DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
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Jang Joo said:
Late reacts if it's been addressed, but looking at the comments real quick I wasn't the only one to notice he's very indirectly asking his audience to go let Triple P (please stop calling me at 4 in the morning every night you fat fuck I know that's how your name goes) know that he went too far. Can't bring himself to confront his boyfriend about it, nope, needs his audience's help.

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Didn't see anything about Shart Gays and watching the recap on TBS but holy fuck, 54 Triple Ds destroyed Phail. No wonder he needs someone else to attack him for exposing him again.
 
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Iron Hamster said:
not only that but then chastising Max and accusing him of monetizing his dead dog.
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One of my favorite moments from the Redemption arc is this pig @‘ed Max to play some sets and got completely ignored which is the best way to bruise such a fragile ego. The lack of introspection and self awareness is peak as he fails to realize that his constant shitting on Max is going to get him ignored. He had the gull to be salty about it too lol
 
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My favorite part of the August thing is that it keeps shattering the "the internet likes me now" delusion that was already in shambles after Lex laughed at him. I wonder if we'll keep hearing that or he'll pretend he never said that.

Also, I just saw the "dood I don't lack self-awareness, these people did the LEGO set because I innovate and people copy me" rant. I don't think this fat polack gets a joke so simple it doesn't need to be explained, but since he reads here: Phil, what you parade as a celebration goal and a special event, others did as a regular-ass stream with little to no preparation to highlight how much of a lazy piece of shit you are. That's the joke, your "special" events are not so special.

neger psykolog said:
I don't think any sane person would want to deal with DSP and his bullshit lies as a show.
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That's my point. Phil wants to believe he's this gamer's gamer old school sage that everybody would want to gather around and listen to if it wasn't for those pesky detractors ruining his reputation. The truth is that Phil is incredibly stupid and ignorant while at the same time believing he knows everything. He's like ChatGPT when it can't find any sources and just starts making shit up, and of course you have just how grating his voice is.

He complains about how his appearances are always about drama, so it would be great to have him on a non-interview appearance where he's just exposed as a liar and a hypocrite. Like someone else said, show just how alien he is and not in a good way.

Sheriff of CWCville said:
I do feel there’s a specific area you could focus on that would really rattle Phil to the point where he would chimp out in spite: questioning his status as a loving family man.
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I don't see Phil chimping out, he is incredibly cowardly and non-confrontational. Even with Steve he did the "you're talking over me" thing like a woman. I truly don't see Phil doing it. It would be glorious to see him go on a "EAT IT" rant to someone else while the other person just laughs hysterically, but I can't picture Phil getting to that point.

Galeocerdo said:
Spotted August the Duck made a video on DSP to moralfag on the whole "Turning down Nigerian donations" thing and grandstand how hard it is for a Nigerian person to make the money they donated, when it's clearly fucking obvious it's another troll donation meant to insight and upset Phil for begging for donos to start playing games.
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How does being a troll tip make the point any less valid? All Phil had to do was say "thanks for the tip" and move on, but instead he had to be a fucking faggot and go on an unhinged rant about how 3rd world currencies and their countries are worthless. Absolute zero reason to do that because what started as a troll tip resulted in Phil once again revealing how much he hates niggers and poor people.
 
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Shuma-Gorath said:
How does being a troll tip make the point any less valid? All Phil had to do was say "thanks for the tip" and move on, but instead he had to be a fucking faggot and go on an unhinged rant about how 3rd world currencies and their countries are worthless. Absolute zero reason to do that because what started as a troll tip resulted in Phil once again revealing how much he hates niggers and poor people.
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Take this with a huge grain of salt because I haven't seen the video in question and I'm just going off of the other posts here, but from what I understand, the issue is that the person who made the video is acting like Phil is scamming Nigerians and then insulting them for only donating a small amount. The video is trying to claim this is wrong because a tiny amount of money to Nigerians is a huge amount of money to us, so Phil is coming off as entitled.

The issue is, we know the money isn't coming from actual Nigerians or Argentinians or whatever, it's troll donations to purposefully pick a tiny currency to fill up Phil's gift sub slots to make it harder for him to make money. It's pointless and unnecessary moralfagging when there's plenty of legitimate things to get upset with Phil with. It'd be like if someone made a video saying Phil hates retards and tried to use him banning Derich as an example of that without understanding the actual reason Derich was banned and the bigger issue is that Phil *didn't* ban Derich for years, even knowing his reputation.

