DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[PieceofShet]

Will RTU get half of the tips or does he get goggats?

Imagine siding with the guy who got totally destroyed by Kino, for free? Does it make RTU the most dented of them?

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Andy and P^3 both mentioned that Phil’s appearances on their streams noticeably underperformed. Andy was vociferous on this point. Andy also seemed genuinely grossed out by Phil’s desperate yearning for an older brother/male figure flirting. I don’t think this is going to get fixed, at least not anytime soon.

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

The stuff PPP has revealed so far reveals a pretty strong reason: DSP is severely mentally ill and incapable of managing his own life and his continued social isolation over the past 10+ years has made his mental health worse and worse to the point people are now seriously questioning whether or not he leaves the house at all anymore.

I assume he does leave his house sometimes (to a supermarket or walmart), but usually not far away from the snort fort and he legitimately has issues doing so.

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Also,

The sad thing about this is that around 70 to 80 percent of this speech, he had a point, Ubisoft is a far-left woke shell front who has burnt most of their franchises and cred into the ground and wonders why people don't like them anymore (kinda like Phil aside Phil had no ground to begin with).

Aside that 1. It is DSP, anything he does and says will and should be put into question and 2. female ninjas do exist in Japanese fiction and it is a common trope, Ubisoft technically didn't do anything wrong putting one in.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Hard to see DSP working with KC again once DM's get leaked. It will be like 20 hours of a much larger channel who he thought legit were his friends to the point he would constantly trauma dump them just absolutely smashing him to an audience of 4k+. They are never going to stop shitting on him too they will probably play a few detractor videos a week for the rest of the time they exist.

Will RTU get half of the tips or does he get goggats?

Imagine siding with the guy who got totally destroyed by Kino, for free? Does it make RTU the most dented of them?

DSP is gonna do his "Not going to do shoutouts until after the interview" shit and no RTU isn't getting shit lol.

This is a panic move for DSP to try and felt KC I guess the enemy of my enemy shit or something.

Andy and P^3 both mentioned that Phil’s appearances on their streams noticeably underperformed. Andy was vociferous on this point. Andy also seemed genuinely grossed out by Phil’s desperate yearning for an older brother/male figure flirting. I don’t think this is going to get fixed, at least not anytime soon.

Anyone who works with DSP for any period of times comes out on the losing end and the KC is no different. The financial end was a big loser for them working with DSP and a big winner shitting on him and that is never gonna change so they have no reason to go back.

 

[neger psykolog]

I assume he does leave his house sometimes (to a supermarket or walmart), but usually not far away from the snort fort and he legitimately has issues doing so.

That was probably true a few years ago, but why leave the house when you can order literally everything online? I am guessing he leaves the house basically never.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Just wanna remind people that Doody has been talking to RTU the last few days. This isn't gonna be "Oh, you hate KC? Well, I hate KC too!" It's going to be RTU attacking Phil and using the same level 1 shit RTU has heard a thousand times before "I got your last chip, ack ack ack ack ack." then rtu hitting back with recent shit like the rabbit and driver's license.

 

[Niggernerd]

Anyone who works with DSP for any period of times comes out on the losing end and the KC is no different. The financial end was a big loser for them working with DSP and a big winner shitting on him and that is never gonna change so they have no reason to go back.

Eh I disagree. They were still making plenty of donos since they barely did anything with him, and they made a shit load during the great snakening. At most P3 just wasted his time doing a podcast with him

 

[Fuckyoudad]

That was probably true a few years ago, but why leave the house when you can order literally everything online? I am guessing he leaves the house basically never.

My guess is once or twice a month max. To try and convince himself (and Kat) that he's just a regular joe and is totally not an antisocial/agoraphobic weirdo who fantasizes about being murked by some Seattle Superstationeries.

I seem to recall some weeks back this topic was brought up to him and his response regarding spontaneous outings boiled down to "why would I want to leave the house without a valid reason for doing so? No machoor adult with a fulltime jahb and a family does this!".

If Kathy is truly Big Boss maybe she forces him to leave the Fortress of Snortitude more often than he wants to. She tells him when he's getting his hair done etc

 

[shekelshoah666]

That was probably true a few years ago, but why leave the house when you can order literally everything online? I am guessing he leaves the house basically never.

He has basically admitted he goes at best once a week and goes alone if you listen to the details when he is talking about stuff. When he says him and kat enjoyed a meal it's literally just him picking up drive thru or ordering door dash.

Remember he said it took him 4 total hours to do one grocery trip and he just shops for the week and PPP was fucking flabbergasted the entire time he talked about it. He is just such a prolific liar that it's impossible to take him seriously regarding anything the 4 hours of shopping could just be him ordering from 3 different delivery services and bothering the workers in chat until they get the right food.

