Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Please tell me, how i can enjoy the milk without the clip ?

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Grown man in shambles from seeing part of a slur. Wish faggots like Jason would stick to Second Life. You know this loser gets hyped every time he accepts a game's ToS.
"Oooooh so many things to tattle on people for!"

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

So much for him not making any money off the game LMAO

Always half truths and lies.

I have not thought much about this but just hearing this it sounds shady? Maybe it's just my bias thinking but a company he works for is announcing a donation bundle where 25% of the profit goes to his private rescue that isn't registered as a charity...which means he can be as opaque as he wants to...right?

Bingo. My exact thoughts. This is them doing reddit tier laundering. Feels shady.

Here's the comment questioning the legitimacy of his animal rescue. I think there's a post on here showing his ferret rescue isn't registered as a charity but instead under piratesoftware(which I don't think is illegal) but the other stuff seems pretty damning if true. Does anyone know if there is a way to check if mald's ferret rescue(officially snail's house ferret rescue) is actually not registered as a ferret rescue with washington state?

Is it even LEGAL to present yourself as a charity if you are not registered by law as one?
I get the feeling no. Maybe the state of Washington is different though?

E:
I looked around I can't find any DIRECT calls calling it a charity.
They seem to dance around this by calling it an animal rescue. Which I am guessing is less stringently regulated in terms.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

I posted about comments on the steam post and suddenly these crop up. I have a strong feeling these guys are in the thread with us right now.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

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I posted about comments on the steam post and suddenly these crop up. I have a strong feeling these guys are in the thread with us right now.

My gut says they just F5 refresh the threads on this game 24/7 to gunt guard for Jason.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

Grown man in shambles from seeing part of a slur. Wish faggots like Jason would stick to Second Life. You know this loser gets hyped every time he accepts a game's ToS.
"Oooooh so many things to tattle on people for!"

Capcom won't ban someone for that but it's beyond pathetic seeing mald do all that little dance hiding the screen and everything.

It just adds to the mountain of evidence of him being a Reddit janny at heart

 

[Black Lodge Baby]

My gut says they just F5 refresh the threads on this game 24/7 to gunt guard for Jason.

If the people invested in the KF thread are just no life wow redditors (according to Mald. I'm just here to laugh at him while not busy with my actual job.) what does that mean for his discord defender minions?

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Still phoneposting because it's like 2am and I don't feel like crawling out of bed to take any interest in what Maldy is saying
Maldy and his dickrider squad found out and because he has to have the last word he posted on the steam announcement


He's also getting his dick ridden HARD by this guy individually replying to every criticism




"He rescues ferrets that pet stores are going to KILL" so like... He's buying them as pets? Like it or not they're not exactly at risk once he owns them, unless you consider being owned by Maldy a risk (fair)

Edited to add: I'm sure the devs of Rivals of Aether 2 aren't looking at this and sorely regretting their business relationship with Maldy. It certainly doesn't look unprofessional for him to step in and start arguing with concerned customers who are worried he's misappropriating funds.

 

[Glory To Arztotska]

I'm almost impressed at how high-profile a (negative) rep this guy had managed to drum up before he got a KF thread.

 

[McSneaks]

If the people invested in the KF thread are just no life wow redditors (according to Mald. I'm just here to laugh at him while not busy with my actual job.) what does that mean for his discord defender minions?

It's pretty funny this is his insult now that he's no longer spending 20 hours a day playing WOW, and instead spending 20 hours a day working on his game (lol) playing the same game in a different skin. (And to be clear he's only not because he ran away, it's not even by choice lol)

It's literally physically impossible to be more of a no lifer than figtree. Like, you ACTUALLY can't do it if you try. It's like one of the deathfats call another one a fatfuck. He can't even pretend because his entire life is online, when he's not playing a game for 7 hours straight he's on his discord, tweeting, or reporting someone. He also said himself he sleeps whatever it was, max 4 hours a day because his brain is 2big to shut down. So that gives a grand total of maybe TWENTY MINUTES he could be doing something offline, in which case we also know for 100% certainty he's NOT doing his job because his "job" is making his game...on stream...which he doesn't do.

tl;dr: mathematical proof Mald is the quintessential nolife


This post just casually screenshots a TWELVE HOUR stream. I have never in my entire life played videogames for 12 hours straight and I've been gaming since the NES (wasn't alive then but it was the first one I got). I doubt I've ever done it for five hours. And I'm talking ONCE, that's every day of his life. If your entire life can be ground to the halt with a press of a button, your parents fucked up.

 

[potato sack]

you gotta love the genius move of telling someone who is not convinced to give money to an animal rescue that they should touch grass and get out of reddit

ah yes be more rabid and suck that dick harder surely this will make benjies flow into maldy's pocket

cant wait for him to get the reputation of not only being a rat but also having a retarded cult following

 

[Kheapathic]

I'm not the best Monster Hunter; but that gameplay makes me think of people trying out Devil May Cry and try to play safe and just shoot everything. Be brave, get close, and cause some pain... Ferret Faggot.

