courses in the link in my bio and DM me on instagram @thesonoflilith to purchase my ritual services ✨💋 #witchcraft #qa #qanda #ivancouture #thesonoflilith #theivancouture #witch​


Meanwhile, the real Jeffree
 
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