Celebrity Meghan Markle / Rachel Meghan Markle / Meghan, Duchess of Sussex / Meghan Sussex / The Alliterate One - Markle Snarkle

[John Andrews Stan]

Comments locked on all her socials. Zero engagement apart from bot likes (and she even keeps the number of likes hidden). How pathetic.

Actually she always seems to leave comments open on her IG Stories. There was a warning on Reddit that this was probably a trap to harvest snark and milk it for sympathy later.

 

[duckling]

Where that initial swoop goes back on itself, and then the pen is lifted off the page to draw the descender, which makes no sense.

Your speculation is actually still somehow more generous than the truth. She finishes the entire letter and then tacks those little retards on. Look at her sloppy-assed ‘M’s here.

Even on her ‘k’ at the end of ‘work’, a letter where she could add a bit of a leading flourish by picking up her pen between r and k, she still writes out the entire k before going back and slapping on the superfluous detail.





ETA new instagram posts from her personal and as ever accounts. She definitely wants to be a momfluencer.

 

[The Queen of Autists]

President trump said he wouldn’t deport Harry cause he already has enough trouble with his wife, the papers for his VIsa were released yesterday or the day before but they were still redacted. He says MM leads him around by his nose. So he gets a pity visa. The statement is late but it’s relevant again cause the papers came out as the Heritage Foundation had requested them.

https://www.aol.com/trump-rules-deporting-prince-harry-133943231.html

AOL article lol but I chose this one cause it mentions the leading him by the nose part and the other articles didn’t put that in there.

Also the Wild About Harry vanity fair cover was a whole big thing for them because it’s based on some sort of racist outdated song https://www.businessinsider.com/meg...ity-fair-of-racist-headline-book-says-2022-10

and also one of the relatives wore a racist pin to lunch with Megan.

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2017/12/23/europe/uk-princess-michael-brooch-markle-intl

Daily Mail article calling Megan almost straight out of Compton…. Wow that IS racist! https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...arry-s-girlfriend-actress-Meghan-Markles.html

Where she lived is nowhere near Compton if you’re a local it’s such a big area that makes up greater Los Angeles! Wow I can’t blame them for seeing racism there!
Tess Holliday is closer to Compton in Long Beach than Megan Markle ever was. I’m just pulling out a random area cow. It’s a whole different part of the city that you wouldn’t associate them together unless you were racist and cause of rap music lyrics one may have heard that lives far away

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Daily Mail article calling Megan almost straight out of Compton…. Wow that IS racist!

No it’s not. It’s accurate. Meghan grew up in LA and Compton is part of Greater Los Angeles. The UK tabloids are renowned for their cheeky and often punny headlines (examples below). Harry was a shit boyfriend for not preparing M at all for what awaited her. So she took everything very personally and with the thinnest of skins.

 

[The Queen of Autists]

No it’s not. It’s accurate. Meghan grew up in LA and Compton is part of Greater Los Angeles. The UK tabloids are renowned for their cheeky and often punny headlines (examples below). Harry was a shit boyfriend for not preparing M at all for what awaited her. So she took everything very personally and with the thinnest of skins.

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I’m telling you, I happened to live In Compton briefly and Crenshaw is far away. With that standard of the greater la area they could have said straight out of Beverly Hills, which I believe might even be closer to Crenshaw I’ll go look it up. And yes Crenshaw is 14.5 miles from Compton and 6.8 miles from Beverly Hills. Sorry for pl I’m not trying to get stupid street cred, I’ve worked in Beverly Hills as a sub also. It’s all just places to me, it’s just relevant as it is so far away I would not ever have been going from Compton to Crenshaw as I would Compton to Long Beach, Carson, Gardena, Torrance. My family business is on la county land close to Compton and if she lived there id say ok yeah it’s Compton adjacent but Crenshaw is a big ass stretch and I’m not one to cry racism, I think it’s way over used and MM plays the race card too much.

