Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
Pat has got to be the worst strategist in the world, from how he deals with trolls to his view on Biden staying in the race. All he understands is charging ahead he doesn’t understand retreat or changing tactics often gives you a better chance at victory, no if Pat was a general he’d send his troops at the most fortified enemy position until all his men were dead. His ego is too fragile to admit he could be wrong.
 
Jesus fucking christ Fatrick...
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Child, you're incapable of speaking to me for the same reason an ant is incapable of speaking to me.

You, being just an ant, aren't capable of answering the question posed to you because it is so far beyond your capacity to understand.

But it's still your choice not to try.

EDIT: Well last night was clearly a good time for Normies vs Pigman cawntent...I mean gawd damn she instantly picks up on his fruity faggy chiiiiiiild persona and laughs about it, causing fatrick to start furiously oinking at her to get back in the kitchen and service her husband.
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You inspired me to make a Worms Armageddon map.

"No stalker child, you did not use your Holy Hand Grenade on me. Those are just your delusions. Enjoy the French Sheep Strike."

Very high effort though. The sections where the skull is open and showing as empty is just one of those nice extra things, glad you kept the realism of his missing brain.
 
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:tomlinson::tomlinson:🕶️ENJOY PRISON REPORT - MID-MARCH - CAGED EDITION🕶️:tomlinson::tomlinson:


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Add in previous's 3,825:
3,285 + 474 = ...
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Total of Blocked By on Bsky:
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Wait, wait! Early Birthday fanart too!
Fanart of Maid Jenny, by yours truly.
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You chose how this ended for us long ago, stlaker. And no, stlaker child; these are your delusions. And no, stlaker, you did not fart in my wife's vagina. And no, stlaker, my wife is not trans, and I did not SWATT her. This is why your lives are already over, stlaker. Wait for the knock. Enjoy prison. :tomlinson:
 
He keeps wanting to talk about his swattings, he’s all over the place.
I have a question about #4. Pat should be happy about this as he's a media figure. He's been on the teevee, written books and newspaper articles. He's made himself an imdb and everything. Infamy is still fame*.

Drunk or just fat fingers? Call it.
Both, but also shaking with adrenalin at the thrill of unleashing yet another potentially viral post?

My roommate told me he's in that weird democrat space of having no actual opinion beyond what the TV tells him.
Your roommate is nearly there, just needs to factor in primary source leftist echo chamber twitter and bsky etc.

furiously oinking at her to get back in the kitchen and service her husband.
There he is! That's the real Pat.

*See also Russell Greer
 
Personally I am just trying to wrap my head around how he would crowbar in a Fatrick knockoff secondary villain in one of his beige currentyear books.

Such a shame he lost the narcotic spark that marked his peak works as that Stephen King's take on Man of Pig would be the stuff of legends, even if said narcotic spark resulted in uh....a certain incident in the sewers
We all float down here,child
 
Jesus fucking christ Fatrick...
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EDIT: Well last night was clearly a good time for Normies vs Pigman cawntent...I mean gawd damn she instantly picks up on his fruity faggy chiiiiiiild persona and laughs about it, causing fatrick to start furiously oinking at her to get back in the kitchen and service her husband.
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I had to double check this wasn't a doppelganger.

The misogyny. The faggy, arrogant insults. That's old school Pat! The one we all fell in love with!

We thought he was gone, but this is proof that he is trapped somewhere in that immense ocean of blubber. He's somehow still in there, still alive.
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Guys, don't you dare give up on him, because he would never give up on us.

Come on Chonker, come on baby! Goddamnit you bitch, you never backed away from anything in you life, now fight! FIGHT!
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EDIT: Well last night was clearly a good time for Normies vs Pigman cawntent...I mean gawd damn she instantly picks up on his fruity faggy chiiiiiiild persona and laughs about it, causing fatrick to start furiously oinking at her to get back in the kitchen and service her husband.
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Melissa of Arcadia runs a large telegram group and is part of this huge underground right wing podcast type group where they’re always having livestreams and discussing right wing politics. When KF was down and I went looking for a place to laugh at trannies etc I found her channel and this network of other channels that all promote each other. There’s a good chance pig ends up all over telegram.
 
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EDIT: Well last night was clearly a good time for Normies vs Pigman cawntent...I mean gawd damn she instantly picks up on his fruity faggy chiiiiiiild persona and laughs about it, causing fatrick to start furiously oinking at her to get back in the kitchen and service her husband.
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Ah yes, the casual misogyny of a male feminist.
 
The Navajo codetalkers were indeed American heroes, and if you gave any of them the chance to know Fatback Pat on a personal level, I'm sure they would all be fine with the spray-tanned goof changing some text on a bullshit website if it meant bothering an insufferable fat faggot with sad droopy bitch-tits.
 
Some classic Fat, courtesy of Mike
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No, little. Baby. Infant. Child. You do not have an obsessive criminal cyberstalker cult after you. Those are just your delusions again.
“Badly” “beaten” on “your own” “timeline” Jesus pat, Steve urkel exudes more masculinity. Measuring success by the amount of doom-scrolling addicted, nameless, faceless retards who click da heart button really just tells you that no one in his real life has ever taken him seriously, ever.

If he could ever conceptualize of a fulfilling irl centered around family, where all your validation comes from your kids, your spouse, the life you come home to everyday and your friends- he’d be too embarrassed to earnestly “dunk” on an anonymous shitpost throwaway account for their follower numbers. I’d jenny wasn’t so low IQ that he lacked such critical self awareness, he’d rope.
 
“Badly” “beaten” on “your own” “timeline” Jesus pat, Steve urkel exudes more masculinity. Measuring success by the amount of doom-scrolling addicted, nameless, faceless retards who click da heart button really just tells you that no one in his real life has ever taken him seriously, ever.

If he could ever conceptualize of a fulfilling irl centered around family, where all your validation comes from your kids, your spouse, the life you come home to everyday and your friends- he’d be too embarrassed to earnestly “dunk” on an anonymous shitpost throwaway account for their follower numbers. I’d jenny wasn’t so low IQ that he lacked such critical self awareness, he’d rope.
Listen child, not everyone is as fortunate as you to have a life. Some people are fat and gay and have wives that cheat on them with fat black men.

Check your white privilege, stalker child. Enjoy prison.
 
Ah yes, the casual misogyny of a male feminist.
Its not surprising whatsoever that he will snarl this shit, after all his utter contempt for women and girls was made clear when he first threatened his pregnant ex and unborn daughter, and yet it never fails to be a hilarious shock to the system to suddenly see him vomit out unironic /pol/ tier bigotry just because he is so fucking buttmad at being mocked by normies.
 
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