Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

[Goochmaster5000]

Worst part is that he only started doing it late 2024 so anyone with internet access can call his bullshit.

If you look at the Ohio body cam footage and listen closely when Andrew's inside a hospital, you can hear him snapping his fingers there too so he's probably started it before that.

 

[${Sandy}]

you have never met a retard that rocks back and fourth? jumps up and down over and over and flaps their hands and screeches? i envy you

I have but they are pretty rare because they dont generally go out in public and they definitely dont have the fucking ability to film themselves and upload it to the web. They cant even fucking read.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

If you look at the Ohio body cam footage and listen closely when Andrew's inside a hospital, you can hear him snapping his fingers there too so he's probably started it before that.

Maybe he started it then and stuck with it?

 

[Schizoid Wife]

The stimming bullshit seems fake, not just with Andy Ditch but other munchausen autists. Also, lets call it what it is, its fucking fidgeting.

I have friends with autism, and not a single fucking one of them fidgets, atleast not noticeably. My adhd ass fidgets more than any autistic person I know irl. Im always bouncing my leg or messing with my clothes or doing something with my fingers. But autistic people? Not a single autistic person I know irl does that shit.

I think that shits gotta be made up, or it happens with children or severely autistic people and munchausen retards latch onto it and exaggerate the fuck out of it to an obnoxious degree.

Usually the more intense 'stimming' is found in more severely impacted autists. The high functioning ones that the average layman (such as yourself) come across do sometimes do this, but it's typically not very noticeable.

 

[Amewsed]

If you look at the Ohio body cam footage and listen closely when Andrew's inside a hospital, you can hear him snapping his fingers there too so he's probably started it before that.

Andy is the only person ever recorded (by himself) to have a super saiyan scale of autism. When he's at level 2, he starts finger snapping (directly into the phone) and baby talking. Once he reaches 3, his speech is at full on baby mode, he begins to bang his head and accuse people of buzin him. This level is generally only reached when someone either suggests he can wipe his own shit ass, or if someone suggests he fakes.

Levels 1 and 2 are usually reserved for a new person he's trying to scam to get the diagnosis he wants or when he's antagonizing Tom or Joe.

He would put Daniel Day Lewis' commitment to shame. He's a more dedicated, though terrible, method actor.

He really is a piece of trash

 

[VientreGordo3000]

I have friends with autism, and not a single fucking one of them fidgets, atleast not noticeably. My adhd ass fidgets more than any autistic person I know irl. Im always bouncing my leg or messing with my clothes or doing something with my fingers.

your friends are probably the type that know that stimming is shit that really shouldn’t be done in public, and when they do it’s usually stuff like the leg bouncing or other shit that either barely noticeable or not out of the realm of normalcy. they’re the kind of autist that doesn’t get shown in the media because they’re actually capable of mingling with society (which makes them lesser in the eyes of weird retardcock suckers)

The ones that can’t/refuse to control their abnormal habit are probably the ones you should stay clear of.

 

[Androgyne Deep State]

>Why yes, I pooped myself

 

[King Metalia]

>Why yes, I pooped myself
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Andy's face has no business on a Chad's body in real life or in edited photos/videos

 

[Shanndog]

you have never met a retard that rocks back and fourth? jumps up and down over and over and flaps their hands and screeches? i envy you

agreed, I have worked in adult social services for DD people for 23 years now and while many Developmentally/cognitively disabled people do in fact scream, screech, yell, as well as fidget and stim, including flapping arms, rocking, bouncing, etc. there are also plenty, like you said, who dont, and Andrew does things that disabled people dont do, I have never see any disabled person act like Andrew, not in the community, or in any of the programs or agencies I have worked for. Andy's so called stims seem to be basically some shit he picked up on after watching a really bad made-for-TV movie that had the worst acted portrayal of a disabled child in it. LOL

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

I helped make this video btw check it out!
Big ups to the Perfect Citizen!

 

[Aunt Carol]

The ones that can’t/refuse to control their abnormal habit are probably the ones you should stay clear of.

