Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

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It’d be fun to have her though *sigh*
I don't know, she seems like she'd just lay there... unless you meant having here show up on her thread.
Yeah, that'd be a larf and a harf.
She would never come here and post in her own thread because the mods aren't going to delete every mean post about her. She needs her hugbox.

Also I think she might have enough common sense to not try suing Null, but if she ever does it'll be a hilarious lolsuit saga. I don't think she realizes how popular KiwiFarms is if she genuinely feels more threatened by a 2,000 member snark subreddit.
 
Just for posterity I'll put these here so it's all in one place.

Here's all the links in the post archived (I don't know if old reddit is an archive itself or not, so this may be redundant). It's really just a bunch of people getting banned.

Dude posts on the snark to get banned from r/comics lol (A)
Someone is banned from r/comics despite never leaving a comment there (A)
Locked comments after 21 minutes (A)
Score and upvote ratio over time (A)
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Ellen bought 500 up doots (A)
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86000 Downdoots on one post (A)
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Metrics for Ellen's top posts (A)
Mod abuse and how many posts are removed (A)
People get directed here to see Ellen's no no photos and no no comics lol (A)
68% of comments removed [so close to funny number damnit] (A)
Ellen gets emailed a link to her thread here. She apparently posted it on her page and quickly deleted it when she realized it was critical of her LMAO (A) [pretty sure this was mentioned before but I only remember it in passing. So she's definitely lurking.]

Hi Ellen!
We're mentioned again so it seems we have a lot of lurkers from the snark sub (A)
I keep seeing us mentioned over on the snark a lot. not really worth going over them all but I want to say an obligatory "nigger" because you can't say that on reddit. I'm sure that's part of the reason you can't send a kiwi farms link on reddit. Because we're part of the kool kiwi klub and we can use words like "nigger kike faggot"
Pretty sure this has been mentioned earlier in the thread but I may as well put a quick recap of the snark pages recap of the BHJ drama (A) [another recap as well because they aren't good recaps] (A)

And there we go :) That's basically anything worth a single fuck off the entire snark page. I mean it. The entire snark page. I combed through it all (main posts, not comments) and that should be anything worth saving. The rest of it is basically the same criticisms we have here and even shittier reddit "look at dish ableisht kohmic" posts that literally no one cares about. Shout out to u/Ok-Cook-7542 because their analytics are probably the most useful thing there.

Everyone give a big wave to Ellen as I'm sure she's watching and now pissed this shit will be here forever. Hope she comes and joins us soon!

Hi Ellen!
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Jesus, this bitch is like an amalgamation of all my BPD exes in one, down to the looks, facial expression, shitty drawings, maladjusted conflict resolution strategies, and unsettling flipflopping between going maniac mode and simply starfishing.
Damn this reactivates some suppressed memories. I'll be having hellish nightmares later. Boyos, stay away from women like that, and pity her husband (AND SON).
 
Apparently today we are just blatantly ripping off another comic while advertising our patreon
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The post pointing out she was ripping off another comic got deleted by mods, lol.

@Cheesy Beavy - the reasons Redditors were pointing out her "ableist" comics are that she claims to be progressive but makes fun of her autistic son and ADHD daughter all the time.
 
Does she use AI to draw her comics?
No I don’t think so. It was mentioned a couple pages back she has a tablet. She’s also on some YouTube show where they draw things for the show. (I haven’t watched the show, but it seems unlikely she’d be doing AI in front of everyone in real time. if I get time later, I’ll try to archive a few episodes on site)

The real question is if she draws her own porn comics or not. They very clearly are in a different style than her normal comics.
 
Ellen Woodbury, better known as Pizzacakecomics, is an artist known for her "comics" and flashing her cooter online. Her comics have been so negatively positively liked, she's earned herself not only a snark subreddit but a thread on the Farms.

The snark page has shown evidence that users who post even just one comment on Ellen's snark page are banned from r/comics (where Ellen posts most of her comics). A user on the snark page by the name of u/Ok-Cook-7542 has started to run programs and document some of the happenings on Ellen's comics.

These findings include the percentage of deleted comments under Ellen's posts
Ellen allegedly buying 500 updoots
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The score and updoot ratio of Ellen's comics
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And more.
Read here
This entire post is just an add for her (your?) reddit. There isnt even a link to where any of this shit in the happenings post is in the thread itself.

Also, I see your ratings their comic, but where is your table of the rating of the cooter?


