Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Major]

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'Man, you wouldn't believe how much cocaine you can fit in here!'

-Nick, probably

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

'Man, you wouldn't believe how much cocaine you can fit in here!'

-Nick, probably

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I'm of the mind that Nick's always been an opportunistic scumbag that wasn't constantly put in a position to show it like he is now, plus he was given the benefit of the doubt by everyone

Back during the Maddox thing early in his career he tried to coerce Maddox into going on his show in a gay way. It might have been a false dmca strike, I forget. It was the same smug, manipulative affect he has today, it was just acceptable back then because he was against Maddox.

I actually read about this a while back, and it's so much gayer, effeminate, bitch-made, cocksucker behavior than you'd expect, even from someone like Nick:

Nick, on his previous (now terminated) Twitter account, threatened to sue Maddox because Maddox called Nick a blackface lawyer. No, I'm not kidding.

You forgot the caveat:
He threatened to sue unless Maddox came onto his show

Very gay, very smug, I can easily imagine modern nick doing this while eating a single Dorito... Well, maybe Nick from right before the cokestream, now all he does is talk about Aaron's penis and cry about how his life sucks at no fault of his own.

It's incredible what people let him get away with back in the day.

Are there sources or screencaps of Nick saying this?

I have a languishing project in PG to summarise all of Nick's historical arts, and I was told that Nick was afraid that Maddox would sue him and threatened a lawsuit after Maddox complained about his video coverage. I also was told that he tried to get him on the show, but never was it said that he sued to get him *on* the show.

Looking to straighten out the lore with archives, if possible. I know Maddox's explanation video came out last year, and I have that, but looking for contemporary evidence.

This was the period that caused alarmed parishioners to call the cops because his kids were showing up clearly stinking, starving and driven around by a drunk-ass dad.

But Nick said it WASN'T the church! It was the SECRET people he has on video that LIED about him! I am sure we will get the TRUE story soon... with the 5K g(r)ift.

So "Ass Dad" can we get that added to the name list? Do we have a name list? Man the script that would have to crawl the thread. Poor ai bot gets exposed to baldo terms and self deletes . I love the synopsis @Himedall All-seeing Waifu has made, updated and edited. Perhaps i can do a term search count list..

What does this mean? What 'name list'? Which synopsis?

Rare post featuring signs of life from Kayla on Nick’s Instagram.

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I know we all poke fun at Nick’s narrow shoulders but WOW this is on a whole other level. He literally looks like a double amputee from the chest up.

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He also donned a new Hot Topic Spencers belt to own the farms.

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Kayla’s eyes are full of pain.

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Kayla's face is wrecked and too angular, but I think that is Nick's preference. He round face was not stunning, but very 'Mom'-ish and cure before.

Nick does look a lot smaller and more sickly. He probably only went outside to say he 'touched grass' to pwn the lovers on Twitter.

Well it's not like one of them can become a lawyer to follow in their father's footsteps, or to take over his "law office". Just think of being a lolcow as Nick handing down the family business. The Rekieta Monarchy will rule the Lolcow of the Year awards for generations to come.

God's, no! Heaven forfend! I hope the child with debate practice does not get ideas...

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

"Fire Island, 1980" is what he's going for apparently.

Too bad he didn't pick up GRID while shopping in the past

 

[Vibralldo]

Are there sources or screencaps of Nick saying this?

I have a languishing project in PG to summarise all of Nick's historical arts, and I was told that Nick was afraid that Maddox would sue him and threatened a lawsuit after Maddox complained about his video coverage. I also was told that he tried to get him on the show, but never was it said that he sued to get him *on* the show.

Looking to straighten out the lore with archives, if possible. I know Maddox's explanation video came out last year, and I have that, but looking for contemporary evidence.

Maddox covered it in his Dax response video. I'll find it in a bit.

 

[Melty Butter]

Rare post featuring signs of life from Kayla on Nick’s Instagram.

What even is that outfit, Rekieta? Anyway, I'm glad Kayla's showing her face.

Replying to myself to try to keep the thread conversation cohesive. Nick's enjoying IG. New replies.


Someone needs to look into this Natalie person. Her IG has a post with Alex Stein.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick does look a lot smaller and more sickly. He probably only went outside to say he 'touched grass' to pwn the lovers on Twitter.

His arms are so weak and feeble they don't even look like arms, more like Q-tips barely attached to his nonexistent shoulders. This is the man challenging people to boxing matches. Lmao. What a weak little stick insect of a man.

 

[ifunny pride world wide]

Rare post featuring signs of life from Kayla on Nick’s Instagram.