 

[Frightened Rabbit]

Still phoneposting because it's like 2am and I don't feel like crawling out of bed to take any interest in what Maldy is saying
Maldy and his dickrider squad found out and because he has to have the last word he posted on the steam announcement

Mald really says that he doesn't register as a rescue proper because that would appear like putting money into his account, as if he's not already doing that?
He's fucking lampshading that he flat out makes profit off of the ferrets and refuses to open the books on his operations because that would be more incriminating (to his ego), it's fucking maddening that he just goes "yhea we're not registered because that would make people think we're taking the cash" and "the cash is all in one account and I get the money for it thru ad sense" all in one comment, fucking whiplash.

 

[Roachbound]

Mald really says that he doesn't register as a rescue proper because that would appear like putting money into his account, as if he's not already doing that?
He's fucking lampshading that he flat out makes profit off of the ferrets and refuses to open the books on his operations because that would be more incriminating (to his ego), it's fucking maddening that he just goes "yhea we're not registered because that would make people think we're taking the cash" and "the cash is all in one account and I get the money for it thru ad sense" all in one comment, fucking whiplash.

yeah, it's especially bad since this time he is asking his audience to buy something in a video game, yet tells them that they still aren't privy to where that money is going to. I can understand mald fans not being upset about the lack of accountability from ad revenue, but when it's a request for donations from their own pockets, you'd hope atleast one of them would question the situation.

But then again, if they actually questioned mald's actions, they wouldn't stay fans.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

yeah, it's especially bad since this time he is asking his audience to buy something in a video game, yet tells them that they still aren't privy to where that money is going to. I can understand mald fans not being upset about the lack of accountability from ad revenue, but when it's a request for donations from their own pockets, you'd hope atleast one of them would question the situation.

But then again, if they actually questioned mald's actions, they wouldn't stay fans.

It's earmarked for the ferrets! Trust me bro!

 

[MercuryMan]

If it's not registered as a charity then that means it's a for-profit, Maldy.
I love how he tries to gaslight and says that not registering as a charity makes it more legitimate?

Also people associate rescues with charity organizations so yea ofc you are under scrutiny.
He definitely wants to avoid the accountability of a public tax record.
Lying faggot as always.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

If it's not registered as a charity then that means it's a for-profit, Maldy.
I love how he tries to gaslight and says that not registering as a charity makes it more legitimate?

Also people associate rescues with charity organizations so yea ofc you are under scrutiny.
He definitely wants to avoid the accountability of a public tax record.
Lying faggot as always.

He could have gone with the excuse of "yeah it's not a charity but I'll use a majority of the founds for the ferrets"

It would still be slimy and a dick move but at least it would have been honest.

But no Mald had to go up on his high horses and say it's more legit than a charity then gaslight his sycophants.

As always if he just kept his mouth shut and didn't moralfag he would have avoided the drama.

 

[Rekieta’s Broken Penis]

Not sure if I’m being a dick or just stating the obvious but ferrets are gross and donating money to “save” ferrets from being euthanised is weird to me.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Not sure if I’m being a dick or just stating the obvious but ferrets are gross and donating money to “save” ferrets from being euthanised is weird to me.

Animals in pet stores are treated like any good. If they aren't selling they gotta clear out stock, if they are selling they'll produce more. The whole thing is unethical, the winning move is not playing. Buying ferrets to save them from euthanasia might feel good but they'll breed 2 unwanted ferrets to replace every unwanted ferret you save.

 

[p1138]

He could have gone with the excuse of "yeah it's not a charity but I'll use a majority of the founds for the ferrets"

It would still be slimy and a dick move but at least it would have been honest.

But no Mald had to go up on his high horses and say it's more legit than a charity then gaslight his sycophants.

As always if he just kept his mouth shut and didn't moralfag he would have avoided the drama.

Claiming it's more legit by having less scrutiny, is fucking amazing. The simplest answer is that he's lazy and doesn't want to hire a CPA to handle the book-keeping for a charity, or of course worst case scenario he's actually just spending the money on whatever the hell he wants and can't do that as easily if it were a 501c3.

Animals in pet stores are treated like any good. If they aren't selling they gotta clear out stock, if they are selling they'll produce more. The whole thing is unethical, the winning move is not playing. Buying ferrets to save them from euthanasia might feel good but they'll breed 2 unwanted ferrets to replace every unwanted ferret you save.

I knew the fact that he seemingly kept getting these ferrets in the first place was a little weird, but apparently he really is just too stupid to understand that? Store sells ferrets, store gets more ferrets to sell. If the store isn't selling ferrets, then they won't get more to sell. It really is that simple but this brainlet can't figure it out.

 

[Rekieta’s Broken Penis]

Buying ferrets to save them from euthanasia might feel good but they'll breed 2 unwanted ferrets to replace every unwanted ferret you save.

Sorry is he actually paying cash money for the ferrets? I thought he was getting the damaged stock for free or something. Wth.