Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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You say that as if it’s a bad thing. Everything negative about cobras content or every bad thing in the cobraverse directly correlates to the increase in popularity brought about by these channels. They not only fail to discourage a-logging (don’t want to discourage those super chats gatekeep!) but you can see it clearly. Bitesize who was the head mod of the sub didn’t do shit to discourage glass tapping and a-logging and what happened? Sub shut down. Hell in his video recapping cobras life he made it a point to very pointedly and intentionally call out Josh never faced any consequences for his actions in regards to shit talking Carl on YouTube and immediately after that video came out there was a huge uptick in cobra getting harassed about Carl and his channel got banned shortly after for bullying as a-logs combed through to find things to report.

You can dumb react me all you want but these dickweeds made cobras content more accessible for one reason only and that was to line their pockets and as a consequence of them trying to maximize their supercharts on their dumb livestreams or paid memberships they didn’t discourage any behavior and encouraged anything that brought them more engagement even including a-logging. Eventually they realized they’d get more engagement from a-logs and people getting worked up and outraged and they absolutely leaned into it. Now look where we are.
It’s not Bitesize or Seizure’s job to put out PSAs to not be mean to Josh. Even if they did that would have done absolutely nothing. Maybe I’m misremembering because I never really payed attention to it, but I don’t think that Bitesize was ever the main mod in the sub. Also, I’m sorry but I really wouldn’t be talking about gatekeeping Cobra’s content from newer fans when your account is barely a year old.
 
It’s not Bitesize or Seizure’s job to put out PSAs to not be mean to Josh. Even if they did that would have done absolutely nothing. Maybe I’m misremembering because I never really payed attention to it, but I don’t think that Bitesize was ever the main mod in the sub. Also, I’m sorry but I really wouldn’t be talking about gatekeeping Cobra’s content from newer fans when your account is barely a year old.
They attracted a certain type of person who behaved a certain type of way and encouraged it. It had nothing to do with defending cobra or trying to do PR for him. The fuck does my posting age on kiwifarms have to do with anything your retard lmao I’ve been watching cobra since 2017 I just didn’t give a shit enough to post here.
 
It’s not Bitesize or Seizure’s job to put out PSAs to not be mean to Josh. Even if they did that would have done absolutely nothing. Maybe I’m misremembering because I never really payed attention to it, but I don’t think that Bitesize was ever the main mod in the sub. Also, I’m sorry but I really wouldn’t be talking about gatekeeping Cobra’s content from newer fans when your account is barely a year old.
I think BogChron was the mod actually, But it's been so long and I give so few fucks about reddit mods, of all things, that I could absolutely be wrong.
 
Boyle is a constant mass reporter, what else does the witch do all day besides sleep and bitch
After NAL appeared:
-The Cobra subreddit got deleted
-Bogchron received "privacy complaints" from youtube, forcing him to remove some odd NAL vids
-The NAL subreddit got deleted
-For the first time ever, one of my livestreams was flagged for sexual content and removed
-My NAL neocities website was mysteriously removed

I can't prove she's responsible for any of the above (the bogchron one seems obvious), but there was certainly a major uptick in stuff getting destroyed once NAL entered the scene. There was a stream where after some liquor store clerk was supposedly condescending towards her, NAL pledged to abuse the store's customer service hotline/website until the person was fired. She's a spiteful crazed hag with nothing but free time, it would make complete sense if we found out she'd been reporting Josh since the breakup.

They attracted a certain type of person who behaved a certain type of way and encouraged it. It had nothing to do with defending cobra or trying to do PR for him. The fuck does my posting age on kiwifarms have to do with anything your retard lmao I’ve been watching cobra since 2017 I just didn’t give a shit enough to post here.
If you're going to be mad at retards (myself included) making edits/clips of your favorite internet people, then you will be mad for a very long time. It will forever be outside of your control.
 
After NAL appeared:
-The Cobra subreddit got deleted
-Bogchron received "privacy complaints" from youtube, forcing him to remove some odd NAL vids
-The NAL subreddit got deleted
-For the first time ever, one of my livestreams was flagged for sexual content and removed
-My NAL neocities website was mysteriously removed

I can't prove she's responsible for any of the above (the bogchron one seems obvious), but there was certainly a major uptick in stuff getting destroyed once NAL entered the scene. There was a stream where after some liquor store clerk was supposedly condescending towards her, NAL pledged to abuse the store's customer service hotline/website until the person was fired. She's a spiteful crazed hag with nothing but free time, it would make complete sense if we found out she'd been reporting Josh since the breakup.
NAL brought with her Gorl World. And just like that the Cobraverse and Gorl World fused together, the weight of Foodie Beauty and Amberlynn Reid combined caused one mega-planet to form, destroying almost all what was left of the Cobraverse.
 
