StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content)

[clipartfan92]

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5AM looks a lot like Sam. You're so clever Styx, I tip my fedora to your boundless wit and cunning.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

For fuck sakes the owl looks like it has a giant boner.

Stolas really is going to fuck Tarl up the ass, isn't he?

 

[Robotic Kiwi]

I still don't get how this crossdressing retard Satanist grifting scum is so poor. He was at the top of YouTube's lolbertarian Trump simp grift for a few years. Surely he's made a few hundreds of thousands from all the dimwitted takes and China clickbait videos. Where did the money go?

Tarl Stated he paid off his student loans in one of his videos. He had a child so a good chunk of it was used for his child. Now he is using his money it for child support, buying a lot of biltong / other food items, liquor, and his current / future legal issues that are coming up.

I suspect he is probably buying materials that he cannot grow for his warlock larp/ editing job. I think he still has bitcoin he refuses to sell, which makes all his recent begging behavior all the more strange. He has donations open to BTC, ETH, LTC, Dogecoin, BCH and SHIB on his video descriptions, so he is holding.
Maybe he read the Dunwich Horror and related to it and is saving up his bitcoins to recreate the book, or finally realizes how deep his finances are going to take a hit from all the legal issues coming up.

 

[BradeRunna]

He injured himself "by accident" preforming both a protection spell and a magic missile spell on New Orleans and/or other people.
Acknowledge it is crazy, and disjointed Convoluted what-about-ism cope on Religion. Believes Stolas is his friend.

6:51 mark is where he insisting his beliefs are heck'n valid and smugly mocks the that people don't believe in magic because they believe in the power of prayer.

So he wants to use black magic to curse a whole city because he is a retarded dipshit that screwed around with an ex-girlfriend while in the city and it went badly. Everyone knows you don't fuck around with your ex whatever. They are an ex so you clearly didn't part on good terms. It's like retards that keep going back to the same store to shop lift after they already got banned from the store. You are supposed to stay the fuck away.

Styx has become the male version of those stupid women that believe in astrology and all that new age hippie retardation. I don't believe in the power of prayer myself, but this magic shit isn't real either.

Serves him right for worshipping a homosexual owl instead of the Lord.

This is why I never got devil worshippers. They're fucking retarded. If there are demons, and they're in Hell, that means there's someone who put them there. That someone would be the one to worship, not the LOSER who LOST and got sent to HELL.

None of that shit is real either. LOL

Demons are about as real as Santa Clause and the Easter Bunny. LOL

 

[Dude Snakes]

I admit the Church of Satan is funny tho
Like when they told Westboro to fuck off. Also there's Taylor Swift's previous form as Zenia LaVey.

I have seen them, it’s freaky how much they look alike.

 

[mickrussom]

he still has bitcoin he refuses to sell

no more than 30k @ 100k btc. i think about .3 to .5 btc max. sure, its a small but, but even in rutt-land, that isnt buying you an 50 year retirement.

so he is holding.

this dumb motherfucker tarl doesnt get by advertising his wallets and holding and not rinsing and or converting to gold or something like that that all his wealth can be confiscated by courts and shit. btc != anonymous money. he also talks about being a HODL fag so the courts and government know where this squirrel has his nuts. he is such a dumb fucking puke i hope the courts run his shit roughshod.

None of that shit is real either. LOL

Demons are about as real as Santa Clause and the Easter Bunny. LOL

sure about that? dont ever think for one minute that giving god the middle finger and going to legions of evil spirits will ever end well.

he trusted the demon stolas (stole-ass)
rose to great heights (for a guy living with mom and dad in a trailer sized house)
only to lose it all

there is a lesson in this.

I have seen them, it’s freaky how much they look alike.

Zeena Galatea Schreck LaVey

Taylor's father is a rich banker cunt. Dont think for a minute that these rich and famous "celebs" are random.

Taylor Swifts clone-parent also appeared in a 1980s glamour gals commercial

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMYSRqbYFOA

NASA and JPL was Jack Parsons, satanic evil.

https://www.supercluster.com/editorial/the-occult-history-behind-nasas-jet-propulsion-laboratory

https://www.sciencehistory.org/stories/disappearing-pod/the-sex-cult-antichrist-who-rocketed-us-to-space-part-1/

Read about how Parsons tried cult ritual shit on his own kid. Truly a fuckup.

