DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Ivan Daniloff]

It's just so hard to explain his appeal to anyone outside of the vortex, but it really is streams like today that keep me coming back.

His brain nearly broke multiple times reading fast food pizza menus. Incredible stuff.

 

[JimiHendrix]

it has come to my attention that the fat man will be playing through suikoden 1 and 2, some of my favorite games. i am unhappy to hear this.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

His brain nearly broke multiple times reading fast food pizza menus. Incredible stuff.

lol he got mad he couldn’t show the dents the screen and said “the STOOPID restaurant have THEIR location on the site” yes, Phil. Any fast food restaurant will have the location of the store you’re looking at.

it has come to my attention that the fat man will be playing through suikoden 1 and 2, some of my favorite games. i am unhappy to hear this.

Oh, then you will love him playing like shit then blaming the game designers for them make “a shitty game!”

Today's stream is a good reminder of why Phil is truly the Lolcow's lolcow. He isn't being particularly crazy or unhinged, he doesn't have some autistic obsession with sonic or trains or whatever. Just watching one man struggling through trying to understand basic concepts like "Why Last of Us 3 probably wont come out" and "How to order a pizza from dominoes."

It's just so hard to explain his appeal to anyone outside of the vortex, but it really is streams like today that keep me coming back.

The fuckin’ “anti-woke” shit is really annoying to me. He’s a middle aged man who’s lowkey still trying to pull right wing grift shit. He failed at this. One of the easiest cons he could have done, and he failed. Phil, some people are gay. Get over. But him constantly throwing around the word “woke” just shows how old and out of touch he is. I really believe the lesbian got to him and now he starting to hate gay people. A 19 year old lesbian broke this man.

 

[JimiHendrix]

Oh, then you will love him playing like shit then blaming the game designers for them make “a shitty game!”

unlikely, honestly. the suikoden games are quite easy, and phil has expressed his fondness for them in the past. to the point he's stated that if he were to quit streaming he would want them to be the final games he plays online.

i have been taking a break from the fat boy due to a shitty community experience I had, so, I really haven't kept up with him for the past three months. if people are interested in me going over his gameplay when the games come out, just give this a drink reaction or something. I'll see how I feel when it happens if there's enough interest. i do not want to be one of those people who run a fun gimmick into the ground, but, these games are important to me.

 

[neger psykolog]

The fuckin’ “anti-woke” shit is really annoying to me. He’s a middle aged man who’s lowkey still trying to pull right wing grift shit. He failed at this. One of the easiest cons he could have done, and he failed. Phil, some people are gay. Get over. But him constantly throwing around the word “woke” just shows how old and out of touch he is. I really believe the lesbian got to him and now he starting to hate gay people. A 19 year old lesbian broke this man.

It's not like woke shit isn't a substantial issue impacting our video games today, but a much bigger issue is Philip Paul Burnell's impact on video games.

Philip Paul Burnell is actually a leading cause of obvious yellow paint markers and condescending stupid tutorials in games - and we know this for a fucking fact because that shitty Sony game studio used videos of him for fucking game design pointers for that faggy ass shitty console viking game God of War.

Besides that DSP has long championed and financially supported the worst developers, worst publishers, consolification, micro transactions, gacha games and general consumer slop. He buys rereleased and shitty remasters every single fucking time. His favorite console was Playstation for ages and Sony is one of the worst companies within gaming.

DSP spends hundreds of thousands of dollars on gacha games, ensuring they are financially successful and that all video games become bloated with microtransactions.

DSP was among the first people to railroad YouTube monetization on an industrial scale with hundreds of uploads per day, totally ruining the visibility of normal channels just so he could make more money for himself.

DSP has also advocates for shitty, tatty RGB livestreamer chinesium most recently. Another thing that is not only contributing to ruining gaming by turning it into a "product" but also ruining the internet.

DSP has put up a stupid "I support pride" slide on his own fucking prestream autism art and pandered to woke shit himself and pandered to just about anything to avoid being controversial.

I cannot recall a single time DSP meaningfully boycott a shitty, exploitive developer or company... He can't even control his WWE Champions spending.

DSP is basically the personification of everything that is wrong with gaming. He couldn't even play Factorio for more than 4 minutes. He will buy literally any slop console game that comes out on day 1.

So yeah people complaining about woke shit may have a point but DSP out of all people can shut the fuck up and jump off a cliff because he has been nothing but a blight on the entire gaming industry as well as a blight on humanity.

This nigga can't even fucking crouch jump - he is the reason games have become shit in general over time.

