Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

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Alex changes his political leanings every 15 minutes and this shocking, Alex just might be retarded.
He has an incredibly gay, retarded face. I think anyone looking at this guy has two sudden realizations, one right after the other. "This dude's a fag." And then "This dude's retarded." Which one comes first depends on whether the person has better gaydar or tardar.
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I think for Alex in particular, the issue would be that due to his past on Kiwi Farms he would probably get banned almost immediately. Take in that accounts get banned on Bluesky for merely having a loose association to Kiwi Farms.
Fact is he was as casually racist and everythingphobic as the rest of us until he turned out to be too cringy even for our cool kid's club retard colony.

He's such a wishy-washy douchey faggot retard.
 
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Why doesn't he go to Bluesky instead, or is that site already dead?
The whole spam bot hatred is really funny by the way.

You can see that it's not the fact that it's porn he hates, it's because he thinks it hurts his engagement.

If we ignore the hilarious fact that the dude with 28K videos, 1 of which accounts for half the total views iirc, cares about engagement, it's funny because of how misunderstood the engagement metrics are.

If you're kind of stupid, it makes sense.

"These subscribers are not interacting with my posts, so Twitter must think that they are not interesting enough to promote." Why are they not deleted instantly when I report them?

Twitter has other things to do than to process reports and ban on a case by case basis. They batch erase accounts periodically, mostly relying on obvious patterns.

Talking about patterns. It's ridiculous to think that spam bots are somehow interfering with your engagement metrics. They are pretty much already out of the equation as soon as they are created.

It's not brain surgery, there is going to be close to zero weight on whatever a new account which mass subscribes to people ever does on the platform. It's an outlier that will just be ignored.
 
The whole spam bot hatred is really funny by the way.

You can see that it's not the fact that it's porn he hates, it's because he thinks it hurts his engagement.

If we ignore the hilarious fact that the dude with 28K videos, 1 of which accounts for half the total views iirc, cares about engagement, it's funny because of how misunderstood the engagement metrics are.

If you're kind of stupid, it makes sense.

"These subscribers are not interacting with my posts, so Twitter must think that they are not interesting enough to promote." Why are they not deleted instantly when I report them?

Twitter has other things to do than to process reports and ban on a case by case basis. They batch erase accounts periodically, mostly relying on obvious patterns.

Talking about patterns. It's ridiculous to think that spam bots are somehow interfering with your engagement metrics. They are pretty much already out of the equation as soon as they are created.

It's not brain surgery, there is going to be close to zero weight on whatever a new account which mass subscribes to people ever does on the platform. It's an outlier that will just be ignored.
The entire reason the porn bots piss Alex off is because when he goes to X (formerly Twitter) he sees that little notification lit up. "Oh boy! Somebody cares about what I am saying!" he thinks as he quickly clicks to see who his new follower could be.

Oh. It's just a porn bot. It has to be somebody's fault that Alex is not interesting or popular. Must be the evil able bodied real adult human porn industry. They're ruining X! Why can't any of the amputee children porn bots follow him? Grrr!
 
Goddamn you guys really talk a lot about this dipshit. Not that that is a bad thing, but it was a pain in the ass to catch up. (im sorry to those whom i could not rate, I did only what i was capable of.)
It's almost impossible for someone fresh to this thread to read everything in a single sitting. That's the fun of this thread, though. You can always go back to a random page number and start from there and read something you missed and laugh your ass off just as hard.
 
It's almost impossible for someone fresh to this thread to read everything in a single sitting. That's the fun of this thread, though. You can always go back to a random page number and start from there and read something you missed and laugh your ass off just as hard.
Dude you have no idea how much I wanted to comment on his Toji video

Just know you made the list and that you were part of the kool kiwi klub
but i didnt make the list, thanks for reminding me :(
 
wont believe it until i see it
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Criteria of Scum

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List of people who should not be trusted. Will continue updating this.

