Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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NoodleFucker3000 said:
Cobes and Raxx were on a Porkney panel. Cobes said fuck sickos and left. He won't interact with Cyraxx.
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Cobes watching Cyraxx is almost like looking into a mirror that shows Cobes his inner, darkest shadow in himself manifested into flesh. That's why he don't want to interact with him (in my Jungian perspective that is)
 
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Acoustic Virgin said:
No doubt. And I think it's generally agreed around here that Cobra didn't deserve some sort of BPDemon to show up and wreck his life, but that begs the question: What sort of mate would be appropriate for the boy? Are there females of the boglim species, or is he one-of-a-kind?
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Like others were saying Stephanie was ideal before he decided to go full retard and cheat on her. ~10 years later now that he's gone full boglim his options are way worse, made ever shittier by the fact his troles would harass any would-be girlfriend.

If he just signed up for tinder he could snag a probably mentally impaired woman who's working at mcdonalds in her 40s or a slightly hotter single mom who's desperate for a second income for her kids. If he actually pushed himself, sold some wands and accepted money for appearances on other livestreams/fishtank he could flaunt that and increase his value in the dating pool (this won't happen probably). In an economically depressed flyover state like Wyoming a stable income is enough for alot of women his age that aren't married off (or just recently divorced) to at least consider him.

But that would require him using a dating app like tinder, which he's terrified of since he thinks trolls would be on there, or network in real life which isn't going to happen since he never leaves the trailer. His only real option for another gf is through his network of wine-aunts and insane shutins that associate with Courtney and Krystal, chicks like NAL and gothie.
 
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ParasiteSteve said:
Its pretty interesting how quickly people join Cobes on the whole "troles got me fired! troles do everything bad in my life!". His second job he quit because he was getting reduced hours. But he also forgets he talked about his job whilst he was working, like the tshirt argument. I bet he wore that "jesus is a cunt" shirt he loved so much. Plus just arguing about attire anyway. Oh, and the farts. His method of dealing with farts at work was to fart, then quickly breath it up so others do not smell it. Now envision the boy, hunched over a sink full of dishes, with some ratty shirt on, with his hair dye job. And he is farting, and quickly huffing it up. When you confront him "leave me alone DOOD I am autistic!"

Trolls do fuck with fuck the boy thats for sure, but its mostly limited to his phone and doordashing bird seed. He got drunk and played with a loaded shotgun on stream all by himself, but I am sure in his mind it was the trolls who never allowed him to clean his apartment. Or the middle of the night screaming fits we got a glimpse into.

Strange as well that only once Jessica and the gorlworld showed up did the channel start really taking a hit. They openly gayops, and like typical women, their first move is to seek an authority figure in the form of reporting to youtube.
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The breaking point for the Wendy's after getting his hours reduced to nearly nothing was mixing up the teas and a ween harassing Wendy's (both his location and corporate) to get him fired. It's a bit of both Josh's general incompetence getting him mostly there, but it was the first time in the earlier days that a troll/ween was seen as doing something truly malicious to him. The guy lived in Kentucky or something and made it a big self-righteous thing that no one was on-board with. So I think that happening did cloud up the facts and overall perception of things. Of course, Josh especially these days won't take any responsibility for any actual fault of his own. He at least had his moments way back when. Josh at least put effort into his hygiene and being some part of society at that point though. He applied to places like Wal-Mart and other fast food places, but never heard back.

I think most people still don't grasp how much Josh is fucked with. He could do a lot to curb that - change his number, don't share details, etc., but he really can't do anything. When the pandemic started and he was getting fucked with in his own home with doordash, Grindr dates, etc. it only solidified his paranoia. I think the Cobra Stoppers/Stompers papers being shoved under him and everyone in his apartment complex's doors was the breaking point as far as getting him to be genuinely shook with paranoia.

Casper is small. Cyrax's metro area has more people living in it than all of Wyoming to put it in some perspective. When he was moving into the Conquistador, nearly any potential apartment complex was immediately review-bombed by trolls with Josh not saying anything. Even when he doesn't do or say anything, the potential to fuck with him is there and there's always someone willing to do it.

Josh has done some shitty things and says a lot of hateful shit, can't deny that. But living in a situation where you can't live without an ounce of freedom and without having money to buy any would turn most sane and normal people into depressed addicts, let alone someone who can't grasp a lot of things at a common level like Josh.
 
