Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.4%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.5%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 101 25.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 72 17.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 162 40.2%

  • Total voters
    403
Nick is like the #1 alpha male within the subculture of guys who let other guys fuck their wives, that's the thing that nerds and prude weirdos like us can't understand.
Most alpha cuck is basically a tallest midget contest. Also Aaron is way more alpha than Nick. Nick constantly rants and raves insanely about Aaron's penis. Aaron rarely if ever even mentions Nick's dick. Has Nick ever even mentioned or described Nick's dick? Because Nick obsessively, on a daily basis, goes on and on about Aaron's dick.

It's downright weird is what it is. Nick may be the most gay man who ever lived a gay life.
 
1. At 3:42 he says Nick will be streaming again soon (that word again). This morning Nick contacted Patrick about installing the weird Supertips system that Melton uses with the voices. Melton told Nick that he must stream bc he looks like a loser with the Aaron deal.
I was going to skim the highlights for my weekly check if this louche hasn´t worked for another week while his family is supported strictly by mommy but this post saved me the work. Thanks.

Also, another week gone by and this homosexual cum addict did not support his family so mommy had to step in. I would eat a bullet if I was a 40yo father of five raging fairy with two feet out of the closet being supported by mommy. You have to be such a husk of a man to not straight up die of embarrassment to be such a failure.
 
The inquisition has a really bad reputation, but they served a useful function. People knew better than to express their heresies out loud, because the outcome would probably be a few sessions of torture followed by being burned at the stake.
Except that's bullshit, that generally did not happen. You generally just had to cuck out and admit your opinions were heretical and then you'd be fine, unless you kept doing it. There was generally no torture. The Inquisition, in most cases, was so gentle that their real threat to you was that they would turn you over to the secular authorities if you didn't knock off your shit.

Because in most jurisdictions, the Inquisition didn't even have the power to imprison and torture. That was secular authority.

We always hear about the Spanish Inquisition (which NOBODY EXPECTS). That's cherry-picking an extreme example that does not reflect the general inquisition. And even the "accepted history" of that is exaggerated.

Just like everywhere else, most of it was just "renounce your heretical beliefs and we're okay" and then you'd go on with your life. The burning at the stake of people like Giorardo Bruno (who absolutely did not deserve it) was an abomination. But in comparison to atrocities of the time, it was pretty minor.

Even the obvious persecution of Galileo, often used as an accusation of the Vatican's imaginary hostility toward science (and one of the few things the Vatican actually apologized about) was more about Galileo's political attacks against the Vatican itself, which never explicitly or canonically rejected the heliocentric model Galileo was presenting.

While I hate to sound like an Inquisition apologist. . .fuck, I guess I am, though. It was wrong in a lot of respects, but the "popular history" of it is mostly bullshit.
 
He has to stop punching himself in the head to do so, and he has not yet exhausted himself.
That Starbucks "joke" he made seems to indicate that he's still tarding out, and he's given himself a concussion.

We always hear about the Spanish Inquisition (which NOBODY EXPECTS). That's cherry-picking an extreme example that does not reflect the general inquisition. And even the "accepted history" of that is exaggerated.
Some of that history is little more than Protestant propaganda.
 
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Hey guys, I'm Nick Rekieta, your host from that thing you liked four years ago.
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Amazing how much things change in 4 years. Went from the hieghts of rittenhouse and depp to a drugged out swinger. I think I even posted about trying to watch one of his shows before he was outted and mentioned it was hard to watch. All I remember is him making unfunny jokes and telling people to fuck off if they don't like him commenting.

Even more amazing IT WAS 4 YEARS AGO!?
 
Except that's bullshit, that generally did not happen. You generally just had to cuck out and admit your opinions were heretical and then you'd be fine, unless you kept doing it. There was generally no torture. The Inquisition, in most cases, was so gentle that their real threat to you was that they would turn you over to the secular authorities if you didn't knock off your shit.

Because in most jurisdictions, the Inquisition didn't even have the power to imprison and torture. That was secular authority.

We always hear about the Spanish Inquisition (which NOBODY EXPECTS). That's cherry-picking an extreme example that does not reflect the general inquisition. And even the "accepted history" of that is exaggerated.

