SCP Foundation - Creepypasta with roid rage - now ITT: SCP fans

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Flaming Insignias said:
Admittedly, I can't fault them for expanding the story a lot. Candle Cove in particular was seemingly just a chatboard reminiscing on an old public access show that was apparently just them staring at static, so creating an actual purpose to the show would be essential if they wanted more than a (very) short film.
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In that case it made sense and the thing is that it isn't in a chat room but the exchange works the same. Season 3 on the other hand only takes one thing for the original creepypasta (the stairs that lead to nowhere) and created an entirely different narrative.

The show is a lot of things but uncreative isn't one of them.
 
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Shit I wish
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What the fuck is this?
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Stay away perchance?
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Help. Help me what am I reading help.
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Least they're being honest about it.
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100% written by a troon. I don't know who "Steph" is but I checked out "Rounderhouse" (who is apparently a site manager), I found his Twatter:
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Lol faggot, also here's their page:
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Assorted bullshit indeed. I took a look at SCP-6000, and while I can go on about how it's yet another Apollyon SCP and how it reads like Tumblrite nonsense, I will leave you with this quote:
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If that doesn't scream Nu-SCP, maybe this will:
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Top post btw, DOA. They also have a Ko-Fi:
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>Fag flag next to 666
Jokes write themselves really.
Now, let's continue with this "con" of theirs:
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Lol no you don't, neither do a bunch of other "writers" on this site, the amount of seething if SCP and all its works turned into an actual public domain would be glorious.
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Yeah I'll peace sign you back when your site is dead.
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Hm, makes my job easier to look into these clowns...let's start with Naepic.

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Put their Flicker account twice, lol. Nothing bad here, just some admittedly nice photos.
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THEY DO IT FOR FREE. Anyway, nothing interesting, next.
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>Anime
Lol.
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Right, let's check out one of their SCPs, 6337:
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Nearly fucking cried laughing, what the fuck?
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Top tier writing.
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I swear to God I thought this was going to be some shitty Backrooms reference.
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Yeah drugs are making sense now, shit I feel like I need some to read this.
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I don't...what?
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:hah: This one is actually pretty funny.
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Wat?
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Fucks = 0. Ah, I get the joke. He's a heavy sleeper and no one checked his pulse so they just killed him.
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This went from stupid to kind of funny, why this isn't a -J I don't know.
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OP has murderous intrusive thoughts about his co-worker and friend considering he went drinking with him and might drink with him again, unsurprising. I won't bother with his other SCPs because frankly they seem like shitposts, in fact others seem to think so too?
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Lastly we have psychicprogrammer, I don't want to dig for shit that's not immediate but the only one I care to look through was Project Grant. Basically a proposal for a lunar colony. Skimming through it, it's not bad, but again I just skimmed it so a closer look might yield something shit.
Yeah honestly, I rather not look anymore through this "domain con" thing right now, working on my own writings, but here's a link if you want to take a look. It looks to be a contest for SCP related public domain articles...Christ. As if we didn't have enough of "shoving other media into SCP" with SCP-3922.
 
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Blue Gem Muslim Queen said:
Nick Antosca also made sure to only adapt creepypastas with a verifiable author, at one point lamenting he couldn't adapt the Russian sleep experiment due to this self-imposed rule
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I'm coming back around to this one. It is a shame that copyright is also a factor in what stories can be adapted. Disney would hate it, but I feel the Corruptus Saga would make for an excellent story to adapt, going through the exploration of a place left to rot and discovering the dark legacy of the desire to make dreams really come true.
 
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SandyCat said:
Is the SCP foundation any good these days or did it turn to shit? I stopped paying attention after the retarded cat girl SCP, can't remember the name but it was a "uwu so quirky" weeb bait group that "liked to punch facists" and throw birthday parties as a side gig or something. Felt like a SCP a 13 year old whipped up that somehow got accepted. After that I realized the quality of the sites going to shit and I lost interest
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You reminded me of this, it's so AIDS: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2085
Here are some highlights
SCP-2085 is a militant anarchist organization consisting of six cybernetically-enchanced individuals (A-1 through A-5 and B) operating under the name Kuroi Usagi Shidan (“Black Rabbit Company”).
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The targets of these operations are primarily organized crime, hate groups or groups otherwise classified as Of Interest; strikes against governmental, military or police targets, while enthusiastically supported by the members of SCP-2085, appear to be much less opportunistic than their standard activities. SCP-2085’s operations are typically organized to minimize the chance of civilian casualties and to maximize material and morale damage to their target.
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All subjects display behaviors typical of autism spectrum disorder. Subjects display an array of genetic and cybernetic enhancements, including:

. Cosmetic genetic splices of Felis catus physiology, including ears, tails, and hair coloration. Tails are prehensile and capable of holding small objects.
. Grip pads on hands and feet.
. Retractable fingertip blades.
. Ocular implants with thermal vision, heads-up display, and recording functionality.
. Carbon-nanoweave muscle fiber augmentation and reinforced endoskeleton
. Brain-computer interface with internal hard drive
. Wireless communication suite with local tactical network
. Drug glands providing pain dampening, heightened sensory awareness, and altered pheromones.
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The Foundation initially became aware of SCP-2085 on 08/13/20██, after the execution killings of four members of ███████████████████████████████████████ in [REDACTED] Texas2.
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2. All four individuals were shot in the head before being hung from the sign of an abandoned gas station along Route ███. A sign was affixed to each around the neck proclaiming “FASCIST SLAVER RAPIST”.
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Valstrax said:
"Anarchist organization that targets everything and everyone I don't like" There, now you don't have to read the whole thing.
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You left out "also they're cybernetic catgirls with autism"

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Fucks = 0. Ah, I get the joke. He's a heavy sleeper and no one checked his pulse so they just killed him.
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Wax casting doesn't fucking work like that. Also why would you need "local blacksmiths" to make a plaster cast?

