DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[shekelshoah666]

This specific segment is fucking crazy lmao. This is the worst outcome for him he should've just said his parents are dying again and kept playing sad.

He was very happy to shill the fuck out anytime he has been offered but other streamers having an ad on screen still makes him seethe. PPP has tried for months to get him to realize he can do this but he just won't.

 

[Free Jasper]

Phillip: “A Japanese streamer got stabbed? Wow. People need to realise their actions have consequences. All we do is make videos, we shouldn’t be so mean to each other.”

Also Phillip, 40 minutes later: “YOU PATHETIC FUCKING SCHLUB! JULY THE CUCK! GWET FUCKED!!”

 

[Belegar Ironhammer]

3 paths have been laid out. Now put them to a poll, pussy.

 

[fresh pair of socks]

August the Duck broke poor Philly's mind. Any time Phil gets attention outside the vortex, it crushes him, because it ruins his delusions that only hyper-fixated losers hate him.

Today's Copecast is one of the best of 2025.

 

[neger psykolog]

Holy shit this is one of the best prestreams we've had in a while, lmfao.

We don't say "best prestream" here, we say "penultimate best stream" because there's always going to be one to top this.
*taps the sign*

So was today the penultimate DSP stream of all time?
No objections?

That's the best part about it being the penultimate stream - it can only get better/worse from here on out.

This sounds like it was the 4th place street fighter 2 turbo autism trophy of streams.

This is where the best word ever comes in.
You mean it is the penultimate worst stream ever.

Because DSP is eternal and he will outlive us all and will always make a worse stream than this one.

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

"Phil pignotized Kat to be afraid of the trolls so she became a hermit like him"

She mentioned the "crazy internet stalkers" when she was on stream last year. Phail has made her afraid so she'll stop asking to go anywhere. It's despicable, even for Phail.

 

[neger psykolog]

You can literally watch any of the first three The Lord of the Rings movies in the time between him starting the pre-stream and starting gameplay.

We're sitting at 2 hours and counting...

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

So this whole thing is a copecast about augusttheduck's video.
TLDR: he did a few shots on his stream then watched augusttheduck's video while drunk as fuck and felt bad because of how shitty he came across so now he is doing damage control

he also said he's not going to do emergency streams anymore and won't be "irresponsible" and won't be "begging hard" again like he did before for bills and stuff

augusttheduck triggered DSP lol

haha the cin faggot is hilarious
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edit: now DSP is postulating about "not selling out" and standing on his own two feet and his honesty and integrity and providing for his own family after only 5 minutes ago admitting to turbo begging for money to pay his bills.

It's amazing. This nigga lied through his teeth while begging for years and now acts like he still "won't sell out". Hilarious.

Dent with Berserk avatar. Miura bros... I don't feel so good.

Also hilarious how he still pretends that he doesn’t do ads and paid sponsorships because he’s a man of principles and not because no company would want to associate their image with him. Yeah, just like how I wouldn’t be unfaithful and have sex with Sydney Sweeney because I’m a loyal man.

 

[PieceofShet]

Best thing about it? He is probably the greediest! Even two different browser AI knows it.

Legacy baby!

 

[Comma]

We're sitting at 2 hours and counting...

Yeah, I'm currently at the scene where the orcs are about to attack Helm's Deep.

EDIT:

DSP beating his chest about getting $94 in contributions without even asking for it:

Yes, your ears are not deceiving you. This comes out of his mouth directly after unironically explaining he absolutely HAS to beg in order to earn money, after doing some insane social(ly inept) experiment. The contradiction simply couldn't have been bigger.

 

[neger psykolog]

3 paths have been laid out. Now put them to a poll, pussy.

You do realize people will just choose the funniest and most depressing option which is to keep enabling his delusions. Of course they would tell him to keep doing what he's doing right now and that he's done nothing wrong.

And even if another option won he would still say that trolls voted for it or come up with mental retard gymnastics to avoid it - it hasn't even been a few days since he made an excuse for not being able to eat candy as a reward for certain goals.

 

[Belegar Ironhammer]

You do realize people will just choose the funniest and most depressing option which is to keep enabling his delusions. Of course they would tell him to keep doing what he's doing right now and that he's done nothing wrong.

And even if another option won he would still say that trolls voted for it or come up with mental retard gymnastics to avoid it - it hasn't even been a few days since he made an excuse for not being able to eat candy as a reward for certain goals.

Well obviously. That's what he does every time. But I still want a poll.

 

[Kagome Higurashi]

Phil, you can't act like a manly alpha dude bro on your podcast. Say that shit to PPP(That's what I like to call him, fat fuck.)'s face the moment he insults your wife.

 

[thisniggaTRASH]

3 paths have been laid out. Now put them to a poll, pussy.

You must've missed the poll, fag. The king is back ♪

 

[Free Jasper]

He made me laugh quite hard there. He was talking about how he’s different from ‘old phil’.

“I’m married, I…….. live in a different place……. I……”

He was struggling to list things and appeared genuinely close to realising he’s a manchild who has achieved nothing in the past 20 years.

 

[neger psykolog]

So DSP loses his shit over a 20 minute video augusttheduck made that called him an ebeggar... but when PPP does basically exactly the same thing repeatedly to his face and also calls his wife fat repeatedly he doesn't do anything?

I kind of feel bad for DSP because he either lacks the social skills to have real friends or I'm not sure what the fuck is going on, but that is just sad.

 

[lupinthethird]

So DSP loses his shit over a 20 minute video augusttheduck made that called him an ebeggar... but when PPP does basically exactly the same thing repeatedly to his face and also calls his wife fat repeatedly he doesn't do anything?

I kind of feel bad for DSP because he either lacks the social skills to have real friends or I'm not sure what the fuck is going on, but that is just sad.

He gets money doing Grill Phil, simple as.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

20 minute video

Lol it was 11 minutes

 

[Love Is Blue]

So DSP loses his shit over a 20 minute video augusttheduck made that called him an ebeggar... but when PPP does basically exactly the same thing repeatedly to his face and also calls his wife fat repeatedly he doesn't do anything?

I kind of feel bad for DSP because he either lacks the social skills to have real friends or I'm not sure what the fuck is going on, but that is just sad.

it's just phil being a internet tough guy, if august the duck wasted his time on an interview with him dave would give him the Sir Duck treatment

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

So my first hunch is correct but besides the point.

So he got told off for being a faggot and this caused him to be "stressed" with shit that doesn't exist except his hurt narc ego.
He had more eyes on him for the august the duck video so he changed his manners for a day.
This was to prove a point how he needs prestreams and begging to make more than $80 per stream per day.

Only called it experiment to seem like he was in control of his life and how begging is somehow, in his position, the only smart and calculated move to do.

COOL MAN.