I don't have the screenshots to reference, but the self-diagnosed autism crowd love to talk about how as soon as they realized they were autistic, they started "stimming." They must have been "masking" all their lives, you guys! Now look at all these TikToks they recorded of hand-flapping.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

I helped make this video btw check it out!
Big ups to the Perfect Citizen!
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"Everything Andrew does seems like a weak impersonation of what he thinks Autism is. To the point he's making a mockery of it. He believes that they're infants who are barely capable of doing basic tasks."
Spot on.

 

[anliteralidiot]

I helped make this video btw check it out!
Big ups to the Perfect Citizen!
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I know he's got viewers that are part of the PMC, so I hope we get some sick Andy call outs for using the n-word.
Thanks for the video

 

[A-Stump]

Same with the fucking teddy bear he carries strapped to his 'tism costume. The damn thing is just SO blatantly screaming 'look, I'm a literal manchild!! See?' that only the most bleeding heart suckers would fall for it.

As our Britbong brothers would say, he over-egged the pudding with that one.

I love when he gets roasted for having it. During one of his hospital tantrums a nurse (I think?) straight up told him: 'You're a 30 something year old man. You don't need a teddy bear'.

 

[Daddy's Little Shitbag]

I helped make this video btw check it out!
Big ups to the Perfect Citizen!
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Excellent video, Andy needs to be compared to actual cases of autism like this more often, especially because of the whole spectrum aspect. It really shows exactly how warped his perception of the condition really is, thus proving the lengths he's willing to go to fake it when he interacts with the general public.

 

[VF-1S Valkyrie]

I love when he gets roasted for having it. During one of his hospital tantrums a nurse (I think?) straight up told him: 'You're a 30 something year old man. You don't need a teddy bear'.

There's been talk, I couldn't show you where, about how the teddybear may have a pocket that Andy places his phone in so he can record people without their knowledge.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

I know he's got viewers that are part of the PMC, so I hope we get some sick Andy call outs for using the n-word.
Thanks for the video

The PMC already hate Andrew’s guts. Once again mainly because everybody else hates him and they want to be normal.

 

[Trombonista]

Counter point

Yeah, but if he flings the shitbags, someone's gotta clean that mess up.

 

[${Sandy}]

Yeah, but if he flings the shitbags, someone's gotta clean that mess up.

One time, when I worked at weiner schnitzel somebody smeared shit on the toilet handle, across the wall, all around the rim of the sink flung it at the ceiling, stuffed it into the sink drain and I had to clean it and my boss berated me for soap bubbles in the sink after washing my hands.

I wish I wash making this up. I actually really fucking wish I made it up. Im not lying.

I would clean it all again if faggy ditch died painfully of sepsis.

What kind of man poisons his parents with the intent to kill cause they wont rub his asshole.

I wont alog him, but I'd argue literally fucking finding him and round house kicking the fat faggot chuck norris style is entirely justified.

 

[Shanndog]

"Everything Andrew does seems like a weak impersonation of what he thinks Autism is. To the point he's making a mockery of it. He believes that they're infants who are barely capable of doing basic tasks."
Spot on.

Andy is the only person ever recorded (by himself) to have a super saiyan scale of autism. When he's at level 2, he starts finger snapping (directly into the phone) and baby talking. Once he reaches 3, his speech is at full on baby mode, he begins to bang his head and accuse people of buzin him. This level is generally only reached when someone either suggests he can wipe his own shit ass, or if someone suggests he fakes.

Levels 1 and 2 are usually reserved for a new person he's trying to scam to get the diagnosis he wants or when he's antagonizing Tom or Joe.

He would put Daniel Day Lewis' commitment to shame. He's a more dedicated, though terrible, method actor.

He really is a piece of trash

Amewsed well Amanda baggs faked being a severe non-verbal autistic for years! she even had social services coming in, the only difference in the 2 is Amanda's acting was better than Andrews' as many people for years bought her act, and Amanda never did act like a spastic 2 year old LOL, though Amanda did do the stims and all; the ''look, see how autistic i am'' type shit for the camera, but she rarely ever did those outward behaviors in person unless she was playin; it up for one of the social worker / helper aids or something. (minor power level for those who dont know; i lived and worked in Vermont for 8 years and knew Amanda baggs personally) she did keep up the act of non-verbal and wheelchair use for her ''movement disorder'', but she never acted like a child or was babyish really, and like i said too, her act was unfortunately believable to so many people for years, but as we all know, it did eventually fall apart.