You're absolutely right that Phil shouldn't acknowledge it or go on rants or whatever. This isn't a case of Phil being in the right or anything. Phil still sucks, but Phil sucking doesn't mean other people can't also be wrong. And you'd think that if you were making a video and trying to take the moral high ground, you'd at least take a few minutes to make sure you had the right information. Like, if someone wanted to make the argument that Phil is racist, there's no shortage of evidence to pull from. Or if you want to prove Phil is scamming tards or ungrateful for all the money he receives, you could just blindly pull a 5 minute clip from any prestream and have a 90% chance of hitting a relevant clip that proves exactly that. Hell, just remove the moral grandstanding bit and show Phil ranting about third world currencies and it'd arguably be fine.
 
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Shuma-Gorath said:
I wonder if we'll keep hearing [about the resurgence] or he'll pretend he never said that
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Triple P called bullshit on that this week. Stated flatly that Phil threw away the chance KC gave him (I really beg to differ on this…I don’t think there was a chance but anyhow) to develop a new audience yadda yadda. Phil agreed. Okay Phil “forgets” what he said a day an hour a minute ago so yeah, he might still talk about it.
 
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Squatty Potty said:
Phil realized daylight saving time starts tomorrow and had to upload an emergency video on the the day off to warn the dents.
Tune in tomorrow for his canned semi-annual time change rant.
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God, I forgot about he bitched about this. I never understood why old people always bitch about daylight saving time. I remember last year he cried over it and DEMANDED congress (or president) stop it, but they won’t because “they’re all are brain dead MOORANS!” There’re things that congress needs to do, but stopping DST, because a middle age man doesn’t like, it shouldn’t be the first thing. Seriously, the only reason he ever gave for not liking it was his audience will get confused over the time change. Jfc
 
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The Southwest Strangla said:
God, I forgot about he bitched about this. I never understood why old people always bitch about daylight saving time. I remember last year he cried over it and DEMANDED congress (or president) stop it, but they won’t because “they’re all are brain dead MOORANS!” There’re things that congress needs to do, but stopping DST, because a middle age man doesn’t like, it shouldn’t be the first thing. Seriously, the only reason he ever gave for not liking it was his audience will get confused over the time change. Jfc
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If congress would get rid of daylight savings time it would have caused the detractors to short out since they wouldn't be able to figure out when Phil would be streaming again. This would have allowed him to enlighten humanity with his wisdom gained through years of back breaking labor and the planet would be in a golden age of peace and harmony.
 
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The Southwest Strangla said:
God, I forgot about he bitched about this. I never understood why old people always bitch about daylight saving time. I remember last year he cried over it and DEMANDED congress (or president) stop it, but they won’t because “they’re all are brain dead MOORANS!” There’re things that congress needs to do, but stopping DST, because a middle age man doesn’t like, it shouldn’t be the first thing. Seriously, the only reason he ever gave for not liking it was his audience will get confused over the time change. Jfc
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Phil always throws a hissy fit about DST because it messes with his almighty schedule. If you're looking to get hammered, take a shot anytime he complains about it in his prestream/explains it in a needlessly complicated way to try and take into account his global audience that just confuses the dents.
 
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Squatty Potty said:
Phil realized daylight saving time starts tomorrow and had to upload an emergency video on the the day off to warn the dents.
Tune in tomorrow for his canned semi-annual time change rant.
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This motherfucker jumped up in a cold gin sweat worried his retards would be late to give him their disability money. Amazing.

also the "stressful stuff" is 100% his waifu is pissed at him because he lets a fat man call her fat on the internet, phil is the victim, though
 
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Cyber Bowling said:
Phil always throws a hissy fit about DST because it messes with his almighty schedule. If you're looking to get hammered, take a shot anytime he complains about it in his prestream/explains it in a needlessly complicated way to try and take into account his global audience that just confuses the dents.
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It's probably because he knows that a ton of his audience is European or from places other than America, therefore the time shift is khanfusing for them and therefore da piggy bank is at threat of not getting its due tithing.

I'm gonna tip DSP $1000 tomorrow and tell him that daylight savings actually changed 4 years ago, detractors at Google and detractor scientists at the highest level of government have just been lying about it so that we can laugh at him.
 
neger psykolog said:
It's probably because he knows that a ton of his audience is European or from places other than America, therefore the time shift is khanfusing for them and therefore da piggy bank is at threat of not getting its due tithing.
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I wouldn’t be surprised if he believed European countries don’t have DST, and therefore wouldn’t know the concept of it.
 
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