"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

He’s got a trial readiness hearing on the 14th.
For what charge? The best thing which could possibly happen to him, is that this results in his tugboat becoming managed by a proper social worker.

ADF (and the Poopsquatch) are the only people whom can't really be A-Logged; they are both juuuuuuuuuust smart enough to know better, and so deserve all they get.
 
For what charge? The best thing which could possibly happen to him, is that this results in his tugboat becoming managed by a proper social worker.

ADF (and the Poopsquatch) are the only people whom can't really be A-Logged; they are both juuuuuuuuuust smart enough to know better, and so deserve all they get.
For unleashing content spray on the woman who was burning a qu'ran (peace be upon her) last year. The video is somewhere on this thread if you feel like digging for it. It's kind of amusing as his antifa tard wrangler belatedly realizes what he's done and chases him down yelling "Aspen!! NO!" Like he's a bad doggo pissing on the rug. :lol:
 
For unleashing content spray on the woman who was burning a qu'ran (peace be upon her) last year. The video is somewhere on this thread if you feel like digging for it. It's kind of amusing as his antifa tard wrangler belatedly realizes what he's done and chases him down yelling "Aspen!! NO!" Like he's a bad doggo pissing on the rug. :lol:
I think my favorite part is he warns with a countdown, but sprays on like 3
Maybe the PD can explain he's too tarded to count
 
He hasn’t had SRS so probably not.

He would probably be in solitary and forced to bathe though.

I guess it depends on what the laws regarding gender identity and incarceration are wherever Phil would be hypothetically jailed/imprisoned. I know Oregon, especially Portland, has very "progressive" laws regarding gender identity, so dependent on if he were in a local jail it could be just identifying as female could be enough, but a federal prison wouldn't allow it even with surgery. Surgery which Phil has never had and has only lied about.
 
Didn’t he used to have a weird prison-rape fetish?
He did and probably still does.
He used to draw weird manga prison art of people being paddled and shit.

I believe he also either did have or wanted Toren to handcuff him to the radiator in the first hovel.
This was when they were still pretending to be a couple and Toren wasn’t squatting in Phil’s bedroom in a drunken stupor.
 
Come on, Kiwis, we’ve watched this potato for long enough to know he’s not going to jail. I’m surprised the case has been resurrected at all, but the most that will happen is Phil will get a ‘don’t do it again’ and sent back home to carry on. Not even Portland is interested in dealing with the pointless little protest over nothing crowds, which both Phil and the woman he pepper sprayed are part of.

Phil will be very proud that he got in trouble like a big boy, though.
 
Come on, Kiwis, we’ve watched this potato for long enough to know he’s not going to jail. I’m surprised the case has been resurrected at all, but the most that will happen is Phil will get a ‘don’t do it again’ and sent back home to carry on. Not even Portland is interested in dealing with the pointless little protest over nothing crowds, which both Phil and the woman he pepper sprayed are part of.

Phil will be very proud that he got in trouble like a big boy, though.
I don't really see any point in fining him considering where the money comes from
Not sure how community service hours wld happen b/c he can't do anything and it would be doublepunishment forthose having to try to work WITH him.
I wonder if they can just make him go to anger management (a token, WTF is that ever going to do) andmaybe ban him fromowning pepper spray for a year??? (is that on the table)

He's definitely going to use it as a badge...possibly literally, I can see him making a patch for his "combat dress"
but I wonder if he's going to try to spin it as "so dangerous the police were scared to have me in genpop"

when in reality they just run out of handcuffs to make a fatty chain for Phil
 
I guess it depends on what the laws regarding gender identity and incarceration are wherever Phil would be hypothetically jailed/imprisoned. I know Oregon, especially Portland, has very "progressive" laws regarding gender identity,
If I were a female inmate and told my new cellmate was going to be an MtF, shut up or be thrown in the hole for transphobia, Phil would honestly be a relief.

There's the stink factor, yes, but Phil's woman-beating days are way behind him.
 
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If I were a female inmate and told my new cellmate was going to be an MtF, shut up or be thrown in the hole for transphobia, Phil would honestly be a relief.

There's the stink factor, yes, but Phil's woman-beating days are way behind him.
What are you talking about? Phil is currently on trial because he assaulted a woman who burned a Quran in public.

He might not rape the female inmates, but he sure will be physical with them like with his disabled mother.

Anyway, do we know if his mother is still alive? What about his brother?
 
If I were a female inmate and told my new cellmate was going to be an MtF, shut up or be thrown in the hole for transphobia, Phil would honestly be a relief.

There's the stink factor, yes, but Phil's woman-beating days are way behind him.
It would certainly beat being made cellies with some hulking violent rapemurder serial killer type troon. I think even a normal sized woman would take one look at him, beat the holy shit out of him just for existing and to break him in, and he'd be pretty much the bitch.

She might have to smack him around a bit to force him to wipe his ass and bathe so he doesn't stink like a dead animal, but other than that, he is far from frightening.
He might not rape the female inmates, but he sure will be physical with them like with his disabled mother.
While the vast majority of violent crimes are committed by males, the kind of women who actually end up in prison instead of just on probation or whatever for minor drug/theft type things are generally disproportionately of the unusual sort of women who aren't afraid of cutting a bitch. And Phil is a bitch.

Also remember Phil's mom was in a goddamn wheelchair. That's Phil's level of pussydom.
With pepper spray, and the plan to run away.
Even an utter weakling like Chris-Chan managed to pull off the "pepper spray someone and then run away" stunt. It's the most pussy violent crime imaginable.
 
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He might not rape the female inmates, but he sure will be physical with them like with his disabled mother.
Taters tries to act tough when there's nobody around but anybody that's stronger than him and he turns into a little scared nothing of a man.

He only picks on those weaker than him.

Even an utter weakling like Chris-Chan managed to pull off the "pepper spray someone and then run away" stunt. It's the most pussy violent crime imaginable.
The difference is Chris actually had decent aim. Taters emptied an entire can at the woman and didn't hit her once.
 
Just because Phil is a coward, that doesn't mean he wouldn't hit a woman if he had the chance and opportunity.
If I remember he also beat two of his exes, Maria and Michael(?) I think, the latter one was a transman.
Only if they're weaker or he could get away with it.

If he's in prison along with other women then there's a good chance he'd get his ass handed to him. Just because they're women doesn't mean they won't kick his flabby white ass.
 
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