If you're going to be mad at retards (myself included) making edits/clips of your favorite internet people, then you will be mad for a very long time. It will forever be outside of your control.
I like your content, aside from probably walnut grove it’s the best. It’s just your audience. All this stuff has attracted undesirables and we’re seeing the consequences of it in real time
 
t’s not Bitesize or Seizure’s job to put out PSAs to not be mean to Josh.
Imagine if null did not enforce people to not be gayopping faggots here, Imagine if the community did not. Imagine what kind of cesspool it would turn into. I think if you are shining a light on a retard for superchats and laughs you do have a responsibility to discourage people from being faggots. Seizure has in fact on more than one occasion told his audience not to be faggots.
 
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Reddit troons don't feel comfortable in the shaming culture of lolcows unless they feel personally slighted by their opinions. They have no filter when it comes to attacking Cobes because he says words that are off-limits to faggots and trannies.
It still (Bog)gles my mind that KF is treated as a pariah, pushed off top domains, lied about in articles to Wikipedia cycle to make this site and us out to be people out to ruin these lolcows lives, yet sites like Reddit is teeming with Snark subreddits that specifically target, harass and deplatform people and nothing is ever said about it (until Ethan Klein made that video about it)
 
It still (Bog)gles my mind that KF is treated as a pariah, pushed off top domains, lied about in articles to Wikipedia cycle to make this site and us out to be people out to ruin these lolcows lives, yet sites like Reddit is teeming with Snark subreddits that specifically target, harass and deplatform people and nothing is ever said about it (until Ethan Klein made that video about it)
Difference : kiwifarms is not funded by kikes and deep state glow niggers
 
We’ll call it “Planet X”
NAL brought with her Gorl World. And just like that the Cobraverse and Gorl World fused together, the weight of Foodie Beauty and Amberlynn Reid combined caused one mega-planet to form, destroying almost all what was left of the Cobraverse.
 
I like your content, aside from probably walnut grove it’s the best. It’s just your audience. All this stuff has attracted undesirables and we’re seeing the consequences of it in real time
Isn't your answer to this problem to somehow prevent edit/clip channels from existing? You mention "gatekeeping" a lot, that's what you're talking about right?
 
I'm actually kind of amazed that no one is a lolcow data hoarder who mirrors every single video from their favorite lolcows.
I thought about doing it last year with Josh's videos, but my 20TB of hard disk space were needed for interracial cripple midget porn.
That and organizing the videos would be a nightmare "Uhhh...is this chilling from 23/Nov, 24/Nov or from 25/Nov?"
Then again, the truth is that any content by Josh worth watching has been saved by the clip channels.

Anyway, the end of a fun era.
And it must have been quite a kick to the nuts for Cobes since his ego was so connected to having over 100k subscribers on UToob.
Interestingly I'd imagine some kind of cron job to probe the channel page in intervals and yt-dlp with some special parameters that would download any new video, audio and subtitles.
I'm probably massively over complicating it but I'm pretty sure it was either BiteSize or Seizure that broke down their workflow of making cobra compilations. With the auto generated transcript and subtitles they can speed read for any interesting moments with timestamps to pass through to the video editor. Cutting through all the loops and dead air.
A bit more sophisticated but it reminds me of how Cyraxx compilation makers will look at audio waveforms of the clip they're editing and can tell when he's talking because the levels peak from his yelling and God awful mic settings.
 
Interestingly I'd imagine some kind of cron job to probe the channel page in intervals and yt-dlp with some special parameters that would download any new video, audio and subtitles.
Yes it's pretty easy, this is what I did running on cron at 10m intervals;
Code:
#!/bin/bash

# Channel to archive.
CHANNEL_URL="https://www.youtube.com/c/CHANNEL_TO_ARCHIVE"

# Directory where you want to save archives
DOWNLOAD_DIR="$HOME/Downloads/ARCHIVEEVERYTHING"

mkdir -p "$DOWNLOAD_DIR"

cd "$DOWNLOAD_DIR" || exit

# yt-dlp automatically checks for new videos
yt-dlp -o "%(title)s.%(ext)s" --download-archive archive.txt "$CHANNEL_URL"

# archive.txt used for maintaining previously archived vids

ETA: This is a good time to remind people to ae2.png.
The Archival tools thread has lots of good information and tools for easy bother-free archival. I'll repost these two handy tools;
1-click bookmarks to archive content, the easiest and laziest way of contributing to the forum.
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Website:
Code:
javascript:void(open('http://archive.md/?run=1&url=%27+encodeURIComponent(document.location)))
Youtube:
Code:
javascript:void(open('https://preservetube.com/save?url=%27+encodeURIComponent(document.location)))
 
