So he smells like charcoal and holds grudges against people like he's Jayce Giopara and not Jayce Talis. Were it the former, he'd be a lot more pissed over having a micropenis. And how big is this micropenis, you might ask? 3 inches. And how big is Viktor's roid clit? 1 inch. You're literally having a dick fight with drumsticks.
> Just enough fat and water weight to grab
He is a blacksmith. If he has any fat, that shit is rock-solid. You will not be able to pinch it. Those men don't play around.
> He's burned through a frankly embarrassing number of bodice rippers in his time
Haha, get it? This fic isn't totally like one of those at all! And truthfully, it isn't. Jayce is incredibly nerfed in the dick department so this comes off as way funnier than it has any right to be.
> So let's say, hypothetically, you owe you life to a man
Who the fuck invited Ben Shapiro here? The author realizes that's one of his gimmicks, right? Oh God now I am going to read the rest of this in his voice.
> Also a great, big centerpiece in just about all of your sexual fantasies since you first laid eyes on him
> You have noticed that he's packing
Spoiler: it's not his roid clit, it's a literal STP (stand-to-pee) packer with a hollowed tip where he can stick a rod inside and use it for penetration. A shame that he actually doesn't have a massive cock. That's for certain men only.
> You don't tell the love of your live that your dick is proportionally tiny
And your partner doesn't have one, so what's the big deal?
Jayce never has a problem with Viktor being trans in these fics, because it wouldn't do to have a gay or bisexual man actually flip out over being lied to (which is what happens in real life). He casually doesn't notice the testosterone injections or the mastectomy scars, or other attributes that are markedly different from his own (such as shorter legs and wingspan, no orbital brow ridge, etc). Then Jayce asks if Viktor got phalloplasty, and Viktor says (for once) that no, he doesn't have it, because he doesn't think his body would react kindly to such a surgery, and says truthfully that he doesn't have the musculature for it. He just uses a silicone packer.
> I questioned by gender a bit
Oh God. Imagine Jayce as a troon. He'd be a gigahon trying to stuff himself into sparkly dresses and pumps. He wouldn't even have the material for a stinkditch.
> if you ever are questioning again or wanting to, explore more atypical gender presentations, I'd be more than happy to help
All this talk about gender presentations and we still go back to dick = male. They know what males are when it counts.
> He can't think straight
Literally, in this case.
> It comes out all watery and sad
I laughed. I really did. It just sounds like something you'd watch in an Adult Swim skit. There's no way this isn't serious.
> I understand your fear. I am trans, I am disabled
Having a small penis only torches your love life, not your privilege. Viktor still has to compete and fight for his position. Jayce can get a modified dick if he so chooses. There is no comparison.
> His brain was melting out of his ears
Indeed it is.
We find out that, of course, Viktor made the packer himself because having the perfect mold of a penis makes him male, and this 'porcelain white' pseudo-penis is 7''. Above average, but not monstrous. They missed the 12'' Jayce memo.
> I couldn't stop thinking about sucking your cock
There isn't much there to suck, to be fair. For both of them.
> Sweet milk, constellation skin
Weird metaphor but OK.
> Jayce sees brown fuzz along the inner side of his thigh, growing darker toward the pant leg of his boxers
He doesn't get hair on his face, because all of it goes to his downstairs. Hair so thick you'd never have to worry about your basement flooding because it's a handy mop.
> He thought Viktor's dick was big
7'', as said earlier, is above average. Not too big, but workable. 8'' and above are considered big.
> I'd give anything to split him open on a cock made just for him
Guess we might really see a sex toy sequel.
> Incredibly convenient for passing in public
For people who insist that penises aren't male organs, they so do insist that it is, in fact, a male organ and essential for their passing. They just don't want you saying it.
> He's giving a dissertation on trans affirmation
Which is what this is, when we're getting down to the nitty gritty. These authors cannot stop mentioning that they're trans, because who else is going to give a shit?
Huh, no Rapunzel pubes this time, but we still have a carpet. His roid clit is 1 inch compared to Jayces 3 inches, so we're really looking at a fencing match between two match sticks.
> Where Jayce lay
I thought he was initially standing; turns out they're both on the couch.
> You will not be sucking my cock, and I returning you the favour
> You will give me the gift of sucking your cock, and I will let you return the favour
...Which is it? These are contradictory terms!
> Popping the tip into his mouth
It'd be like sucking on a lollipop - but a lollipop would be bigger.
> Sucking him down to hilt back into his mouth
What?
> It takes no effort
Three inches, no shit.
> This is insane, Viktor's insane
You don't need to repeat that.
> He really, really needs to get a journal for this
You already wrote that.
> Fffuck
Sounds like a deflating balloon.
> Pinning it under his forearm while the other leg still drapes over his shoulder
Not bad for a transman suffering from muscle atrophy. He's lifting those legs like a pro.
> It looks like Viktor's eating him right now
To be fair, he can. Though he'll be left wanting more at the dinner table.
> Going as deep as possible
Which isn't much, mind you.
> I was told I'd be allowed to return the favour
You were, and then you weren't, because I don't think the author knew what the fuck she wrote just then.
> Help me up onto the couch
Ah, so Viktor was on the floor and Jayce was on the couch. OK.
> His little cock peaking through
*Peeking. And little, indeed. An inch of growth, despite all that T.
> He gently lays his hands on Viktor's thighs, only now noticing that they entirely engulf them
Thank God there is no 'his hands engulfed his waist' thing. Tired of reading that shit.
> I thought you were going to suck my dick
You don't have one.
> Sometime when we have oil that isn't mechanical lubricant
Ask capyshota, you can use machine oil just fine
> You want me to fuck you over the table with it?
With what? Your roid clit or the packer? Might as grab your dildo collection because that boy won't feel a thing.
> We can find a way to power it
As weird as this sounds, there are fics that have used the Hex gems to power sex toys, be they strap-ons or fleshlights. This is not new to me.
> Pitiful whine vibrating Viktor's cock in his mouth
Which is probably more pleasure than he's ever gonna give you. What can you do with an inch with there are Jolly Rancher bigger than that?
> I've never done that before. Didn't know I could
Aww, look at that. The man with a micropenis made a trans man squirt! What a hero!
Guess it's something that they're both concerned about STDs and pregnancy. This is also the first one where Viktor has an IUD.
> Their cocks rubbing together
One is a micropenis and another is a roid clit. Sad!
> Viktor's hole and snapping in
Snapping in with what? Those 3 inches that would make an Indian man look big? There's a reason why dildos exist and why they're the size they are. There would be nothing that could fill that 'hole' adequately, especially since so much of this fandom is based around Jayce packing a 12 incher and shoving it in a tight pussy. That's the draw and what people come for.
> Pushing him as deep as he can
Three inches ain't deep. You could get farther with your fingers.
> I don't know how we're going to walk home after this
You got fucked by a micropenis, not the Hispanic Hog. You'll be fine.
> I don't come into work with a UTI tomorrow
Yes, you are supposed to pee after vaginal sex, but hygiene helps a lot. When was the last time either of them showered? What's the smegma in a three inch penis taste like?
he was born with a uterus and vagina 