Just wanna remind people that Doody has been talking to RTU the last few days. This isn't gonna be "Oh, you hate KC? Well, I hate KC too!" It's going to be RTU attacking Phil and using the same level 1 shit RTU has heard a thousand times before "I got your last chip, ack ack ack ack ack." then rtu hitting back with recent shit like the rabbit and driver's license.

Ya it's not exactly gonna be a surprise when RTU does that shit he is open about it on his own show that that is his plan but then again RTU is known to run away anytime he gets criticism and can't even handle a literal 80 IQ nigger in kingsly. DSP will literally just end the call if he feels pressured.

I don't see DSP putting up with RTU if he immediately goes into "you killed the fucking bunny murder"

Eh I disagree. They were still making plenty of donos since they barely did anything with him, and they made a shit load during the great snakening. At most P3 just wasted his time doing a podcast with him

They made plenty but they directed their own whales to give DSP money and anyone is going to be pissed about giving someone $50k + promotions and getting nothing back content wise. They could've made more just shitting on DSP the entire time for sure and not have to deal with 400 messages a day from him. There actually was a few weeks there where KC money was light compared to what they usually pull in.

Whales only have so much money they give and some of the KC whales support on KC went way down during the DSP arc.

 

[Niggernerd]

to be pissed about giving someone $50k + promotions and getting nothing back content wise

Til now! And Unfortunately for Phil, he's gonna have to pay it back with Fridays stream

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Finally finished the most recent Kino show and one of the things People'sPopulistPress (that's what people used to call him) said still has me stunlocked. Someone asked them what kind of collab content Phil suggested, Andy said that it was usually just low effort gamer shit. PPP then recounted how he asked Phil what his dream collab with them would look like. Phil wanted to do a ghost hunting show where PPP and Andy would be marking out and acting like retards who were super scared by the ghost, but then Phil would show up like the Conquering Hero and deboonk the paranormal phenomenon calmly, rationally and scientifically.

This dude...

 

[neger psykolog]

Finally finished the most recent Kino show and one of the things People'sPopulistPress (that's what people used to call him) said still has me stunlocked. Someone asked them what kind of collab content Phil suggested, Andy said that it was usually just low effort gamer shit. PPP then recounted how he asked Phil what his dream collab with them would look like. Phil wanted to do a ghost hunting show where PPP and Andy would be marking out and acting like retards who were super scared by the ghost, but then Phil would show up like the Conquering Hero and deboonk the paranormal phenomenon calmly, rationally and scientifically.

This dude...

I mean has anyone actually tried to watch project 7? It's no surprise his ideas suck dick.

Just remember Kghaleon was one of the people to crowdfund this (and supposedly the only person that was MATI that DSP didn't finish it but he didn't care about getting a refund)

 

[Burl McMillan]

Phil wanted to do a ghost hunting show where PPP and Andy would be marking out and acting like retards who were super scared by the ghost, but then Phil would show up like the Conquering Hero and deboonk the paranormal phenomenon calmly, rationally and scientifically.

This dude really is just an alternate dimension Chris-chan.

 

[dent_whisperer]

I honestly want to see this flabby, retard faced mongoloid cry, just because it will be funny. Phil is an irredeemable narc pathological liar who deserves everything coming to him. He uses even his fucking parents as emotional currency fuck he even lied/insinuated that they were terminal for more donations. That is beyond fucked up, hell he asked his month for 10 grand to cover his state taxes which he did not fill in when she retired. I understand it if it is a wedding gift but he went to CT purely to get money from his parents, at least they had him do a shotgun wedding.

You don't have to report cash gifts from family members as long as the total doesn't go over 10k.

 

[neger psykolog]

You don't have to report one time gifts from family members as its 10k and under.

"One time grifts"

 

[dent_whisperer]

I would have thought he at least would have needed one for Sikorsky since they deal with the government.

Nigga he worked for Sikorsky dam near 20 years ago. PPP saying Phil doesn't have an ID now doesn't mean he's never had one before.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I mean has anyone actually tried to watch project 7?

Funny you mention that because one of the things Phil told Adam "Race" Warski (that's what I call him, Adam "Race" Warski) they could do is watch Project 7 together on KC

 

[dent_whisperer]

Funny you mention that because one of the things Phil told Adam "Race" Warski (that's what I call him, Adam "Race" Warski) they could do is watch Project 7 together on KC

I'd rather run a cheese grater along my balls then watch that trash

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

That was probably true a few years ago, but why leave the house when you can order literally everything online? I am guessing he leaves the house basically never.

just wait until he can doordash bad haircuts

 

[Vic Viper T301]

I hope some detractor is furiously working on a compilation of the dozens of times Phil has insulted RTU and said he's never, ever gonna talk about RTU again.
Seriously, it's been less than a month since this:

And now he's gonna have Rich on and act all buddy buddy after all the shit he's been saying because the enemy of his enemy is his friend, or something? And Rich is pathetic enough to go along with it, because of course.