C'mon. He proved to be a double agent.
Due to a flood of criticism? I see what you did there.
Any 'apology' would be as hollow and meaningless as every other combination of words to sound like one he has given before.
And it's a self inflicted. He's the one that insists he tell nobodies personal shit no one needs to know about. But he needs to try and create drama.
"Get it" is the new 'Okay'
Flexing a Toyota Corolla? lmao. Tell me you have no life without telling me.
There won't be any introspection, ever, Phil literally lacks the mental capacity for it. That's also why he's never experienced depression, he just cannot even wallow in his own mind, he just knows its a word people throw around that is supposed to bring pity and it kindda looks like sadness, so he tries to imitate it like a child tires to imitate being sick to avoid going to school. Hell, Phil even does the fake cough sometimes to beg for sympathy tips.
There isn't a lot of milk? I think you made a typo. There are some veritable classics in DSP's instagram, like this:
He does it, once in a while, on his Twitter. Like how a woman say something like “she’s leia from Star Wars”. Kind of like Phil saying “that’s like me”
He did have a fish tank and supplies on his e-whore throne account.
I think a better example would be he's Dawn Wiener from Welcome to the Dollhouse.
The problem I have with his tale is that it means she actually never listens to his crap but somehow miraculously heard this and never ever caught him making her look like shit to the interwebs.
Amazing opportunity to see in real time as the self-realization skills of Phil Burnell, the penultimate internet livestreamer and khantent creator activate and he comes to terms with the fact that the sycophantic users in his livestream chat have been sock accounts and trolls all along and he has no actual fans.
Phil & Rich were always meant to be together. They are both so alike yet possess their own brand of stupidty.