None of this shit makes sense if you actually know what's being done.
 
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VargReallyDidNothingWrong said:
You left out "also they're cybernetic catgirls with autism"
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We should force zoomer authors to read novels like Lord of the Flies, The Outsiders, To Kill a Mockingbird and other books you would read in highschool English class so they won't write garbage like this.
 
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Since I can't directly quote @Sooty Soot's post
operating under the name Kuroi Usagi Shidan (“Black Rabbit Company”).
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Well if that's not the reddest flag ever.
The targets of these operations are primarily organized crime, hate groups or groups otherwise classified as Of Interest; strikes against governmental, military or police targets
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I can smell the person who wrote this.
All subjects display behaviors typical of autism spectrum disorder.
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- Cosmetic genetic splices of Felis catus physiology, including ears, tails, and hair coloration. Tails are prehensile and capable of holding small objects.
- Grip pads on hands and feet.
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I just don't feel anything about this anymore, it's just tiring.
All four individuals were shot in the head before being hung from the sign of an abandoned gas station along Route ███. A sign was affixed to each around the neck proclaiming “FASCIST SLAVER RAPIST”.
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Troon hands typed this.
>Djoric
Didn't they leave the site? Thank God. Apparently there's a "Djoricverse" which...rope. This wasn't too far from the event so it's unsurprising to see this even from more than a decade ago.
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"Here comes my gun, do do do do, here comes my gun and I say, this planet's gay."
Valstrax said:
We should force zoomer authors to read novels like Lord of the Flies, The Outsiders, To Kill a Mockingbird and other books you would read in highschool English class so they won't write garbage like this.
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That implies they'll learn from it instead of finding something to cry about in it and try to tarnish their reputation, either that or troon the characters from the books/obsessively fawn over the the worst characters. For Lord of the Flies, dear God keep these pedophiles away from it.
 
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VoidSpace said:
All I know about Rounderhouse is that they wrote what is now widely taken as Clef's "canon"; SCP-4231. Yes, I know there is no true canon, but most people pretty much take it as such.
Also they did some q&a about it way back ago, which is still up if i'm not mistaken.
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I fucking hate 4231. Cancer, literal cancer.

The funniest thing is, Clef's author doesn't have enough balls to set ANY canon for his character. "Everything is valid!" No, if EVERYTHING is valid, then the character does not exist. Basically a "woman is anyone who identifies as a woman", but "Clef is anyone who identifies as Clef".

And to say the author does NOT have some canon in mind? No.
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Which is way fucking cooler than a reality bender (such an overused concept) with "boo-hoo" mentality and... What, DID? Another trendy concept for liberal kiddies on TikTok? Right, cause it's much fancier than, you know, writing actual PTSD with nuance and different ways it can affect someone's life. Or complicated relationships of a rape victim and his child he never wanted and how his perception changes with time.

What a way to ruin something that could be interesting (and once was).

P.S. Does ANYONE understand WHAT the actual SCP is? HOW is Clef related to the ritual? HOW is his wife related to The SK? What was the actual point of the ritual?
P.P.S. Clef's canonical name should be Albert, both technically (the number of letters match, and also "Albert" > "Alberto" > "Alto"), and it's also a self-insert, so, well... You can guess. Not revealing the middle name that starts with "H" in his file, since I don't want to do the author dirty like that.
 
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DJ Nerrate said:
I fucking hate 4231. Cancer, literal cancer.

The funniest thing is, Clef's author doesn't have enough balls to set ANY canon for his character. "Everything is valid!" No, if EVERYTHING is valid, then the character does not exist. Basically a "woman is anyone who identifies as a woman", but "Clef is anyone who identifies as Clef".

And to say the author does NOT have some canon in mind? No.
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Which is way fucking cooler than a reality bender (such an overused concept) with "boo-hoo" mentality and... What, DID? Another trendy concept for liberal kiddies on TikTok? Right, cause it's much fancier than, you know, writing actual PTSD with nuance and different ways it can affect someone's life. Or complicated relationships of a rape victim and his child he never wanted and how his perception changes with time.

What a way to ruin something that could be interesting (and once was).

P.S. Does ANYONE understand WHAT the actual SCP is? HOW is Clef related to the ritual? HOW is his wife related to The SK? What was the actual point of the ritual?
P.P.S. Clef's canonical name should be Albert, both technically (the number of letters match, and also "Albert" > "Alberto" > "Alto"), and it's also a self-insert, so, well... You can guess. Not revealing the middle name that starts with "H" in his file, since I don't want to do the author dirty like that.
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TheMoCaW (Clef) is a prime example of an archetype of writer known as the "one-trick-pony". His only claim to fame being that he's written edgy and controversial things in order to unsettle people, (which in itself isn't so outlandish IMO) however, if that's all you're able to shit out is it not only a tell-tale sign of a weak writer, but over time it becomes quite hard NOT to think you're just reading through the author's barely disguised fetishes. Ever since I found out about the whole "Hello Kitty Panties" incident his whole online persona just hasn't sit well with me whatsoever. Oh well, we should know that sex-pests are pretty much rampant on the site by now. It's just very saddening seeing him larp as a swell guy on his Tumblr and being praised for it.
 
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