Bad Plastic Surgery - all the pics

[Hubelublub]

Whether she also sucks Arab cock in Dubai for 6 figures is her business.

Fren, you're on KiwiFarms, a gossip forum where we talk about shit that is none of our business.

 

[NoBueno]

Fren, you're on KiwiFarms, a gossip forum where we talk about shit that is none of our business.

Well after her last kid she seems to be back competing on the yachting circuit, advertising with lingerie photoshoots and on the redcarpet, along with the usual suspects. Have to maintain that lifestyle somehow. Having a billionaire as a client also opens you up to business connections.

I wonder if she uses the same Dubai Plastic surgeon since shes 43 now.

 

[Dr. Butt]

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I just don't believe that even after being cut off from a "portion" of the inheritance, she didn't still have more money than any of us will see in our lifetimes. And I don't think anyone would believe she's had sex with more people (for free or not) than Lindsay Lohan just by virtue of the fac[t] that Lohan was new money/self-made and wouldn't have been protected from having to Requiem-for-a-Dream it to keep a roof over her head/buy her gross dad a new car.
Sorry, I just don't believe a woman with investments and savings accounts can truly be considered a professional whore if she started doing it after establishing said investments and savings accounts. And without the incentive of actual financial need, I don't believe such a woman could have the motivation to be in the league of the biggest whores on the planet.

 

[NotClavicular]

Looksmaxxer roids and gets surgery to become a 'mogger'
What he currently looks like:



What he looked like before:




Unfortunately for him he was ridiculed after being seen candid in a street interview video

https://www.tiktok.com/@androgen.ic

Edit: Accidentally posted before I finished the post

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

I just don't believe that even after being cut off from a "portion" of the inheritance, she didn't still have more money than any of us will see in our lifetimes. And I don't think anyone would believe she's had sex with more people (for free or not) than Lindsay Lohan just by virtue of the fac[t] that Lohan was new money/self-made and wouldn't have been protected from having to Requiem-for-a-Dream it to keep a roof over her head/buy her gross dad a new car.
Sorry, I just don't believe a woman with investments and savings accounts can truly be considered a professional whore if she started doing it after establishing said investments and savings accounts. And without the incentive of actual financial need, I don't believe such a woman could have the motivation to be in the league of the biggest whores on the planet.

Like I mentioned before, my understanding is that the blonde bimbo thing is a character. It's not hard to believe the descendants of a business magnate might have some business sense of their own.

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

She is and that lends some credence to the claim. We also live in an era where people do some bizarre shit for publicity. Porn is essentially legal prostitution for cucks. That said, Paris Hilton is a big enough name to pull the big bucks. Fucking Hawk Tuah girl got something like $600K to appear at an event. Paris Hilton could easily pull a few million for a show.

She has also made hundreds of millions on her perfumes plus all the other things she has shilled. She doesnt need to turn tricks

 

[Pina Colada]

Eh, maybe she still does, maybe she doesn't (as much). I'm certain she's invested a vast majority of her assets from her older and newer products (most recent I've seen in stores are bed sets/pillowcases and skincare stuff besides her perfumes), shows, publicity stunts, and other bells and whistles from her heyday; inheritance and hooking be damned, she's got the brains to keep her coasting for 10 lifetimes without going for broke. Paris is a very fascinating woman.

 

[NoBueno]

inheritance and hooking be damned, she's got the brains to keep her coasting for 10 lifetimes without going for broke. Paris is a very fascinating woman.

Maybe more interesting than you bargained for

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

Maybe more interesting than you bargained for
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I wouldn't think too hard about the "That's hot" comment. It's her catchphrase and not meant in a sexual way. Its current-year equivalent would be "Yaas kween, slay!"

 

[Hubelublub]

"Yaas kween, slay!"

Only said by monarchists with homicidal tendencies.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Unfortunately for him he was ridiculed after being seen candid in a street interview video

Can't help but think incels like this are gay due to their obession with how other men think of them.

 

[cybertoaster]

In high school when we women talked about boobs we also talked about trading boobs, i.e. you can have my big boobs and I can have smaller boobs or you can have part of my boobs so it evens out. There's nothing wrong with either or, as long as it isn't causing you health problems or too goddamn much unwanted attention.


Shoutouts to women who want to stop being flat or looking like kids and wear more shirts that look good with boobs, shoutouts to big boobed women who want to wear normal fucking shirts and much less back pain and have conversations where men look them in the eyes and aren't harrassed as much (sho bob).

That character is flat and uses pads...