(for real go update your happenings post with less, or no, links to reddit and post directly to your post of the exact same info in here)
 
This entire post is just an add for her (your?) reddit
I don’t have Reddit. I’m permanently banned from there. This is relatively new information without much of it being discussed here yet. My post here is basically the extent of it being talked about on the site. I made the post so more kiwis would delve into it and give their opinions.
Also, I see your ratings their comic, but where is your table of the rating of the cooter?
If you want to go jack off to Ellen’s photos, they’re in the OP. You can then come back and give your rating. I’m sure we’ll all be happy to make fun of you.
for real go update your happenings post with less, or no, links to reddit and post directly to your post of the exact same info in here
People bitch when YouTubers make videos without giving credit to kiwi farms. Would you like me to be the same way and take credit for someone else’s work?
 
Try using Archive.is to archive those reddit links (or maybe someone else knows a better reddit archiver?). Those reddits will be redacted/ deleted and all the information will be lost.

I don’t have Reddit. I’m permanently banned from there. This is relatively new information without much of it being discussed here yet. My post here is basically the extent of it being talked about on the site. I made the post so more kiwis would delve into it and give their opinions.
Then post the link to the thread where you posted all the information and all the reddit links, and all the archives of those reddit links. Why would you put it all in the happenings thread and not even link to the relevant part of the discussion? i was trying to help you out.
If you want to go jack off to Ellen’s photos, they’re in the OP. You can then come back and give your rating. I’m sure we’ll all be happy to make fun of you.
Who said anything about jacking off? You mentioned that she shared her comics and her cooter, but then only put metrics on the reaction of one of the two. I was trying to seek relevancy to the cooter to the metrics and reddits you were advertising in the community happenings.
People bitch when YouTubers make videos without giving credit to kiwi farms. Would you like me to be the same way and take credit for someone else’s work?
No nigga. You post some shit in the community happenings with links to that happening in a thread elsewhere on forum. THEN in that post you can put archives and links to the source. You have 6 links to reddit, and zero relevant links to the farms, in the community happenings post. The one KF link you posted was to page one of this entire thread.
 
Then post the link to the thread where you posted all the information and all the reddit links, and all the archives of those reddit links
Are you full blown retarded? Because I literally did that. If you click her name, it leads to her OP. If you click the quote at the bottom of the happenings post it will lead you here
Here's all the links in the post archived
I said “discuss here” and put the quote above.
You mentioned that she shared her comics and her cooter, but then only put metrics on the reaction of one of the two
Again, if you clicked her name in the happenings post, it would link you to her OP, where you can find the jack off material you’re looking for.
You have 6 links to reddit, and zero relevant links to the farms
Again, go relook at the community happenings post. I put the quote at the bottom of the post that will lead you to all the relevant information.
The one KF link you posted was to page one of this entire thread.
If you click a quote, it will lead you to the post in question
 
The post pointing out she was ripping off another comic got deleted by mods, lol.
Of course it did. Trannys and furries are known to protect their own at all costs and Ellen is known to have done furry art. It wouldn’t surprise me if the mods of r/comics are trannys and/or furries

the reasons Redditors were pointing out her "ableist" comics are that she claims to be progressive but makes fun of her autistic son and ADHD daughter all the time.
Sure, but I make fun of everyone. Users like @HeyRosalina probably care about that more than I do (as I’m fairly certain she pointed out the white washing of Latinos in previous pages). I make fun of everyone, even myself, so I personally find making little jabs poking fun of your kids not to be too big of a deal (especially when it’s meant to be in jest). She makes fun of her own ADHD as well. I doubt the kids like being the brunt of the joke in her comic, but I find that stuff not to be what’s really the bigger issue.

I think putting comics of her kids next to porn pictures, the mods favoring her comics and erasing criticism, lazily reposting comics/comic panels passing them off as new, constantly bitching about politics that aren’t hers to bitch about, and buying updoots to make her seem more popular are bigger issues. Just my opinion though.
 
Of course it did. Trannys and furries are known to protect their own at all costs and Ellen is known to have done furry art. It wouldn’t surprise me if the mods of r/comics are trannys and/or furries


Sure, but I make fun of everyone. Users like @HeyRosalina probably care about that more than I do (as I’m fairly certain she pointed out the white washing of Latinos in previous pages). I make fun of everyone, even myself, so I personally find making little jabs poking fun of your kids not to be too big of a deal (especially when it’s meant to be in jest). She makes fun of her own ADHD as well. I doubt the kids like being the brunt of the joke in her comic, but I find that stuff not to be what’s really the bigger issue.

I think putting comics of her kids next to porn pictures, the mods favoring her comics and erasing criticism, lazily reposting comics/comic panels passing them off as new, constantly bitching about politics that aren’t hers to bitch about, and buying updoots to make her seem more popular are bigger issues. Just my opinion though.
I think her ableism and porn juxtaposed with her kids are both issues. The second is a bigger issue.

I think it's very insensitive for her to put her kid's neurodivergencies and their struggles with it online. Maybe her kids don't want that stuff to be public?

Her comics and porn are under her real name. Her kids can't deny it if kids notice her comics or porn.
 
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