DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Beat me to it. Phil is complaining about the game not running at the correct speed, being a shitty port, etc. Meanwhile, he has a very specific video about how he got 4th place at Evo because he took the time to learn the different version of the game while everyone else was an idiot.

Plus doesn't even the best version of SSF2T have lots of overpowered characters and cheap moves?

 

[myone]

Humiliated, ICS was outta there faster than a speeding bullet!

[...]

Iron Chef's Kiss!

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. Hope he crawls back into the cuck chair to suckle some more on DSP's disgusting moobs.

 

[Shark]

Nobody gets out of the dsp-sphere unscathed. The last time a woman learned of dsp, bad bunny she got suspension after suspension, had a vag slip, eventually got banned on twitch.

The point is, this woman unknowingly got sucked into the dsp-sphere which has great short term gains and long long harrowing disastrous long term outcomes. She should try to get out of this as soon as possible.

A good example of this ^ is the following :

For Example, this is what happens when you enter this vortex either willingly or unwillingly. SH posts your dox (well, redacted for-now)

 

[Awssum Possum]

RTU has bought a shitty shotgun, Phil has now gotta one-up him by buying a gat finally.

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DSP: "So uhh, as you guys know from my Twitter, I have indeed purchased a gun. Why? Because, as you guys already know, my detractors are fuckin crazy. *snake laugh* Correct? Right? *snort*. So, of course I godda protect my family. Right? I mean, these mentally ill morahns have threatened my family. *snort* Right? *looks at chat* .... no Jayde, I will not be getting any classes. I don't need fucking classes to use a gun, I'm not stoopid. *snake laugh* ... Anyway thank you for the 4 dollar tip"

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

A good example of this ^ is the following :

For Example, this is what happens when you enter this vortex either willingly or unwillingly. SH posts your dox (well, redacted for-now)

...why? That's just fucking retarded.
I can understand doxxing cows because they're fucking assholes or their whales/degenerate fans, and even then I think doxxing people is fucking gay unless they doxxed first. This Lex girl had zero intention to be involved in all this, but once she did she made some money and then left it at that. In fact, she seems to be distancing herself from all this (based on how she made fun of OIC despite his whaling). At what point is it warranted to have weirdos sending death threats and knowing someone already has her personal info? I really want to know, because this is just doxxing for the sake of doxxing, or wanting to prove your own point, I guess? I don't get it.

 

[Fartpal]

Plus doesn't even the best version of SSF2T have lots of overpowered characters and cheap moves?

The most modern release (Ultra SF2 on the Switch) is pretty bad. Has dumb shit like Evil Ken and Shin Akuma. They tried to balance it by scaling damage but it's a hot mess. Super Turbo's fun but unless you main an S-tier character it becomes rock paper scissors if you want to win because some matchups are so broken. Vega wall dive spam is pretty retarded. Pretty obvious Phil chooses his characters around broken mechanics like that.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

And when he was demonetized for a bit - he simply stopped posting

A good example of this ^ is the following :

For Example, this is what happens when you enter this vortex either willingly or unwillingly. SH posts your dox (well, redacted for-now)

I read here I think that SH is Doody. Evidence includes SH posting more while Doody was demonetized. I’m pretty much convinced by this malicious, chaotic doxing.

Doody, you’re worse than Phil.

 

[dent_whisperer]

I read here I think that SH is Doody. Evidence includes SH posting more while Doody was demonetized. I’m pretty much convinced by this malicious, chaotic doxing.

Doody, you’re worse than Phil.

If that turns out to be true then I would have to give Phil some credit for having a pet tard that can larp well enough to fit into the detractor community that he doesn't get laughed out of the room by everyone. Even if he isn't Doody should still introduce his neck to a rope at the first available opportunity.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

I read here I think that SH is Doody. Evidence includes SH posting more while Doody was demonetized. I’m pretty much convinced by this malicious, chaotic doxing.

Doody, you’re worse than Phil.

There's no way SH and Doody are the same person. I've never seen anyone say this but you.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

If that turns out to be true then I would have to give Phil some credit for having a pet tard that can larp well enough to fit into the detractor community that he doesn't get laughed out of the room by everyone. Even if he isn't Doody should still introduce his neck to a rope at the first available opportunity.

There's no way SH and Doody are the same person. I've never seen anyone say this but you.