And she looks like this now

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All those procedures makes her look like a 50 something golddigger on her third husband.

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Its rare to see a celeb ruining her face so much I can't even think of a joke about it.

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It's confusing to me why they'd put someone so obviously plastic'd out as their press secretary when they're constantly making jokes about women with plastic surgery. Girl needs to be careful with all those injectables. I'm an idiot, but it does look like she's really pushed it to the max with the botox lip flip and filler in her naturally deep nasolabial folds. I think she also had botox put on the sides of her nose to make it appear less broad when she smiles and talks. She really has that WASP-y no-top-lip thing going for her.

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She was a bit homely but looked way better than with the current funeral home-grade makeup.

Paris Hilton and Sasha Grey used to travel the world DJing at various events. But it was the cover for the real bookings they had at the 6-star hotels they were staying in nearby.

Sasha sure, she was a colossal whore even for porn standards, and most pornstars are known to work as escorts too, but Paris? nah. In case zoomers are reading this let me explain: she was hawk tuah times a million, like nobody knows about that hick outside our borders but Paris was known worldwide, she was the first of the famous-for-nothing types, she made BANK for over a decade getting paid just to show up and do cameos, sold all kinds of merch, she's loaded always been. Is she a whore? yeah, in the sense she has taken more dicks than all the landmines in vietnam, but out of her own volition, not for money.

Just like now, when a girl flies into Dubai, everyone knows whats going on

Those girls are nobodies, having 5k simps and bots following you on insta is nothing, at best you get to beg some companies to give you freebies like makeup and shit. When some sheik tells one of these hookers to fuck a camel for $50,000 that's more money than these hoes make in a year, most OF "models" earn less than working at mcdonalds, $180 a month.

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How the hell you manage to fuck up your nose like that?

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

the former owner of h-cups

Holy shit, my back hurts just thinking about that. Having anything above D sucks, but good lord.

The thing with all of these plastic surgery junkies is that it must be a hassle to get clothes that fit. I'm sure they have the money to get them custom tailored, but that just seems tedious. It's hard enough finding clothes if you have big tits or are really tall or short.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole 2]

Sasha sure, she was a colossal whore even for porn standards, and most pornstars are known to work as escorts too, but Paris? nah. In case zoomers are reading this let me explain: she was hawk tuah times a million, like nobody knows about that hick outside our borders but Paris was known worldwide, she was the first of the famous-for-nothing types, she made BANK for over a decade getting paid just to show up and do cameos, sold all kinds of merch, she's loaded always been. Is she a whore? yeah, in the sense she has taken more dicks than all the landmines in vietnam, but out of her own volition, not for money.

Then Laurence Fishburne's daughter saw how the "sex tape" thing worked out for Paris and Kim Kardashian...

 

[NoBueno]

I've been looking at articles about Plastic Surgery before and afters.

But theres a new Korean show that came out that's supposed to be about plastic surgery "glow-ups". However everyones been commenting they look uncanny and mostly worse.

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

But theres a new Korean show that came out that's supposed to be about plastic surgery "glow-ups". However everyones been commenting they look uncanny and mostly worse.

So basically The Swan.

 

[breadandcircuses]

And she looks like this now

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All those procedures makes her look like a 50 something golddigger on her third husband.

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Late, I know, but she looks like the family matriarch on some prime time soap like Dallas or Dynasty about to tell off her bitch daughter in law that isn't how this family does things.

 

[Mao Hao Hao]

I've been looking at articles about Plastic Surgery before and afters.
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But theres a new Korean show that came out that's supposed to be about plastic surgery "glow-ups". However everyones been commenting they look uncanny and mostly worse.
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Those Korean girls did not need plastic surgery at all. I feel like just changing up hairstyles, makeup techniques, clothing and dieting/exercise would have had better effects overall on how they appear, rather than turning themselves into horrible dorito clones with ugly noses.

 

[Opal Mermaid]

Those Korean girls did not need plastic surgery at all. I feel like just changing up hairstyles, makeup techniques, clothing and dieting/exercise would have had better effects overall on how they appear, rather than turning themselves into horrible dorito clones with ugly noses.

Korean plastic surgeons give all of these girls the exact same face. I'm not even trying to be racist, they all are modeled after the K-Pop standard.

 

[Myrtle the Turtle]

And she looks like this now

Wtf is it with celebrity women bleaching their eyebrows or putting foundation on them? People were meant to have eyebrows. It makes their puffy filler face more obvious, not to mention it looks bad on most of them.