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Yes it's pretty easy, this is what I did running on cron at 10m intervals;
Code:
#!/bin/bash

# Channel to archive.
CHANNEL_URL="https://www.youtube.com/c/CHANNEL_TO_ARCHIVE"

# Directory where you want to save archives
DOWNLOAD_DIR="$HOME/Downloads/ARCHIVEEVERYTHING"

mkdir -p "$DOWNLOAD_DIR"

cd "$DOWNLOAD_DIR" || exit

# yt-dlp automatically checks for new videos
yt-dlp -o "%(title)s.%(ext)s" --download-archive archive.txt "$CHANNEL_URL"

# archive.txt used for maintaining previously archived vids

ETA: This is a good time to remind people to View attachment 7088753.
The Archival tools thread has lots of good information and tools for easy bother-free archival. I'll repost these two handy tools;
1-click bookmarks to archive content, the easiest and laziest way of contributing to the forum.
View attachment 7088757
View attachment 7088759
Website:
Code:
javascript:void(open('http://archive.md/?run=1&url=%27+encodeURIComponent(document.location)))
Youtube:
Code:
javascript:void(open('https://preservetube.com/save?url=%27+encodeURIComponent(document.location)))
Well the good news is according the Bitesize, almost all of Josh’s videos are archived somewhere, they’re just not all compiled together in one easy place. It’s a Christmas miracle we have any of his GothicKingCobra52 and early years content left because not everyone back then was concerned with preservation. And there wasn’t nearly as much attention on him as there is these days. Massive circle of protection around archive channels.
 
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Isn't your answer to this problem to somehow prevent edit/clip channels from existing? You mention "gatekeeping" a lot, that's what you're talking about right?
No like Bkue here said
Imagine if null did not enforce people to not be gayopping faggots here, Imagine if the community did not. Imagine what kind of cesspool it would turn into. I think if you are shining a light on a retard for superchats and laughs you do have a responsibility to discourage people from being faggots.
It’s about moderation. A lot of these channels don’t moderate the comments. They let people say whatever they want, they let people spread misinformation, they let people get worked up over bs and encourage others to glasstap and harass and make no effort to shut it down, delete those comments, or disprove misinformation or a-log fanfiction because all engagement is good engagement. Just like how the subreddit was basically completely unmoderated which led to it getting shut down.

It’s far too late now but the issue isn’t that there’s channels of all these clip shows grifting on whatever they can for super chats it’s that they made no effort to discourage bad actors and in fact basically incentivized it because the more controversial cobra is the more views they get. They started willfully making mountains out of molehills and drumming up controversy because that gets the most views.

As a consequence of there being nobody discouraging bad actors or deleting their obvious a-log/schitzo nonsense there’s been a massive increase in a-logging and glass tapping and it absolutely destroyed the content. You have people sending him sauce sandwiches and all manner of gay-ops in the hopes of getting their shit clipped and having their 5 minutes of fame “I was the one who sent the sauce sandwich that was me!” They’d brag in bitesize’s comments about it.

They’ll (rightfully) discourage sending cobra money because it discourages him from making any content but they don’t discourage, y’know, sending police for a wellness check in the midst of his stream. Why? Well clipping cobra getting interrupted and flipping out over getting bullshit wellness checks is gonna do big numbers for their channels! And now for a doesn’t go live. He uploads ham sandwich videos. That’s all we get now. Why would he go live if every time he does he gets harassed by police and doordashers?
 
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I like your content, aside from probably walnut grove it’s the best. It’s just your audience. All this stuff has attracted undesirables and we’re seeing the consequences of it in real time
The alog crowd is lukewarm to Seizure at BEST because he doesnt spend all his time talking about how evil Josh is or how he doesnt really have aspergers. Go browse theboglim.com to see for yourself. I'm sure they still consume Seizure's content, but they are not representative of his fans IMO. Listen to the call in shows, people are mostly having a laugh and arent antisocial freaks. You're way off the mark, I think.
 
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