Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.9%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 55 15.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.9%

  • Total voters
    352
Nick is in the chat of Pretty Menopausal’s stream right now: https://www.youtube.com/live/81yP675M9bs
These women are intolerably stupid. At least Melton has a solid sense of irony, sarcasm, and self-mockery. These girls make me weep at the sad state of American femalekind

(Also, Stallyn19 clipped Aaron's remarks this morning. In the first 5 min he jokes about suing Nick. At around 8 min, he gets into more details of the "official" offer that's "been extended by the state of Minnesota". )

I'm sure someone will capture all of his chats from PrettyAntiIQpoints. Here's what stood out to me:

It is so weird how he avoids using Kayla's name. Also, Aaron hasn't mentioned Kayla since the RP case was filed:
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He's implying that he's not in touch with April:
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He has no idea what Aaron's offer is:
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Confessed openly to being a dysfunctional addict who engaged in bad behavior
I think the biggest thing that helped Depp was that he was able to credibly say "yes, I'm a huge addict, but what I don't do is get physical with people I'm in a relationship with when I'm fucked up." He had a lot of people to back him on that and it just felt generally credible. The evidence we have seems to point to Nick and his whore-wife regularly getting zooted and having knock-down-drag-outs.
 
I think the biggest thing that helped Depp was that he was able to credibly say "yes, I'm a huge addict, but what I don't do is get physical with people I'm in a relationship with when I'm fucked up." He had a lot of people to back him on that and it just felt generally credible. The evidence we have seems to point to Nick and his whore-wife regularly getting zooted and having knock-down-drag-outs.
I almost view both the Depp and Rittenhouse cases as IQ litmus tests to distinguish between drooling retards who just believe whatever libtards on TV say and people who actually can look at facts. Both cases were pretty clear cut as to one side being objectively right, Depp in the sense of being vastly more sinned against than sinning, and Rittenhouse being as blatant and clear a case of self-defense as exists in law.
Wait, who’s saying this? Aaron doesn’t have billable hours, and neither do government attorneys.
That's not entirely true. If you lose a 1983 suit (or any other suit but 1983 is a pretty copious fount of Rule 11 practice by the state) and the government is awarded attorney fees, they get the same quantum meruit analysis as private practice lawyers. Of course, the attorneys themselves don't get this, they've already been paid (unless for some reason they contracted it out to a private firm).

I'd assume it's true in this case, though.
 
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You can tell Nick has wet dreams at the thought of suing Aaron for defamation, however even this unlicenced non-lawyer knows all Aaron has to do is state the many reasons why he believed his statements to he truthful to the court and it goes fucking nowhere.

Nick, Aaron fucked your wife, took your drugs and left you with his damaged goods for half a crispy paper Benjamin. It's time to accept it and move on.
 
Me? An alcoholic? That's just your delusions, incel prude!
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If you were drinking 'a lot' offscreen as well Nick you'd probably be fucking dead. Congrats on drinking just below the threshold of death, I guess? An entire bottle of whiskey every day is psychotic even if it was all done on stream.
 
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Translation: I drank enough to seem cool to my winemom orbiters, but not enough for justified CPS investigation, please believe me guys. I drank daily, but my children are fine!

Nick once again giving a hint of contrition, but not really, and if you think what he did was wrong, your a retard/prude/nerd. Classic DARVO manoeuvre.
 
You can tell Nick has wet dreams at the thought of suing Aaron for defamation, however even this unlicenced non-lawyer knows all Aaron has to do is state the many reasons why he believed his statements to he truthful to the court and it goes fucking nowhere.
And Aaron would have a SLAPP statute to beat the rage twig into a coma with too. Please, Nick, please, do it. This hat trick of failure can't not happen.
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Funny how all of Nickhole's "symptoms" are coterminous with just being a lazy worthless faggot.
 
"literally zero accountability or responsibility"
"he can not even fathom that he he did a thing"
:really:

I...
I can't even...

Is this motherfucker serious?

:stress:

GirlFriday: "Why would the state concede..."

You're literally talking to the answer to that question, dumbass.

"Friday hin sa7ng he WANTS a lifet8me" (sic) (or maybe I should say *hic*)
:really:

Yeah, he's fucked up.

You can tell Nick has wet dreams at the thought of suing Aaron for defamation, however even this unlicenced non-lawyer knows all Aaron has to do is state the many reasons why he believed his statements to he truthful to the court and it goes fucking nowhere.
Hell, in a number of cases he can outright prove certain statements are true. Truth is an absolute defense against defamation.
 
Rittenhouse being as blatant and clear a case of self-defense as exists in law.
In the libtard imagination his “crime” is purely a product of their “moral” worldview. Ie he cRoSsED sTAte LiNeS with a gUn— they endlessly repeat this line because to them this proves he was looking for trouble and thus his self-defense case is mere legalese.

This was easy to dispatch of course. Even in their mind palaces where this was a crime you could poke galaxy-sized holes in their narrative. Ergo, even Nick could do it. He was sort of just the first guy on the job and enjoyed a massive benefit from being established on youtube. Unsurprisingly it waned, albeit in catastrophic fashion.

Depp is similar. People believed a woman and then overcompensated by zealously supporting Depp and ignoring the bad things that came out about him. Broadly the right call but stupid in the details. So, again, even Nick could do it. His skill was translating legal concepts and procedures. He believed he did more than that and broke his neck sucking his own cock.
 
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