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Phil would buy a cheese pizza and put extra cheese on it. A whole block of it, in fact.
"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow
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I raped a dog 2day
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We’re finally getting a sequel to the vodka ogre story arch. This should be entertaining.
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This guy has a wrap sheet too. A bunch of fare evasion charges, theft, disorderly conduct, and unlawful possession of a firearm.
I guess we know who the real crime minister of antifa is.
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That would be kinda cute if it wasn't so pathetic.
Taters, we know you watch this, nobody here is afraid of you or your attempt to larp as a Palestinian.
Or just walk leisurely away. Taters would get winded after waddling a few steps then have to sit down, catch his breath and eat a block of cheese before getting the strength to continue.
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The official KiwiFarms Passover seder will be taking place in the apartment next door to Phil's on April 12th.
I have a case of kosher wine from Israel, so you can leave the Manischewitz at home.
A zissen Pesach and l'shana haba b'Yerushalayim!
I have a case of kosher wine from Israel, so you can leave the Manischewitz at home.
A zissen Pesach and l'shana haba b'Yerushalayim!
Sonichu-choo trainwreck
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oh my, I didn't think Phil ever actually got to the point in a relationship where "should pull out?" was even a question
but NO!!!!!
Kiwi-ops is playing 12th dimensional hide-n-seek against Phil's 2 dimensional hungry-hungry hippos
kiwi operatives have already reported on this very page they are living in Phil's walls... and that post of Phil's lets kiwi sigint know Phil doesn't even know
soon the potato crop they planted in the compost pile of Phil's apartment will be ready for the fascist harvest and subsequent Phil-displacement
I've already had a Rabbi Kiwitz give the Borei Pri Ha'adama blessing to those kosher spuds.
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I could call a cab and faff around on my phone for a few minutes while I wait for it to get here before Philthy could shuffle all his blubber over to me.
Sonichu-choo trainwreck
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whatever happened to junkarella, that junkie dude who "transitioned" by changing his name and that's about it
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In fairness, Phil has genocided many potatoes over the year.
And pizza. And cheese.
He's a real terror in the "inanimate foodstuffs" diaspora. The Black Masticator. The Midnight Snacker. El Chompo Malagroso. He Who Walks in The Dairy Aisles. Kalorie Kount 666.
I mean, you saw what Phil did to that poor frozen pizza. Food is terrified of him!
... or would be, if he wasn't so fat and harmless.
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He only ever cannibalizes potatoes after they've already been killed by someone else.
The one time he tried to take on a potato that wasn't already dead, he lost a knife fight to it, despite the potato being completely unarmed.
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No one is mad that this retard made a Palestinian pizza. We're laughing at the fact that you put toppings on a DiGiorno pizza and acting like that's actually doing something
Imagine believing that eating a fucking pizza from Walmart somehow kills Israeli soldier, like the how the fuck are you even that retarded.
Maybe if you decorate a McDonald's burger with pickles, mayo and ketchup you'll take out Netanyahu
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I am kind of amused at choosing a pork product to put on his Muslim supporting pizza.
His pathetic tard larps have no depth to them at all. He literally knows nothing about what he pretends to be.
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I was once in a supermarket and this guy who looked none-too-bright wandered up to me at random and asked what that "sweet Jew wine" was called. That stuff is absolute shit for stewbums.
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He posts infrequently. He got his hands on a car and is living in it.
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There's cheaper options out there if all you want to get is drunk and don't care how it tastes. And there's much better kosher wines than Manischewitz.
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Is Phil still simping for the Russian invasion of Ukraine? Did anyone tell him that put him squarely in support of JD Vance?
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Even before they revamped everything, Pizza Hut was always meh pizza. You can usually always get better from local places.
Pizza Hut in countries like China and Saudi Arabia have lost the plot. Seems like they're trying to be like upscale and goyslop at the same time. Who is their target demographic even? Tourists?
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If you scroll down his Twitter feed there's a video where you can finally hear his turbo autist mushmouth voice
He's a dead ringer for walt jr
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Everyone is talking about the pepperoni, but I immediately zeroed in on the fact that, being a literal SPED retard, Phil doesn't have the fine motor skill mastery to slice the green bell pepper into small strips so they would cook evenly with the rest of the toppings and instead just hacked them into huge chunks and piled them on the bottom like a 3-year-old. Maybe Phil is so into his Muslim larp because the Middle East is full of fellow ugly, gross, thumb-headed, low-IQ genetic fuck-ups like himself from all the inbreeding.
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If you ever get the chance to try it in countries where it's decent, it's well, decent. It's not going to come close to any proper Italian restaurant, American pizza is just a pancake with a calorie bomb on top but I digress.
They're aiming to be a restaurant. Those countries don't have a football/sports culture where a bunch of people get together to watch various colours of niggers play with balls while consuming goyslop. They have the market pinned down perfectly, just like KFC. McDonald's on the other hand isn't as popular because they didn't understand local customs.