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charlesdickens said:
The breaking point for the Wendy's after getting his hours reduced to nearly nothing was mixing up the teas and a ween harassing Wendy's (both his location and corporate) to get him fired.
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He was down to one half-day a week. They would have let him continue to work that day forever as they get tax benefits for giving so many working hours to people with disabilities. The fat retard alog was the straw that broke the boglim's back and made it not worth the trouble of keeping the fart huffing retard employed. He got fired from the dishpit purely out of his own incompetence. Washing dishes is not a hard job, even in a very fancy extremely busy resort restaurant. However, you have to possess at least the hand-eye coordination of an infant, and the dexterity of a chimp. I can only imagine how terrible of a job he did, I wish we could have gotten security camera footage of him struggling to put plates on a rack and slide them through a commercial dishwasher. It would be comedy gold.
charlesdickens said:
I think most people still don't grasp how much Josh is fucked with
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They do not, and it is a lot.
ASeabear8952 said:
Off-topic, BUUUUUT what happened to Krystal’s channel? I tried looking for it the other day and noticed it was gone
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I do not know for sure, but it was banned or she deleted it around the time that she "died". (she did not die, it is a meme). She often streamed and said a lot of exceptionally retarded things so it would not surprise me if it was terminated.
 
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ASeabear8952 said:
Off-topic, BUUUUUT what happened to Krystal’s channel? I tried looking for it the other day and noticed it was gone.
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Just checked Jessica messica's channel for their last livestream, seems like the link to her channel comes up dead so (I think) she deleted her own channel? Doesn't say it was terminated. Could be the troles fucking with her or some other drug related mental issues that caused it idk.


This is the stream where she was on with messica, like I said the link in the comments seems dead. Maybe NAL harassed her offline after getting close to jawshie and going on panel with messica. Shame because she usually pushes cobes to make good content.
 
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Fortyone said:
This is the stream where she was on with messica, like I said the link in the comments seems dead. Maybe NAL harassed her offline after getting close to jawshie and going on panel with messica. Shame because she usually pushes cobes to make good content.
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Her channel was deleted long before NAL or Messica poked their heads into the Cobraverse. She used to rant about and stream anti-vax, covid scare, boomer facebook paranoia content. When she got involved with Cobra trolls went after her hard, so she likely deleted it around the time the trolling was at its peak. (when she died)
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
You got a lot of information wrong in your post, especially this. Trolls fuck with him badly, they harass any location he uses, steps into, talks about, or mentions his family is at/in/visiting.
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Their harassment also extends to any person he mentions or meets. He hung out at Angie and Walt’s and the trolls looked up their phone numbers and began calling them. They continued calling them and harassing them on their landline or their social medias even when Cobes wasn’t around so it’s not even a matter of trying to fuck with him while he’s there. They found a YouTube channel of a woman suspected to be his mother who he has no contact with and hasn’t spoken to for well over a decade and leave harassing comments on her videos and manipulate her into making “content”
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
Her channel was deleted long before NAL or Messica poked their heads into the Cobraverse. She used to rant about and stream anti-vax, covid scare, boomer facebook paranoia content. When she got involved with Cobra trolls went after her hard, so she likely deleted it around the time the trolling was at its peak. (when she died)
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she came back for a bit after she "died" and did the messica interview (~2 months ago) and the warlord cobra interview (late january) now she's gone again I guess. probably still talks to cobes on discord if I had to guess.

her last sighting as far as I know:
It's a shame she's gone since bogchron missed alot of content from the stream he clipped.
 
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Potion_Time said:

Jorb can absolutely hold down a menial job if he was given the correct supervision and guidance. As long as remember that retarded people are retarded it isn't difficult to find tasks that they can accomplish.

You just have to remember that they're retarded and you can't give them tasks more complicated than 2 or 3 steps.
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why doesn’t Clint put Josh in a glass sorting home?
 
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HiveDull said:
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No one mentioned it, but his "sauce" was just a combination of the platter's own cocktail sauce mixed with 3 glugs of Frank's Red Hot Buffalo Wing sauce and 2 forkfuls of SilverSpring Prepared Horseradish. As other's have noted, he didn't really mix it so all that horseradish is just clumped up in the dipping tray.
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Nuking already cooked shrimp is an abomination. But adding more horseradish to cocktail sauce is fine. Maybe his least retarded "food hack."
 
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