We’re talking about Snort Hogan, right? There’s not a dent with SH initials?

Edit: I’m the retard. I saw the initials attached to the Lexie phonebook and thought it was Snort Hogan because he’s involved in gay ops.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

We’re talking about Snort Hogan, right? There’s not a dent with SH initials?

My bad, lol. I see SH and assume people are talking about Superhound.

 

[dent_whisperer]

We’re talking about Snort Hogan, right? There’s not a dent with SH initials?

Never mind I'm retarded, I thought you meant SuperHound was Doody.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

Is there actual proof of that or is that something he said during lex's stream? I would wager he made it up thinking Lex would trust him.

https://youtu.be/4HRtxntomkw?t=10081

E:

We’re talking about Snort Hogan, right? There’s not a dent with SH initials?

I also thought you were talking about Super Hound. I'm still not sold on the SH = Doody theory, name because Snort is super involved with the Ravens/OIP/Niggerverse side of things while Doody (AFAIK) stayed away from it. Doody is an attention whore so he would've attached his name to it immediately if given the chance (not to mention Snort doesn't refer to himself in the third person).

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Someone should press Phil on why he hates woke shit so much. Right wing cringelords like him typically struggle when they have to actually come up with a real reason other than it makes them very mad.

 

[dent_whisperer]

https://youtu.be/4HRtxntomkw?t=10081

E:

I also thought you were talking about Super Hound. I'm still not sold on the SH = Doody theory, name because Snort is super involved with the Ravens/OIP/Niggerverse side of things while Doody (AFAIK) stayed away from it. Doody is an attention whore so he would've attached his name to it immediately if given the chance (not to mention Snort doesn't refer to himself in the third person).

I was always under the impression that Snort was a woman.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

I was always under the impression that Snort was a woman.

That's Snort Burnell (allegedly). Snort Hogan is a different channel.

 

[Guinan's hats]

Today's stream is a good reminder of why Phil is truly the Lolcow's lolcow. He isn't being particularly crazy or unhinged, he doesn't have some autistic obsession with sonic or trains or whatever. Just watching one man struggling through trying to understand basic concepts like "Why Last of Us 3 probably wont come out" and "How to order a pizza from dominoes."

It's just so hard to explain his appeal to anyone outside of the vortex, but it really is streams like today that keep me coming back.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Today's stream is a good reminder of why Phil is truly the Lolcow's lolcow. He isn't being particularly crazy or unhinged, he doesn't have some autistic obsession with sonic or trains or whatever. Just watching one man struggling through trying to understand basic concepts like "Why Last of Us 3 probably wont come out" and "How to order a pizza from dominoes."

It's just so hard to explain his appeal to anyone outside of the vortex, but it really is streams like today that keep me coming back.

Very autistic prestream for sure. He seriously hates Druckmann so much (I understand it a bit he is a retard) that he just rants like crazy any time there is an article about him. Like seriously he might hate Druckmann more then Kojima back in the day at this point.

He also desperate to get KC and PPP to cover his stuff with these rants and he does this a few times a week now fishing for clips that he hopes they will cover like his recent RTU sperg out.

Glazing DSP really does work cause you can see him legit light up when PPP responded to his message earlier about Smark Guys.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

He’s asking his dents to tip him to buy the COD TMNT skins. Lmao

Edit: I have to say this. A guy who makes fun of people on COD and other games buying skins yet he still buys pulls on WWEC still gets me.

 

[strandedcastaway]

Very autistic prestream for sure. He seriously hates Druckmann so much (I understand it a bit he is a retard) that he just rants like crazy any time there is an article about him. Like seriously he might hate Druckmann more then Kojima back in the day at this point.

He also desperate to get KC and PPP to cover his stuff with these rants and he does this a few times a week now fishing for clips that he hopes they will cover like his recent RTU sperg out.

Glazing DSP really does work cause you can see him legit light up when PPP responded to his message earlier about Smark Guys.

That and he's so clueless even about things he claims to be an expert in. "They" changed Last of Us 2, oh no, rant endlessly about woke shit. He REVIEWED the first season of the TV show but can't figure out that there's a 99% chance that what they "changed" for season 2 is that they're not going to kill off Joel as fast as the game did because Pedro Pascal is the biggest star on the show. It's common sense but Phil has to take the one sentence blurb in Variety (gay) and give us all of his Druckman grievances instead.