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The devastation of finding out your balding
Strange things men do/have/endure with - Things guys put up with women just don’t get
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Random people trying to start fights with you for no apparent reason. It hasn't happened to me for a while but after dealing with a random unhinged dude today who took offense at me patiently waiting while he fiddle fucked around trying to decide what he wanted I was reminded how many times random dudes have just suddenly gotten aggressive or violent and tried to start shit out of nowhere for seemingly no reason when I've been out in public minding my own business.
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this is an everyday thing for me when i'm at work. usually it's people who are trying to buy smokes or pouches but they always need to have an attitude for some reason like i'm not the one handling their shit
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Facial hair is both a blessing and a curse.
Blessing, because it's nice to have something break up the wind during a cold winter. It's like having a built-in scarf. Every time I shave during winter, I feel like my face is going to freeze off my... face.
Curse, because if you go long enough without shaving, then bits and pieces of your food will wind up in it which is just fucking gross. Ever had barbecue sauce or the cheese from mac-and-cheese wind up your hair? That sort of thing is inevitable when it's wrapped around your mouth.
Blessing, because it's nice to have something break up the wind during a cold winter. It's like having a built-in scarf. Every time I shave during winter, I feel like my face is going to freeze off my... face.
Curse, because if you go long enough without shaving, then bits and pieces of your food will wind up in it which is just fucking gross. Ever had barbecue sauce or the cheese from mac-and-cheese wind up your hair? That sort of thing is inevitable when it's wrapped around your mouth.
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I tend to get grease on my glasses when I eat fried chicken, but I like to think that's because I'm retarded and not because I'm male.
bingin
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wouldn't it be more of a homunculus if your sperm brought it to life?
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I have the primal urge to need to be able to fix everything around the home/car/computer without calling a repairman. I feel like I have failed if the parts are available to me and I am unable to solve the problem myself.
No, I am not getting dry fucked in the ass for $300 to fix the fan belt in the dryer. It just needs a $20 fan belt. Amazon has the part and will have it here by 12pm tomorrow. It takes less than an hour to disassemble to access the belt and tensioner and reassemble. Only about a dozen times over the years has some electrician/mechanic given a friend the wrong diagnosis, and a ridiculous price. I hear about it and tell them that makes no fucking sense and end up repairing the issue for them in one afternoon.
I cannot go to sleep unless I have a pistol and a flashlight within arms reach. This might be a personal issue.
No, I am not getting dry fucked in the ass for $300 to fix the fan belt in the dryer. It just needs a $20 fan belt. Amazon has the part and will have it here by 12pm tomorrow. It takes less than an hour to disassemble to access the belt and tensioner and reassemble. Only about a dozen times over the years has some electrician/mechanic given a friend the wrong diagnosis, and a ridiculous price. I hear about it and tell them that makes no fucking sense and end up repairing the issue for them in one afternoon.
I cannot go to sleep unless I have a pistol and a flashlight within arms reach. This might be a personal issue.
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Not an issue at all and don't let any retard/woman tell you otherwise. You just haven't completely given up your natural (and perfectly sensible) instincts. OF COURSE you don't want to be without a weapon and source of light when you're in your most vulnerable state and temporarily giving up practically all awareness of your surroundings. People who consider that kind of thing to be weird have been domesticated to the point of total idiocy.
bingin
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albeit everyone does this
There Is Light At The End
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You are forgetting another curse:
Soybeards ruining beards in general.
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Masturbating, trying to take care of your needs and urges, or even having sex with your partner only to experience intense post-orgasm regret. Apparently this is a far more common thing in men than women, and it's literally caused a wedge in one of my relationships when I tried to explain it to my partner at the time.
I can't speak for anyone else but 5 o' clock shadow is also incredibly annoying. Being freshly shaven with a smooth jaw and cheeks feels great and having a fully grown out beard and mustache feels great. Having a bunch of very short, prickly hairs that get caught on your shirt/collar/scarf doesn't.
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probably also has something to do with you being a nigger
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Motherfuckah, aint no nigger can tell no diffrence between the grease from they chicken and they head!
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I've never in my life seen a woman change oil on a vehicle or even check any fluid levels on a vehicle by herself, ever. The most I have seen is the jiffy lube people use the automatic machine that drains/fills with all the math and specs are spit out by a computer decoding the VIN, no actual wrenching or even measuring.
I draw the line at anything considered "unsafe" or if I tamper with it there is the possibility it could cause a fire/injury/death. Over 10 years ago I had a basic bitch 20 amp? breaker go bad. the coffee maker and toaster when run simultaneously well under 20 amps would trip it. Had an electrician come to the house. I explain why I think the breaker is bad but, make it clear I don't want to tamper with high voltage electrical items and I trust his judgement as he is a professional electrician over my own judgement.
Takes him and hour to come to the same conclusion for some reason, takes another hour to source the breaker when there's a supplier open to the public under 5 miles away. At this point in my life I'm basically here:
I know more than you
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Lol, yeah, when it gets to the kind of deeper stuff on like bottling feelings or "women most affected" narratives, I think a well-adjusted man knows this stuff (or for specific things, at least won't be surprised to learn it), but he just doesn't care. It's the way that it is, you work around it. When someone is bringing up this type of stuff, it usually feels like this thing of "look, we all know women have these issues, but men deal with <x> too!" and I just want to say "no, it's fine, don't worry about me, you can have all the oppression to yourself". Men's rights may have a point on some issues, but it faces skepticism from men no less than women.
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There is nothing more soul crushing for a straight man, than if a pretty girl laughs at you. That shit is a soul killer, it cuts right to the bone.
The idea of you being romantically interested in her was funny to her. That is just about the worst feeling possible. Girls will never get that man
The idea of you being romantically interested in her was funny to her. That is just about the worst feeling possible. Girls will never get that man
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The witch's kiss.
When you sit down on a toilet to pee, but you get a stiffy or a chub. Your cyclops might poke up a bit and hit the inside rim of the toilet bowl. This is known as the witch's kiss and is reason 13 why men don't like to sit down to pee.
When you sit down on a toilet to pee, but you get a stiffy or a chub. Your cyclops might poke up a bit and hit the inside rim of the toilet bowl. This is known as the witch's kiss and is reason 13 why men don't like to sit down to pee.
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Getting your foreskin stuck in the gears of your steampunk invention and having to convert to judaism to compensate for what you've lost
The Strongest Haaton
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If there is a friend group of just guys, the introduction of a woman will completely and utterly change the group dynamics forever. Nobody will ever act how they normally would. This doesn't change if she's already someone's girlfriend/wife either. Introducing one single girl in a group of 5 guys is infinitely more impactful than if 10 other guys joined the group. Every guy KNOWS the group dynamic will change, but it still fucking happens. It will more often than not damage the group permanently, especially if she's single. I have my doubts that the reverse would happen to a group of girls. Women don't understand just how much their mere fucking presence changes how men act, and there's nothing you can do about it when it happens either. If it's the guy's girlfriend, he will either want her around the group regardless or he will be a cuck who always bends to her will when she wants to be a part of it. If she's single, there will always be that one guy who wants to fuck her and will use this friend group as his chance. Having a woman join your friend group that was completely male before is just asking to make that friend group no longer fun to be in and maybe even lose a friend or two.
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Being gaslit into taking a nap when she actually wants sex.