Just like everywhere else, most of it was just "renounce your heretical beliefs and we're okay" and then you'd go on with your life. The burning at the stake of people like Giorardo Bruno (who absolutely did not deserve it) was an abomination. But in comparison to atrocities of the time, it was pretty minor.

Even the obvious persecution of Galileo, often used as an accusation of the Vatican's imaginary hostility toward science (and one of the few things the Vatican actually apologized about) was more about Galileo's political attacks against the Vatican itself, which never explicitly or canonically rejected the heliocentric model Galileo was presenting.

While I hate to sound like an Inquisition apologist. . .fuck, I guess I am, though. It was wrong in a lot of respects, but the "popular history" of it is mostly bullshit.
Sadly we had an entire generation who watched the "History" channel so had a 45 minute overview designed for ratings and to leave the audience feeling like they genuinely learned something. In reality they got a collection of sound bites and easily repeatable but mostly horseshit anecdotes.

Now we have a generation that's watched a ten minute infographic from some queer with a DEI history degree about how Caesar was really a half Nigger half native American cross dressing fag.
 
Even the obvious persecution of Galileo, often used as an accusation of the Vatican's imaginary hostility toward science (and one of the few things the Vatican actually apologized about) was more about Galileo's political attacks against the Vatican itself, which never explicitly or canonically rejected the heliocentric model Galileo was presenting.
When you basically call the Pope (who is actively on your side and basically your boss) a retard in your book when all the Pope asked is that you basically put a disclaimer that further research might lead to a different conclusion, it's not hard to see why some people in the Church weren't huge fans.
 
I've always held the belief that Nick's personality and mental issues stem from how his parents raised him and their handling of him in adulthood. Possibly with better parents he would have been a functioning human being but instead he wears a Balldo.
I have a different take on Bob and Celeste- they're enablers. I won't say they are responsible for the 9 y.o. getting high directly (she was 8 when it happened), but they knew the state of the house, how Nick doesn't pay his taxes (or his tickets), they knew what Aaron and April were doing while Bob and Celeste would babysit, Bob lied for Nick on the stand. They created Nick, and they allow him to continue his bullshit.

I'll agree that the affectations Aaron gave were over the top, but I also guarantee that Nick is an easy mark, and even a simp(leton) like Aaron knew how to butter Nick up. And it works. It worked for Steel Toe, it worked for Energii_Kang and Romaine, it worked for the dealers, it works for any service worker who can read Nick. You tell him he's a special boy and the wallet opens up.

I don't think Aaron wants Bob to be held accountable for Nick, but it's more observing how they've treated their son, and how that's warped his world view. And they say The Little Prince syndrome is a Chinese Affluenza!

Me on the other hand? I'm generally against parents being held accountable for the actions of their kids. But Bob and Celeste continue to do it, they should have some culpability.

Edit to add a correction.
They may suck , but he’s over 40. And a whiny bitch. I’d distance myself, too.*

* ok, no, if I were a grandparent of children in that home, I like think I’d try to do more than buying my stupid son and his vapid wife a house and paying their taxes and lying for him. But tbh, a) I think there is a limit to what you can do**, and b) I am sure he tantrum-ed them away at any effort that didn’t include $.

**wouldn’t the best plot twist be that the parents were some of the unnamed reporters? (They’re not.)



Re talking to and being “good” with God:

Convenient.

Isn’t it amazing when God tells you exactly what you want to hear?

Disagree. I believe Nick is proof that God is very much alive, he's not happy with Nick, and he's willing to keep punishing Nick in increasingly hilarious ways.

No joke, I was praying with @John Andrews Stan and @Himedall All-seeing Waifu last week, asking that Aaron's case be dismissed because it would be so funny and would further punish Nick for his sins.

Well, we're not getting that. Instead we're getting something funnier than that. A product of an intelligence and sense of humor much greater than my own.

I should have expected nothing less from the same deity that gave us the Platypus.
Well, now you’ve done it; I have to:


(The only good to come from the internet is that I can readily find videos of songs I never saw videos for 38 years ago despite having the album spinning endlessly back then.)
 