Distance to Beverly Hills from Crenshaw is 7 miles and it’s 14.5 miles from Crenshaw to Compton. So why not Beverly Hills star dates prince? It’s biased racially and that’s not cool, it’s not ok to call things racism when they aren’t and it’s not ok to be racist. I don’t care if I’m on kiwi farms and I still laugh at a lot of racial humor and would go to any lengths for your free speech to be able to say the word nigger just as I would for a black person to say whatever racial slur they want in America due to freedom of speech but I won’t support racism itself. Ok enough sperging on that, it’s just important to me and my critical thinking skills and the truth of the matter to point it out that it really is racism in this particular case.

 

[MongInTheMirror]

I mean, it's racist in about the same sense that your 85 year old uncle Jim giving you an old-timey birthday card where the humor is basically just 'I hate my wife' is sexist. As in, yeah it probably meets some kind of technical criteria, but it's also not malicious and frankly if this is the sort of example you're preoccupied with you don't have enough problems in life.

Realistically I very much doubt it would have made a difference how much, or whether, Harry prepared her for this. Even if he had sat her down for several hours and forensically explained the kind of media scrutiny she could expect, she would have been whining about any negative coverage because she's a textbook fucking narc. Any attention is good attention. I remember back when she first moved in to whichever palace they were in in London, this crazy bitch donned one of those huge slogan 'make poverty history' tote bags celebrities used to love virtue signaling with, and stalked past the Daily Mail offices back and forth for hours trying to get them to pap her. It was glaringly obvious from the get-go that Meghan Markle craves attention like crackheads crave... well, crack.

I absolutely remember this time in British/European media. The treatment she got was completely unexceptional for any woman intro'ed to the royal family. What was exceptional was the amount of bitching about it from Harry and the usual woke racism evangelists. For her personally, I'm pretty sure it just helped her internal Diana cosplay. She wants to be the mysterious but good-hearted ingénue being hounded by the dastardly media. The reality is they were never nearly as interested in her as she desperately wanted them to be.

 

[The Queen of Autists]

I mean, it's racist in about the same sense that your 85 year old uncle Jim giving you an old-timey birthday card where the humor is basically just 'I hate my wife' is sexist. As in, yeah it probably meets some kind of technical criteria, but it's also not malicious and frankly if this is the sort of example you're preoccupied with you don't have enough problems in life.

Realistically I very much doubt it would have made a difference how much, or whether, Harry prepared her for this. Even if he had sat her down for several hours and forensically explained the kind of media scrutiny she could expect, she would have been whining about any negative coverage because she's a textbook fucking narc. Any attention is good attention. I remember back when she first moved in to whichever palace they were in in London, this crazy bitch donned one of those huge slogan 'make poverty history' tote bags celebrities used to love virtue signaling with, and stalked past the Daily Mail offices back and forth for hours trying to get them to pap her. It was glaringly obvious from the get-go that Meghan Markle craves attention like crackheads crave... well, crack.

I absolutely remember this time in British/European media. The treatment she got was completely unexceptional for any woman intro'ed to the royal family. What was exceptional was the amount of bitching about it from Harry and the usual woke racism evangelists. For her personally, I'm pretty sure it just helped her internal Diana cosplay. She wants to be the mysterious but good-hearted ingénue being hounded by the dastardly media. The reality is they were never nearly as interested in her as she desperately wanted them to be.

I’m not really in an uproar about the racist pin the lady wore or that they asked what color the baby would be or the wild about harry song that comes from a black face thing but I think this one is just very cut and dried so that’s why I’m kind of standing on that line which I think is an important one to know where to draw and not because it’s such a sensitive subject. I agree she is an attention whore and she got a similar level of media as other new members of the royal family.

 

[obsdj]

I absolutely remember this time in British/European media. The treatment she got was completely unexceptional for any woman intro'ed to the royal family. What was exceptional was the amount of bitching about it from Harry and the usual woke racism evangelists. For her personally, I'm pretty sure it just helped her internal Diana cosplay. She wants to be the mysterious but good-hearted ingénue being hounded by the dastardly media. The reality is they were never nearly as interested in her as she desperately wanted them to be.