Hollywood has a huge amount of occult bullshit going on to boot. Going down this rabbit hole is JFK-esque.

 

[Malikov]

Well, dude lived in Holland and didn't pick up the lingo which for English speakers is almost like falling off a log, so .......

Always found his poor grasp of the Dutch language bizarre when I watched his videos a few years back. It's like he never made a serious attempt to settle there and integrate. Dutch is an easy language to learn for English speakers (prob the easiest) so I'm guessing he was either too lazy to learn it or thought that as an American learning a foreign language was beneath him.

 

[Nig Nog Neanderthal]

Always found his poor grasp of the Dutch language bizarre when I watched his videos a few years back. It's like he never made a serious attempt to settle there and integrate. Dutch is an easy language to learn for English speakers (prob the easiest) so I'm guessing he was either too lazy to learn it or thought that as an American learning a foreign language was beneath him.

He learned to read food labels well, since he did the shopping. If you are a homebody and your woman speaks English well, you can manage to skip the immersion experience. I've never been to that country, but my classmate in high school spent a semester there and came back conversant in Dutch. She said it was very easy, though she had never studied a foreign language before.

 

[Hoodwinker]

Always found his poor grasp of the Dutch language bizarre when I watched his videos a few years back. It's like he never made a serious attempt to settle there and integrate. Dutch is an easy language to learn for English speakers (prob the easiest) so I'm guessing he was either too lazy to learn it or thought that as an American learning a foreign language was beneath him.

Hermits have no desire to interact with others, if anything his inability to understand and talk to people must've been a huge relief for him. It was probably his golden ticket to force his ex wife to do plebeian, worldly tasks so he could focus on his much more important voodoo gremlin work.

 

[BradeRunna]

sure about that? dont ever think for one minute that giving god the middle finger and going to legions of evil spirits will ever end well.

he trusted the demon stolas (stole-ass)
rose to great heights (for a guy living with mom and dad in a trailer sized house)
only to lose it all

there is a lesson in this.

Yes, 100% sure.

If you think demons are real then you have to be one of those retarded adults that still believes in Santa Clause.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

Who did Dark Lord Warwick smite with a death spell this time? Is he retconning hurricane Katrina claiming he caused it with a time travel spell? Or did he cast another hemorrhoid curse on @Laylithe ? Sam better cast the protectus-deflectus to send the flare up back to Tarl just in case.

Better the protectus-deflectus than the fetus-deletus.

 

[mickrussom]

Better the protectus-deflectus than the fetus-deletus.

it sickens me tarl forced samantha keister to abort his child. what a fucking piece of shit. she clearly wasnt big on abortions. tarl is a scared pussy who failed at his single task, to father his children. he murdered one child in the womb and abandoned the other and wrote her a grimoire as compensation. what a fuck.

 

[Robotic Kiwi]

Notable Clips With Timestamps from the 3/14/2025 Livestream: Friday LIVE: Bantz and Rants!

8:26 - 11:48 Eats ketchup directly from the bottle.

Anton (Styx's Biltong / Meat sponsor) sent him some new ketchup, and Styx wanted to open it up and try it out on stream. He struggled to open the bottle, makes a sexual innuendo of it being tight (its a pull off tab to preserve freshness) and drinks it straight from the bottle like he is drinking a been, remarking on it, and putting it down onto a pile of coins on his desk. Has a mini rant on bovrite, and goes for another swig of the Desk Ketchup, and comments about how good it is again. It is reveled that Anton is spicing this lolcow up, sending him some mustard and seseme/ weed combo that tastes like something you put on bread, remarking on it pairing well with boiled food for Easter.

17:10 -19:36 Denial. He is not destroying the brand

A fan tries to tell Tarl Warwick nicely he is destroying his brand and making it harder for those interested in his work to share it out. This falls on deaf ears, thinking its not a problem. Tarl just wants to have fun in his bantz streams, talking about whatever he is promped on his "normal" streams are more geared toward news (#News #live is still in the description of his bantz stream). After a long pause, he remarks how there are turned on female clankers in his audience every day (this is not a age restricted stream). Another pause and the cope about how he is dressed silly and refuses to take life seriously taking out a cutlass to show to the audience, after saying that being serious after 2016 is a bad thing for him. Invites people to see how he was pre-2016, and insists his way of dressing and non-normal way doing things is how he go over half a million subscribers.