OMG. he looks like those edits people make of shirtless Destiny but its real

 

[Desktop User2]

OMG. he looks like those edits people make of shirtless Destiny but its real

He looks like a little boy, maybe that´s why the fat homosexual pedophile took an interest in him.

 

[Maraschino]

Are there sources or screencaps of Nick saying this?

I have a languishing project in PG to summarise all of Nick's historical arts, and I was told that Nick was afraid that Maddox would sue him and threatened a lawsuit after Maddox complained about his video coverage. I also was told that he tried to get him on the show, but never was it said that he sued to get him *on* the show.

Looking to straighten out the lore with archives, if possible. I know Maddox's explanation video came out last year, and I have that, but looking for contemporary evidence.

Here's the stream of Nick writing the Cease and Desist letter to Maddox. Because of course he literally streamed himself writing it.

 

[USAroXX]

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1. No heat rash? So funny. So weird.
2. Did whore-wife gain weight? No full body shot.
3. No way they look like that with rough minn 6 around

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

Whoa buddy get a load of that schnoz

Looks like a pair of Groucho glasses.

 

[Captain Manning]

How does this man feed his family?

Brah. Come on.

You are a smart guy.


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Here's the stream of Nick writing the Cease and Desist letter to Maddox. Because of course he literally streamed himself writing it.

More than five years later, Maddox opted for the apology instead of going on Nick's show.

Sorta.

https://nickrekietaisnotablackfacelawyer.com/

I agree the pedo accusations are bullshit, and mostly just used to discredit him. That being said, wasn't he the one he ran the business advising Western wannabe sex tourists/passport bors wanting to bounce around East Asia? I could swear he was also the one who ran a weird call-in live show with a couple of asian chicks (although I admit that could have been a different grifter, they all kinda blend together in the memory after a while)

Yes. That's Andrew.

https://goeastgentlemen.com/

He's got the same problem Metokur has: Yellow fever. It's fun to poke fun at him a little bit for it, but it's not really that big of a deal IMO.

Barnes's accusation is ridiculous because Thailand wasn't his initial destination, and he didn't even stay there that long. He wanted to go to Japan (weeb) but couldn't get in due to COVID restrictions. So he went to Korea and a few other places.

I'm on the fence as to the claim he's running from debt.

I'm not a big fan of Andrew, but calling him a pedo is bullshit. Barnes is a fag, and now he's unironically defending Andrew Tate.

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

I've clicked on Legal Tardset's channel a couple of times over the last few days -- hungry for Johnny Somali news -- and fuck me dead, talk about unwatchable. It's all the absolute worst lowest common denominator shit.

Absolutely unbearable. Sadly he's the only Johnny Somali news that's pretty comprehensive but at points it's not worth it to sit through three minute bits of info followed by multiple minutes of calling out superchats and cringe af memes. I somehow clicked on a clip and thought to myself 'weird I haven't heard some superchat interruption for 12 minutes'

On topic of Rekieta, I dipped out here for a bit, but the way melton has given up on him is kino. If only Melton wasn't a fatgreasy pedo I'd actually respect him treating Nick like what he is.

 

[AnOminous]

https://nickrekietaisnotablackfacelawyer.com/

It's true. Nick isn't a blackface lawyer because he's unauthorized to practice law.

He's just a racist. You're allowed to call him a racist because he no longer has a black friend.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

Soon, soon will be SOON.

 

[Captain Manning]

Absolutely unbearable. Sadly he's the only Johnny Somali news that's pretty comprehensive but at points it's not worth it to sit through three minute bits of info followed by multiple minutes of calling out superchats and cringe af memes. I somehow clicked on a clip and thought to myself 'weird I haven't heard some superchat interruption for 12 minutes'

I actually liked the way Nick used to do it. If it was $20 or more, he'd read it immediately. If it was less, it was read at the end of the show

Now you can cynically argue that it was a way to get bigger superchats, and maybe that was one reason, but it also made the show flow better.

You could also do the Null method where you wait till the end of the show before addressing all of them at once.

The Kino Casino method is the absolute worst. If you are a streamer, please don't do that.

 

[thebigdream]

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Soon, soon will be SOON.

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"I mean it more every time"

But you don't mean it at all! 0 is still 0 regardless of any good intentions, and if anything 'soon' means less the further you get away from delivering content. How about you just stream you dumb emaciated retard

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Wake me up when Nick crashes the Mustang this Spring/ Summer.

 

[SargonF00t]

Mueller creeps on young girls online and has been shown on video openly stating it and defending it.

Imagine if Kurt were to team up with Russell Greer and go to brothels together.