Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Dozaemon said:
I don't really see the problem in that, to be honest, since I'm sure many people are involved with their partner's family. I love my in-laws, and enjoy spending time with them, too.

Gotta admit that I haven't watched AL's entire video gallery, though, because I can only stand so much of her, so I don't know exactly how bad it is in her case.
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I love my in-laws as well, and of course we are involved. Unlike AL though, I am a welcome member of the family, and have "earned" my place in the family. The problem with AL is how rapidly she assumes her place in her various partners' families. You would have to see her videos in order to know how awkward that particular video is in a long string of awkward family moment videos.
 
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Ambaby said:
I love my in-laws as well, and of course we are involved. Unlike AL though, I am a welcome member of the family, and have "earned" my place in the family. The problem with AL is how rapidly she assumes her place in her various partners' families. You would have to see her videos in order to know how awkward that particular video is in a long string of awkward family moment videos.
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It really is cringe to watch her interact with dustins family. Pretty gross really, considering the circumstances. She shoved her way into that family and imposed on everyone. I'm sure she ruined their furiniture, ate all of their food and was just plain rude most of the time. She never once paid or contributed or offered to help and didn't even think to. Who even does that?

What I thought was ridiculous was her being sad that dustins family didn't reach out to her after the breakup. Of course they wouldn't, they were glad to get rid of her. She's like a Fucking parasite.
 
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and i formerly introduce the mascot of this thread Amberpuff!!
 
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In her latest video she says Krystle is coming to visit, and afterwards big AL is going to stay with her in Virginia for a while. AL got a new place to stay and it's at her ex-gf's, WHAT A SURPRISE. It's apparently temporary but gurlllllllll

I wanna see some juicy content of Krystle meeting the infamous Destiny though :lol:
 
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cheat-day-bitches said:
It really is cringe to watch her interact with dustins family. Pretty gross really, considering the circumstances. She shoved her way into that family and imposed on everyone. I'm sure she ruined their furiniture, ate all of their food and was just plain rude most of the time. She never once paid or contributed or offered to help and didn't even think to. Who even does that?
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Not to mention constantly blogging and recording them. I can't imagine how irritating it'd be to have a 500lb moon-faced narcissist walking around my house saying "slay gurllll, lezbereal" into a camera while I'm trying to spend time with my family.
 
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Bunny said:
Do you think she's large enough to have lymphedema yet? Do you think she needs help in the shower? Do you think she has to put powder/creams in her folds? Can she still wipe her ass? These are the questions I find myself asking bc I've been on a My 600lb Life kick lately and her life is headed there. Dr. Now would not put up with her shit.
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:cryblood: That's :horrifying:horrifying:horrifying: to think about. But I wouldn't be surprised.
 
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Bunny said:
Do you think she's large enough to have lymphedema yet? Do you think she needs help in the shower? Do you think she has to put powder/creams in her folds? Can she still wipe her ass? These are the questions I find myself asking bc I've been on a My 600lb Life kick lately and her life is headed there. Dr. Now would not put up with her shit.
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I've always wondered shit like this. I wonder if she can ever shave her armpits and legs anymore? Can she even wipe correctly? Can she even take care of her vagina? And then.... I get really grossed out because the amount of infections she must get is probably ridiculous. Between not showering regularly to not being able to even reach that well, I'm sure it's rampant.

And she swears up and down she doesn't stink but I beg to differ. I bet she smells really bad. Dustin must have a dulled sense of smell.

(Can you fucking imagine what that house smells like???? Ugh)
 
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Bunny said:
Do you think she's large enough to have lymphedema yet? Do you think she needs help in the shower? Do you think she has to put powder/creams in her folds? Can she still wipe her ass? These are the questions I find myself asking bc I've been on a My 600lb Life kick lately and her life is headed there. Dr. Now would not put up with her shit.
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Amberlynn probably smells something stale terrible after a long day of doing nothing. It is what it is. You can't be that huge and sweat naturally and smell nice. There's no way she can do any of the things necessary to maintain proper hygiene without extreme difficulty. I hate investigating so the look of somebody's body to be able say this, but her arms don't reach around like a normal sized human. If I lean down an inch I can touch my knee. She can't do that. There's no way she can do half the things a normal person can like shave, wipe her ass, clip her toenails, and if she can it's with extreme difficulty. She probably perfumes her clothes just for backup.

With all that in mind and the worst mental image imaginable, not unlike something from a nightmare, I would think without clothes to hide her mass Amberlynn probably has sores and many other terrible visual horrors that would concern any sensible doctor. I don't know why she and Density broke up but I'd be willing to go out on a limb and say it might have something to do with the progressive ballooning into an invalid cheeto-gobbling sea creature.

With all that said, Amberlynn is in full capacity to better herself but she won't. She's got some type of self-defeating victim complex going on that keeps her from her long-term GOALZ. She knows she's a mess snd she probably wants to get better, but she doesn't wanna actually work to fix it.
 
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I remember in one of her hauls she had a huge shower stick that Destiny shouted out from the background that big AL uses. So she probably uses that to get around everywhere. She probably showers once a week (giving her the benefit of the doubt here), but judging by some of her daily vlogs and snapchats she doesn't even bother to wash her face properly. She probably smells like a huge cloud of drug mart perfume (her cheap collection) and cat litter.
 
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She is large enough to have lyphedema, just look at her ham hocks of legs. As for the smell, she probably does stink. Her hygiene sucks. She doesn't clean her clothes properly, wears the same bra, and I believe she wore a shirt that her animals pissed on like it was nothing, eugh. She uses those cheapo perfumes to mask the terrible odour.

Also, she can't bother to clean her face... not even a makeup wipe! Now that she's using foundation I'm sure she's just clogging her pores which will lead to acne. She'll be a literal moonface soon enough, along with craters.

I can only imagine the sores and infections she has on her body. For someone her size, she probably sweats buckets which leads to yeast infections. She could probably supply a bread factory with how much she has going on. Plus, diabetics get more yeast infections than the average person. I have no doubt she has undiagnosed diabetes, and the fact she doesn't go see a regular doctor to confirm it speaks volumes. Also, her "mosquito bite" (beetus sore) is still on her arm on one of her recent vlogs.
 
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Bam_Margeras_Ass_Licker said:
Oh shit, Krystal will be arriving soon. Dun, dun, dun......
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If you're going to do a "Power of Makeup" video, then I don't want to see an end result where you look basically the same except for winged eyeliner and shittily applied nude lipstick. Where's the power, bitch?
 
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