Ubisoft Sellout - Bankruptcy Speedrun Any% Thread

Corette said:
One should also learn from it.
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That goes without saying.

p1138 said:
He only owned up to it after Ubisoft sent him a cease and desist, not after he found out it was bullshit.
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He might have been busy or whatever. We cannot know. He might have been trying to see if there is any truth to that. Most people are in disbelief when they have been fooled. It is a normal reaction.
 
GloryToArztotska said:
I remember hearing about that but not the details. Got a play-by-play somewhere bychance?
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Not much to tell, Ubisoft canned Rayman 4 for Raving Rabbids, ie the minigame collection, and Rayman brand with it. I assume there was much more shenanigans with BG&E2, eventually when Ubisoft started turning into Far Cry and Assassins Creed factories, Ancel was incompatible with their vision and left the company. BG&E2 can release, but it will not be the game we waited for, I believe we need Ancel for that and he simply cannot work under current Ubisoft management. This was a long time coming, there were more worrying signs that Ubisoft was going towards their current direction around late 2000s than just the death of Rayman brand, Splinter Cell Conviction was cancelled because "hobo sam" did not do well with QA testers or whatever, and was later rebooted as a non-stealth third person action game. Rainbow Six: Patriots was similarly gutted for being "too controversial" and it's online component turned into Siege, similar thing happened to Prince of Persia where that brand died so Assassin's Creed could get famous and then sell out for yearly releases. Pretty much all creativity in Ubisoft died and Ancel was one of, if not the most creative man at Ubisoft, so he was no longer needed .
 
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Was greeted with this in Ubisoft Connect just now. To me, giving away the DLC + the bonus mission in the standard version screams that they're expecting this to be a Hiroshima sized bomb.
 
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GloryToArztotska said:
Honestly I'd rather have been a survivor of the Hiroshima bomb with all the agony that entails than play AssShadows.
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That would at least be a more respectable death. Much moreso than "terminal nigger worship", which France is currently suffering from.
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Was greeted with this in Ubisoft Connect just now. To me, giving away the DLC + the bonus mission in the standard version screams that they're expecting this to be a Hiroshima sized bomb.
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I genuinely only get info. on this trashfire from this site. Is this cancer STILL not released yet??? God damn, like get this nigger out of my face already ubisoft... I'd rather play as the fucking Doritorai... Caucasians being a hell of a lot closer to Asians than Negroids are.
 
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I was greeted by an assassin creed's ad when I made the mistake of opening up Twitch.
Some broccoli haired faggot was going on about the game for 30 seconds. I forget exactly what he was saying but he looked like a zoomer faggot that had no idea about the series and was just saying what he was told to by marketing at Ubisoft.
I'm guessing he's famous with tik tokkers or some shit.
Bottom line he was doing a terrible job of selling it and that he was excited for it. I can't believe they wasted money on that.
 
GloryToArztotska said:
I remember hearing about that but not the details. Got a play-by-play somewhere bychance?
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Michel Ancel left Ubisoft on his own terms. He was frustrated by the staff, claiming that they only know how to make Far Cry/Assassin's Creed games (forgot which one). Ubisoft staff claim he was too toxic. He left Ubisoft in 2020, but recently it was announced last October that he would be a consultant in another Rayman game if it leaves the exploration phase.
 
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Arturito Burrito said:
Michel Ancel left Ubisoft on his own terms. He was frustrated by the staff, claiming that they only know how to make Far Cry/Assassin's Creed games (forgot which one). Ubisoft staff claim he was too toxic. He left Ubisoft in 2020, but recently it was announced last October that he would be a consultant in another Rayman game if it leaves the exploration phase.
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Bullshit. He got MeTooed and left to go hang out at his animal sanctuary full time.
 
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Zoomer Tik Tok Influencers,
Wojak meme ads,
And no Uplay required on steam apparently that was a lie.

They are afraid and they know what is coming.
E: They're so fucked either way. Especially more so that it actually does require uplay lol
 
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Shadows and that shitty new Snow White release a day apart, but which is going to be the bigger financial disaster?

My ideal outcome is that both kill their respective corporations, but I know that's overly optimistic.
 
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Shadows and that shitty new Snow White release a day apart, but which is going to be the bigger financial disaster?
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Depends how you define bigger financial disaster. Snow White is likely to lose more money, but isn't going to kill or even drastically change Disney. Shadows bombing might lead to a takeover, or some other big change at Ubisoft, given the current state of it.
 
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