"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

Oxyjen said:
Eh fuck it anyway, it’s only a matter of time before goods are 99% picked with robots and delivered by drone.
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I work with one of those automated machines.

They are big expensive pieces of shit, it breaks down damn near every week, and everytime these new automated machines break down the entire warehouse needs to be shut down.

I fear no robot, because a robot can't do half the job I can.
 
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Jive said:
Well we already have UPS, USPS and FedEX. Why do we need Amazon too? It's a lot worse than a delivery company. Amazon can't even ship government documents so they're only good for buying gay plastic trinkets.
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When I mail something via Amazon I just click on the button on their website and they take care of everything for me with the package usually arriving within a day or two. In 5 years of using them I've only had one instance of a package just mysteriously getting dropped and they refunded me when I asked promptly.

I mailed something via USPS for the first time on the 14th. It's now almost the 20th and it still hasn't arrived at its destination. I can see on the tracking website that it's in the destination state but I have no further information except that it's "moving through network and arriving late." Not only that, but the postage (for a 2lbs package) was much more expensive than what I usually pay in Amazon delivery fees. Complete dogshit tier service. Someone explain this to me.
 
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ACTUAL_SCHIZOPHRENIC said:
Has anyone else seen vehicles with this decle before? I agree with the message but putting that on your car seems a little tacky/unhinged.
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An attempt at being cutesy on my part:
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ACTUAL_SCHIZOPHRENIC said:
I'm sure null has already seen this. TL DR a cult of trannys dismembered and boiled another tranny because he was poser tranny who wasn't actually trying to transition.

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The Noise said:
As a person who has had an actual encounter with a demon I can confirm that this is totally within the realm of possibility. I don't think the psychic is lying.

I legitimately believe that transgender people are possessed or at least influenced by demons. They take on a pathological obsession with "being reborn" or "being true to one's self" as a corrupt mirror of how Christians are said to be reborn in Christ. As a consequence of their obsession with being reborn, they also subscribe to downright suicidal core tenets such as self-mutilation and degeneracy up to and including pedophilia.

This is bolstered by the fact that pagan cultures throughout history have a tendency to make their followers become eunuchs. I can't remember where I heard it but I remember listening to a pastor talk about how every pagan culture throughout history that has worshipped a female god has had a culture of eunuchs. There are demons working through people to make them cut their dicks off.

You're welcome to think of me or Mulvaney as crazy for positing any of this but I don't think simple mental illness explains it.
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Metaphorically, we all wear a hair shirt in some regard.

The Skoptsy: The Strange 18th-Century Russian Sect That Performed Self-Mutilation In The Name of God | A​

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msd said:
i agree with you, solely because I work for UPS and want more hours.

FUCK AMAZON
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i used to work fedex. Amazon used to use ups and fedex before they got their own planes. Also, fedex has a major fucking contract with usps for the cross country mail. ive seen a lot of chickens, chick, baby ducks, roosters, and bees go through the usps allocation of fedex space.

seriously fuck amazon. They ship so much tacky chinky garbage. And would blow out major plane space. Good money but my god.
 
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gampboonerisms said:
i used to work fedex. Amazon used to use ups and fedex before they got their own planes. Also, fedex has a major fucking contract with usps for the cross country mail. ive seen a lot of chickens, chick, baby ducks, roosters, and bees go through the usps allocation of fedex space.

seriously fuck amazon. They ship so much tacky chinky garbage. And would blow out major plane space. Good money but my god.
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I would like to send bees by usps
 
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Dofu said:
more specifically they seem pissed about hauling bottles of water. While I can sympathize that it sucks to haul water, for some delivery positions that is all they do and they are all men for a reason. It's just one one house, they should hit the gym.
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Plus she's fucking fat as hell and could do with some exercise.
Dofu said:
I haven't found a brand I liked more than hand made. I have had a few different brands too. They are always too soft, and either bland or too salty with almost no herbs and aromatics.
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Every couple of weeks I go up to the closest college town, which has a number of international market type places that have them hand made.
 
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dvorak said:
I hope you engage in combat à la Twisted Metal.

Watch out for this guy; he's out to snake both you and Amazon by claiming all deliveries as his own.
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seeing this just make me want a new twisted metal, but it's a Delivering Amazon packages Death tournament
have one of the racers wish be "boy I hope my favorite series as a teen made a comeback!"
and it's a "Lord Dem Rangs" situation
 
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msd said:
I work with one of those automated machines.

They are big expensive pieces of shit, it breaks down damn near every week, and everytime these new automated machines break down the entire warehouse needs to be shut down.

I fear no robot, because a robot can't do half the job I can.
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Surely the lesson from John Henry was not that the machine lost forever.
Hydraulic industrial robots sucked and would go into wild orbit, now you can see x,000 cap machines join together vehicles with such precision it is like art, but not gay.
The Noise said:
Not only that, but the postage (for a 2lbs package) was much more expensive than what I usually pay in Amazon delivery fees. Complete dogshit tier service. Someone explain this to me.
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Amazon negotiated and bribed their way to incredibly favorable deals with an entity that does not have to worry about the longevity or effects of taking a shitty contract, so Amazon ships for near or below cost for everything but last mile, and everyone who's not Amazon or with a large bribing power gets raped to even out the balance sheet.
 
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The Noise said:
the postaloids in this thread can have their amazon isis executions when they explain how I can pay 14 dollars for postage + more for priority mail on a 2 pound package and still have it be in fucking limbo with no further elaboration
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It's a lot like being a porn addict. Amazon has desensitized you to the reality of shipping. Amazon has warehouses everywhere stacked with shit. you're seeing items sent from and delivered to addresses not very far from the warehouse. Compared to when you're mailing something to another state, it is actually traversing the country. Buy something off eBay and you'll see the same shipping times as it's typically using USPS. I love eBay. I can give normal people money to ship me things that aren't Chinese junk and fakes.

I recently watched a video about a guy who sells supplements on Amazon. He owns the entire manufacturing and is the only seller. There's still fakes being sent to customers and mysterious other sellers. Sending people who knows what in a pill. Amazon has a massive fraud issue that's my real issue with them. I still use it though, all the time. I basically have to for some things.
 
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prollyanotherlurker said:

I always love the 2nd channel dankula videos. Because they almost always are just going over horrible uk politics. I get to laugh at how shit it is for them. While not actually caring because fuck the uk.

Anyway this angloid politician died of autoerotic asphyxiation, while high on crack in a drug dealers house while the guy was away.
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You can just post this without the desperate appeal to daddy Josh's Anglo hate you pathetic faggot, that's allowed.
 
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