When you basically call the Pope (who is actively on your side and basically your boss) a retard in your book when all the Pope asked is that you basically put a disclaimer that further research might lead to a different conclusion, it's not hard to see why some people in the Church weren't huge fans.
Most of the people talking about the case have zero idea of the actual procedural history of how it went down. The reason we know how it actually went down? The Vatican itself hosts an archive of the history of the case (where the Vatican was completely wrong but they have preserved the history of them being wrong).

I believe JP II was the first Pope actually to apologize for this dumbness.
 
At least Aaron can wear a proper suit. He doesn’t add any mall scenester girl accessories to his ensemble. I bet Chad Aaron can even tie his own tie.

How many KNUs did that Hot Topic belt cost Nick?
1/12 KNU, in the last-chance returns clearance sale bin.
 
Two small Nick-related updates from the MAPton universe. (Again, I only word-search Nick in transcripts; I can't watch him further.)

Paddy did a St. Paddy's show today.

1. At 3:42 he says Nick will be streaming again soon (that word again). This morning Nick contacted Patrick about installing the weird Supertips system that Melton uses with the voices. Melton told Nick that he must stream bc he looks like a loser with the Aaron deal.

2. At 3:18:46 Melton reads a (Signal?) DM that Aaron supposedly sent to Nick after the hot tub stream. The content was about Aaron being mad at Nick for out-alpha-ing him during the hot tub stream. Aaron was upset that Nick didn't laugh at his jokes. It sounded to me like Melton was reading what Nick told him as opposed to seeing the actual DM from Aaron. Regardless, Melton was definitely reading from his phone something that Nick sent him. Melton said that Nick had NOT given him permission to read the DM but he did so anyway.

Edit to Add: Aaron's streaming now. He went over some of the local coverage of his case, including a pic attribution to Stallyn19 who has been doing quality clipping.

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ETA: Aaron just said that April's charges were initially dropped because she "sang like a canary" about all of the drugs in the polycule. He said Nick made efforts to have that witness statement thrown out over issues with Miranda rights. (Show's still going on. I estimate he said it around 40 min ago.)
Nick won't stream. All he is doing is picking some artificial milestone in order to justify it. Before it was his plea hearing, then it was Aaron's case, now it is probably his formal sentencing.

Ultimately Nick can't bring himself to be alone with an audience as he deep down knows the chat will never forgive and forget and will never donate him the sums of money he became acustomed to.

If he does resume, which I'd say is extremely unlikely, he has to look forward to Aaron goal amounts. Once you take into account the cuts the platforms take, plus taxes, he is going to end up netting $100 or so per stream. At that amount he will just bum around on his trust fund waiting for his parents to die.
 
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This really irks me, and it bothers me that Nick can still bebother me, but his take on God and religion is absolutely unmoored from reality and heretical.
Nick's religious views are human centered and it's annoying and mocking. He uses the unknowable nature of God to keep in good graces with the religious and inject himself.

e.g. Mary
religious: She conceived Jesus immaculately and received visions from God as did Joseph.

Nick adds (probably): "And God made Joseph the hero because Joseph accepted a pregnant Mary as his wife despite the obvious that he isn't the father. Joseph stopped her from being stoned to death by vouching for her God story.

"And that's how and why I saved April and Kayla. And also how and why I talk to God."

His interpretation of everything is shallow and self-serving.
 
Even the obvious persecution of Galileo, often used as an accusation of the Vatican's imaginary hostility toward science (and one of the few things the Vatican actually apologized about) was more about Galileo's political attacks against the Vatican itself, which never explicitly or canonically rejected the heliocentric model Galileo was presenting.
I have understood that Galileo was about doing theology as part of the books. Not the material or heliocentrism. So trying to explain it in context of the bible and religion. That was solely for the church people to do. Nick would certainly get punished too.
 
Edit to Add: He's spoken to God, and they're "good".
That tweet sounds like something a psycho would post hours before murdering his family and disappearing.
She was eight years old at the time her father Nick Rekieta brought cocaine into the family home and she consumed it under his watch.
I still think it was the kid was the drug user, doing mountains of blow while watching Sesame Street, cussing and threatening people like a mini Tony Montana.

Nick was innocent!!!
 
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