-KiwiFarms-

  • The Un-Clit - Bullying me.
  • Jesuswithbazookas79 - For Bullying my friend Joshua.
  • Joshua Conner Moon - For Creating The Site.
  • Sparkletor 2.0. - Stealing a photo of my mother and sister and Bullying me.
  • IKOL - Bullying me and insulting my Russian.
  • NF - Racist name and Bullying me.
  • Private Tag Reporter - Bullying me.
  • Sperg Spectating - Bullying me. Doxing my house address.
  • Kiwi and Cow - Bullying me.
  • Dick Brain - Exposing me.
  • Cheesy Beavy - Bullying me.
  • Gravemind - Bullying me.
  • Lolcow yoghurt- Bullying me.
  • Male Idiot - Bullying me.
  • Anti Drug Cuban War Hero - Bullying me.
  • Life In A Tent - Cringe videos, Bullying me.
  • Nicholas II of Russia - Bullying me.
  • Markass The Worst - Bullying me.
  • Paper Roads - Bullying me.
  • Softdrinks - Bullying me.
  • Kim (Jong un) - Bullying me.
  • CallmeCicada - Bullying me.
  • RedflamingPanda - Bullying me.
  • Glowie - Bullying me.
  • Schizoid Wife - Bullying me and making that thread on me.
  • Banquet Meal - Bullying me and stealing my picture.
  • Suburban Bastard - Bullying me.
  • Laburnum - Bullying me.
  • Neo-Nazi Rich Evans - Bullying me.
  • GeorgeFloydFentanylStash - Bullying me.
  • PositiveMonk - Bullying me.
  • The Mass Shooter Ron Shoye - Bullying me.
  • Daddy's Angry Juice - Bullying me.
  • R00T - Bullying me.
  • William Atchison
  • Brenton Tarrant - Racist terrorism
  • Hitchhiker- Bullying me.
  • Cheese Balls - Bullying me.
  • Jex - Bullying me.
  • Baguette Child - Promoting Racism.
  • Illuminati Order Official - Bullying me.
  • WULULULULU - Bullying me.
  • (Racist Name) Nucker - Bullying me.
  • Mike Matei's Penis - Bullying me.
  • Man in a dress - Bullying me.
  • Catgirls are love - Hating me.
  • Sexy senior citizen - Hating me.
  • Admiral Throbnelius - Hating me.
  • Fredrickdouglassbutgay - Bullying me.
  • Lunarf## - Bullying me.
  • UERISIMULTUDO - Bullying me.
  • Prophetic Spirit - Bullying me.
  • 30+GameOvers - Bullying me.
  • Dunkin DoNUT - Threatening to steal my oc's.
  • Manuel Noriega - Bullying me.
  • Strawberry Pudding - Bullying me.
  • Rango Dango - Bullying me.
Nein inch Nales and anliteralidiot are at risk of being on this list.

-Non KiwiFarms-
  • 03bgood - For being rude and Bullying Ed (Hoods)
  • Andrew Ditch
  • Elon Musk - For flooding my Twitter with porn bots.
  • Donald Trump - Extremely racist president.
  • Dan Cilley
  • MrConnman1123
  • Vladimir Putin - For Invading Ukraine
  • Adolf Hitler - For creating the nazi ideology.
  • Tom Macdonald
  • Ben Shapiro
  • Alex Jones
  • Eric Dubay
  • Paul Joseph Watson
  • Dollyflesh - Killing animals
  • Johnny Somali
  • Jack Doharty
  • Jake Paul
  • Logan Paul
  • KSI
  • Kensolusbackwin - Scamming me on Roblox.
  • Jay5ive (Discogs) - Bullying me.
  • Galton's Ghost (Telegram) - Bullying me.
  • James the Preacher
  • Pastor Steven Anderson
  • Steven Assanti
  • Tucker Carlson
  • Isabella Loretta Janke - Trolling Chris Chan
  • Political Enjoyer - Stealing art from Zyakulo and other anime artists.
  • Sheldon Donner - Exposing me.
  • XXX Prince the 2nd - Stealing my videos.
-Removed from list-
  • Noushintou Hoshi (Added to the Must Protect List)
  • Boolio96
  • Arkomia
  • Susan Wojcicki
  • Raptorpotractor (Reddit)
  • Christine Weston Chandler
  • Theme Park Review
  • Emily Nicole Cassidy
  • Toji Suzuhara
  • Axiom.
  • We Are The Witches
 
Seeing "GeorgeFloydFentanylStash" on an autist's list of undesirable persons is truly something to behold. What's just as funny is him stating that two other people are "at risk" of being placed on there, as if there's any kind of ultimatum to be had before he does the really scary move of putting you on a hate list.
 
Seeing "GeorgeFloydFentanylStash" on an autist's list of undesirable persons is truly something to behold. What's just as funny is him stating that two other people are "at risk" of being placed on there, as if there's any kind of ultimatum to be had before he does the really scary move of putting you on a hate list.
Well once you are on the list, you are blacklisted from society. Every world government has agreed to this. If you make fun of Alex too much you will be sent to North Sentinel Island, and the natives there will have their way with you (they know exactly what you've done.)
 
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