21:59- 22:41 Magic Meditation

A fan thanks him for meditation techniques. Styx refers to that mediation as gathering energy, noting it takes him longer to "Bring it back up" from the bottom to top faster than top to bottom, and cycles this energy. He does this while on his back, has fallen asleep doing this, and claims to have weird dreams after this. Tarl Warwick casts magic this way.

Spoiler: Remarks

What the fuck. Imagine walking into the room with a still, scarecrow-like figure in that getup on their back slightly rocking like a upside down turtle, surrounded by sigils, booze bottles, and blood covered crystals. That is what his ex's probably had to encounter whenever he practiced this ritual. It is a good thing he was kicked out of his Netherland house, that shit is insane and his child should not be anywhere near it.

27:21-28:10 More Paganism and Apatheism

Copium Poppies talks about his religion he made, which prompts Styxhexenhammer666 into talking about religion. Styx wants more Paganism in the world. Styx Declares himself to be a Apatheist while saying it is impossible to know if any creative force or god is real, and to just choose the one that fits your desires (which ones are the most interesting; makes the best music, want him enjoy his vices and nature, and getting away from "Human artifice")

Spoiler: Apatheism Definition

From Wikipedia: Apatheism (/ˌæpəˈθiːɪzəm/; a portmanteau of apathy and theism) is the attitude of apathy toward the existence or non-existence of God(s). It is more of an attitude rather than a belief, claim, or belief system.[1][2][3] The term was coined by Canadian sociologist Stuart Johnson.

35:22 -36:47 Locking away the crazy and Stephen's Mom

Styx jokes about stealing this guys mothers onstream after this guy told him that his mother likes how Styx looks, saying its ok to be horny on a bantz stream (not a age restricted stream). Addresses those critical of him going crazy on stream, saying he locks away the crazy on his normal News streams to be semi-normal so that people can know the news. Its only when its a slow news day does he start "cutting loose and just have a nice, funny conversation with people". He also doesn't Fuck on the first date and stated "I actually do have standards I'm not a complete hedonist ", then immediately backtracks to say he does Fuck on the first date depending on the circumstances.

40:47- 41:36 How he met his 2 Ex-Wives.

if its his channel and a bantz stream, he can Perv on his female fans. Tarl Warwick states that Fans have been propositioning him for the last 15 years, mentioning he he met his First wife on ICQ and his second wife on YouTube.

41:36-42:00 and 42:14-43:06 Will not show flintlock, doesn't want to get raided. Sleeps next to several machetes

Reluctant to show flintlocks, says he does own one currently, doesn't think its not included due it being a black powder gun. Still does not want to get raided, and needs to check in with State law in Vermont and Louisiana law. Tarl States he does not want to go back to jail, and
"I'm not interested in getting put back into jail needlessly, and I've got so many blades around me and a Fucking flail and everything else it's not really a problem". He then lists all the other weapons and body armor he has next to him when he sleeps.

Spoiler: Remarks

Tarl Warwick musing on a livestream about going above and beyond the Raphamale route of dealing with police officers trying to wake him up was not on my bingo card for this year.

1:01:32-1:02:37 Algorithm punishment, blood rituals re-confirmed, and Plan on getting firearms back

Thinks Algorithm is punishing him, since far fewer people are tuning in to his livestreams. He also re-confirms he was doing blood rituals on the night of Thursday March 13th 2025, after wondering why so few people streams. Mentions that after the court case, a motion will be filed and he will get his firearms back. After a pause, mentions judge shopping and moving down to the Fifth District of Texas where they are amenable to firearm rights, but time and money are a problem for him for this plan.

Nothing says he is Innocent of Domestic Violence like Tarl Warwick musing on a livestream to the public about judge-shopping and moving to the 5th district in Texas to avoid the current firearms laws in his state to get his guns back.

