Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[snort beg snort]

Most men prefer youthful looking women just keep it of-age doodt

 

[mars]

If she ain't got a goiter he ain't gonna boink her.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Most men prefer youthful looking women just keep it of-age doodt

It is biology. For a retard Josh does pretty well coping with that compared to many other thread subjects. Besides, Cobra's porn choices are public. He is not searching "teen" "barely legal teen" "hot little girls" "barely 18". Josh's porn searches are "BIG TIT LESBIANS" "BIG TIT MILFS" "BIG TIT GOTH"
https://www.xvideos.com/profiles/kingcobra666420

try again alogs.

 

[Love Is Blue]

I hate about him is his obvious attraction to younger women

Ozzy's grandkids don't arouse Cobes trole

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

I hate about him is his obvious attraction to younger women, I think he projects when he says he hates sickos.

I've been following Cobes for a long time and I've never got this impression from him. Don't let Reddit cloud your judgement.

 

[Lake Cresva Diver]

I don't know why you guys are concerned about him and children, a fat 4 year old could escape him unless locked in the bog lair which he never leaves.

 

[Potion_Time]

Referring to himself in third person as "the Cobra" is MDWU.

Fuck with the Cobra, bet bit.

Simple as, toobz.

 

[JeffreyMaxwell]

I like reading the comments on recent "Josh Saunders 666" videos and troll channel videos because you can find reddit/facebook faggots genuinely malding about Cobes. Here are some examples from his latest "food hack"

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Man, these people really are such fucking faggots. But most of modern culture is just folks going around and acting like neo-commie drag queens, so no wonder they are all so catty, effeminate, and self-important.

 

[Fishcakes]

the only aspect I hate about him is his obvious attraction to younger women

What is this based on? Of all the far too many hours of Cobra content I've never gotten this impression at all, seems weird to even bring it up.

 

[Big Nasty]

I like his use of a derivative version of the old Brazilian Air Force "smokin' cobra" logo.

 

[Potion_Time]

What is this based on? Of all the far too many hours of Cobra content I've never gotten this impression at all, seems weird to even bring it up.

If you haven't noticed his regular intrusive thoughts involving young children then you haven't been watching. He regularly says strange things about Ozzy's grand kids and how he would never harm them. Every time he starts talking about how he wouldn't hurt children it's always completely apropos of nothing.

 

[Dick Pooman]

Josh's porn searches are "BIG TIT LESBIANS" "BIG TIT MILFS" "BIG TIT GOTH"

In other words, there isn't a single straight porn video to be seen on Josh's playlist. Many have speculated this!

When exactly was the moment Cobes became a full on mainstream cow? Was it when Bog Chron started his channel (which I just found out was 2021)?

This thread went from like 3 or 4 active users to dozens when the "Cobra getting drunk and falling on his cigarette" video was featured on the site so I always say that's the catalyst. He also really picked up steam when Covid hit and he started doing the DTTS streams. That's when people started shifting more towards fucking with him to get a reaction.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

In other words, there isn't a single straight porn video to be seen on Josh's playlist. Many have speculated this!

Admittedly I only did a cursory glance at that degeneracy but the only "boy/girl" porn I noticed was "big titty squirting lesbian riding sex doll". Josh is extremely homophobic and only watches lesbo porn and solo women on chaturbate, it is why I do not buy the story of him tag teaming a pregnant chick in the back of Chris' van. I cannot see him whipping his dick out, or being next to Chris with his dick out. I will go to my grave swearing it was only a lie to get back at Steph for her admitting she cheated.

 

[Dick Pooman]

Admittedly I only did a cursory glance

I scrolled down to the bottom and it's wall-to-wall Lesbian videos. Lots of piss play stuff, too.

 

[ASeabear8952]

Kino Casino gonna talk about Cobes tonight.

They also watched @SeizureRobot5000 ’s DSP animation the other night.

 

[bigphizz]

DankNet was the first. I remember the flood gates first opened with him.

I joined in during that era and even I feel like an old head compared to the newfags

 

[Pink Hotel On The Corner]

What is this based on? Of all the far too many hours of Cobra content I've never gotten this impression at all, seems weird to even bring it up.

I think he is projecting, performative morality, the more he keeps talking about how he ISN'T a sicko. How he HATES the movie 'cuties'. Like the time he said to Warlord randomly how much he hates pedofiles randomly. Even Warlord was like "why are you talking about this". Or "I hate Sickos more than I love Ozzy" I'm not calling him a ped or a threat to society. I just think he is probably attracted to younger women.

 

[Epikusername4]

I think he is projecting, performative morality, the more he keeps talking about how he ISN'T a sicko. How he HATES the movie 'cuties'. Like the time he said to Warlord randomly how much he hates pedofiles randomly. Even Warlord was like "why are you talking about this". Or "I hate Sickos more than I love Ozzy" I'm not calling him a ped or a threat to society. I just think he is probably attracted to younger women.

yeah thats normal show a 50 year old a picture of an attractive 20 something year old and he'll be like thats hot doesnt mean hes a creep or will go after her

 

[Acceptable]

he might just have a slight bit of OCD. intrusive thoughts can make someone act like that and doesnt make them a pedo.

 

[Muze]

Drink combo

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