(Although I'm actually glad Sony used him for design pointers for God of War because it's a shittty console game so I'm glad they made it worse so consoles die off sooner)

 

[00R-Gundam]

unlikely, honestly. the suikoden games are quite easy, and phil has expressed his fondness for them in the past. to the point he's stated that if he were to quit streaming he would want them to be the final games he plays online.

i have been taking a break from the fat boy due to a shitty community experience I had, so, I really haven't kept up with him for the past three months. if people are interested in me going over his gameplay when the games come out, just give this a drink reaction or something. I'll see how I feel when it happens if there's enough interest. i do not want to be one of those people who run a fun gimmick into the ground, but, these games are important to me.

I miss your breakdowns of dsp playing X games. Hopefully you gather autism energy and do it. Also idk shit about suikoden so its gonna be interesting to see a breakdown.

 

[JimiHendrix]

i did not realize the games come out tomorrow. i thought it was in like, a month. im going to kill myself.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

unlikely, honestly. the suikoden games are quite easy, and phil has expressed his fondness for them in the past. to the point he's stated that if he were to quit streaming he would want them to be the final games he plays online.

i have been taking a break from the fat boy due to a shitty community experience I had, so, I really haven't kept up with him for the past three months. if people are interested in me going over his gameplay when the games come out, just give this a drink reaction or something. I'll see how I feel when it happens if there's enough interest. i do not want to be one of those people who run a fun gimmick into the ground, but, these games are important to me.

Most we can expect is him getting mad about droprates on items or missing an optional character. It's really hard to fail at Suikoden games (2 is my favourite game, period) and the remasters went as far as to make a toggle so you can do the Clive event without a time limit so they may be even easier.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

Words fail me.

 

[PieceofShet]

One of the viewers in wpig pointed out a very very interesting thing during pre:

DSP said he bought some old capcom collection on steam for full price. He said he didnt wanna fuck around hunting for sales and shit. Btw, the game is bundled on humble right now for cheap. He could have done 10 seconds of research but instead he payed extra.

But remember, he said he cant be the guy behind the bank leaks, because smart people dont buy straight from the wwechampions app, they go to a website to get the packs there for a bit cheaper or some shit. Sure

 

[Elite Kipchak]

Words fail me.
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now that's what I call ROBVST and MEANINGFVL

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

One of the viewers in wpig pointed out a very very interesting thing during pre:

DSP said he bought some old capcom collection on steam for full price. He said he didnt wanna fuck around hunting for sales and shit. Btw, the game is bundled on humble right now for cheap. He could have done 10 seconds of research but instead he payed extra.

But remember, he said he cant be the guy behind the bank leaks, because smart people dont buy straight from the wwechampions app, they go to a website to get the packs there for a bit cheaper or some shit. Sure

He also managed to sell his WWEC account by finding some random dude online to purchase it in a private deal, also figuring out how to cleanly transfer ownership. This is a thing that definitely happened.

 

[Literally No Balls]

Words fail me.
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He looks so angry when he eats, like a dog who thinks you're gonna take his bone.

 

[Pepper Jack]

I moved approximately 100 PWR related posts to the DSP Fan General. If you don't see your post in main, it is likely there.

 

[00R-Gundam]

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This shit is so depressive. Imagine being a grown ass man and throwing a "pizza party" but its just you in front of a scream. This is his legacy, just sitting and eating while doing everything in the most low effort way possible while expecting maximun profit. He truly is a children's entertainer and i can see why the dents gravitate towards him.

 

[neger psykolog]

I moved approximately 100 PWR related posts to the DSP Fan General. If you don't see your post in main, it is likely there.

Question: if he uses a plastic spork to kill himself while playing Wolfenstein 3D on the Philips CD-i or permanently paralyzed or killed himself by doing a sick ass wrestling move in his living room again and DSP got in "trouble" for it wouldn't that make him an "accidental alog"?

Just something to keep in mind in case that happens and you have to move all the posts into the alog thread.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Whoever recommended Lost Record is a detractors,

He's only playing it because he thought it was 'Lost Retard' and the object of the game was going to be finding more viewers.

Can't be the numbers, I often get streams recommended with 1-10 Viewers

You are sooooooooooooo close.

 

[neger psykolog]

Words fail me.
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How much did people pay for DSP to have this pizza party?

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

it has come to my attention that the fat man will be playing through suikoden 1 and 2, some of my favorite games. i am unhappy to hear this.

My heart goes out to you, fren

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

CoD hasn't been too kind to him today. He promised a TMNT CoD Pizza Party but all I got was him dropping the Ninja Turtle mode in the game, not even unlocking the nunchucks he hyped up, and then proceeding to go back to using his typical AK loadout with that ugly pink/black tigerstripe skin. I saw him leave about 80% of his matches to the "SBMM".
What kinda party is this?
Was this promise also delivered?

Also uh oh slip-up.