 

[Mr. Frank Einstein Ràtheo]

And now for the feature presentation…

 

[anscochrome]

Anton (Styx's Biltong / Meat sponsor) sent him some new ketchup, and Styx wanted to open it up and try it out on stream. He struggled to open the bottle, makes a sexual innuendo of it being tight (its a pull off tab to preserve freshness) and drinks it straight from the bottle like he is drinking a been, remarking on it, and putting it down onto a pile of coins on his desk. Has a mini rant on bovrite, and goes for another swig of the Desk Ketchup, and comments about how good it is again. It is reveled that Anton is spicing this lolcow up, sending him some mustard and seseme/ weed combo that tastes like something you put on bread, remarking on it pairing well with boiled food for Easter.

Does Anton not care that this assclown could cast a bad, negative light on his business? If he generated 2000 customers over three years by associating with Tarl, and those 2000 customers now fall away due to Tarl's antics, does he not care about loss of revenue? Or, is any loss of revenue that was gained has merely become "shrink" in the retail sense, and it doesn't matter one iota? Is bad association not in Anton's lexicon?

If I truly wanted products of the nature offered by Anton, I think I would look for a supplier that is NOT associated with Tarl, if I were a person with a modicum of scruples.

 

[Vassal]

Well, dude lived in Holland and didn't pick up the lingo which for English speakers is almost like falling off a log, so .......

He also didn't learn to ride a bike. In the fucking Netherlands. I think I even remember him talking about it being "dangerous".

Does Anton not care that this assclown could cast a bad, negative light on his business? If he generated 2000 customers over three years by associating with Tarl, and those 2000 customers now fall away due to Tarl's antics, does he not care about loss of revenue? Or, is any loss of revenue that was gained has merely become "shrink" in the retail sense, and it doesn't matter one iota? Is bad association not in Anton's lexicon?

If I truly wanted products of the nature offered by Anton, I think I would look for a supplier that is NOT associated with Tarl, if I were a person with a modicum of scruples.

Part of me wonders if Anton's supporting him out of a sense of obligation, because I think Anton started asking for a shout out on Tarl's streams shortly after starting his business. Still... can only go on for so long.

 

[Señora Airi]

Yes, 100% sure.

If you think demons are real then you have to be one of those retarded adults that still believes in Santa Clause.

1. It's Claus, not Clause. You're just naming the movie series.
2. Santa is a real person who punched heretics.

 

[EnglishHard]

To long time Kiwis out there/here - are there any threads as good as this one? Can you guys recommend? Done Amanda Morris, Vickers Family and Holland Proudfoot so far. None of these can touch this thread.

 

[mickrussom]

To long time Kiwis out there/here - are there any threads as good as this one? Can you guys recommend? Done Amanda Morris, Vickers Family and Holland Proudfoot so far. None of these can touch this thread.

between this, the social comments, and the kino casino teardown, this is a pretty active thread with a fairly "normal" guy turning into a fucking shitshow of a lolcow fairly suddenly. this fucking ass has been hemorrhaging viewers on his faggot livestreams and he is blaming the algos and not the drunken groping, cringe as fuck leaks, piles of bpd chicks trying to out him as a fuck ass, abandoned his daughter, forced his ex to abort his unborn child, and worships a demon stole-ass and puts hazbin helluva boss fag art and cringe shit all over the place while doing blood magic on his ex girlfriend with stolen vials of blood while living at home with mom and dad being nigger rich, probably making 100,000 k peak but being so nigger rich he cant make bail while getting fucked in the ass in a nawlins prison and having to sleep next to a toilet during his prison stay to stop the rape. this is pretty decent shitshow. fuck even 4chan had a few threads show up for this lolcow fucking loser tarl.

 

[Cthulus Nutsack]

it sickens me tarl forced samantha keister to abort his child. what a fucking piece of shit. she clearly wasnt big on abortions. tarl is a scared pussy who failed at his single task, to father his children. he murdered one child in the womb and abandoned the other and wrote her a grimoire as compensation. what a fuck.

You are insane if you believe anything that crazy bitch says. Both her and her nazi tranny admirer are lolcows in their own right. Styx is just an absolute cringe lord but those two are attention whores to an almost dangerous level.