There's a recurring motif in his stupid "Waaauugh" book during their relationship, this repeated conceit of him telling her, "Trust me. I'll keep you safe." It could not be more cringefully obvious that he has been trying to "protect" her the way he could never, as a child, "protect" Diana, because he thought that was his responsibility, as a child. You can see the inner monologue in his face. "I'll save you, Mummy. Tell me I'm good, Mummy. Tell me you love me, Mummy."

 

[duckling]

New Instagram post. Meghan really needs to figure out reels, nobody looks at posts or stories anymore. Reels are far and away the highest engagement.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

There's a recurring motif in his stupid "Waaauugh" book during their relationship, this repeated conceit of him telling her, "Trust me. I'll keep you safe."

Which is hilarious when you read about how he completely failed to do so in the most basic of ways. In their series for Netflix, Harry said, “How do you explain that you have to curtsy to your grandmother?!” Well, you explain that Granny is also something known as the Queen of England, and that it’s a centuries-old tradition to show respect for the monarch’s position upon meeting them. It’s not hard.

Again and again Harry failed to look out for her, and instead just went along with her reflexive reaction that “They’re plotting against me.” He’s a shit partner and an idiot. I seriously doubt they still have sex. No woman has the hots for a guy who is functionally her son.

 

[MongInTheMirror]

There's a recurring motif in his stupid "Waaauugh" book during their relationship, this repeated conceit of him telling her, "Trust me. I'll keep you safe." It could not be more cringefully obvious that he has been trying to "protect" her the way he could never, as a child, "protect" Diana, because he thought that was his responsibility, as a child. You can see the inner monologue in his face. "I'll save you, Mummy. Tell me I'm good, Mummy. Tell me you love me, Mummy."

Oh, I would bet my life savings not that that's saying much, lol she painstakingly cultivated that shit like a fucking rare orchid from the moment she turned up to the first date wearing dead mommy's perfume.

She's a (poorly executed, sloppy) Diana skinwalker and it's the creepiest thing about her apart from the occasional sanpaku eyes whenever someone interrupts her in public or Catherine's around. I would imagine the early portion of their relationship in particular was all about her playing the damsel in distress, using liberal California therapyspeak to portray herself as being under microscopic scrutiny and close to a familiar (to Harry) BPD meltdown at any moment.

Speaking of which, does anyone remember this from a year or two ago? They attended some function in New York, then hilariously tried to claim they'd been in a high speed chase trying to avoid paps for 2 hours... in downtown New York traffic. They described it as 'near catastrophic'

I mean personally, this was such a pathetically transparent attempt to leverage Diana's tragic death that is have been mortally offended at the suggestion if I were Harry. But I'm not, so I guess that's why the sad sack is where he is today.

 

[obsdj]

“How do you explain that you have to curtsy to your grandmother?!”

And what self-respecting American would fucking do so? Personally, I cannot imagine being in a relationship in which I would have to literally bend the knee to a foreign head of state in order to stay together. I guess a lot of women are really attached to the whole "princess" fantasy though. "Our whole national identity of not bowing to a ruler? Fuck it, I want that tiara. Small price to pay."

 

[John Andrews Stan]

They attended some function in New York, then hilariously tried to claim they'd been in a high speed chase trying to avoid paps for 2 hours... in downtown New York traffic. They described it as 'near catastrophic'

Yes and the emails between Harry’s team and the NYPD surfaced a few months ago, wherein the cops were heavily leaned on to say that the Harkles’ version of events was true — all for the benefit of helping Harry’s security lawsuit in the UK. It should have been a major scandal.

 

[obsdj]

Yeah, that whole story was bullshit. The NY Post torched them at the time.

 

[AssignedEva]

And what self-respecting American would fucking do so? Personally, I cannot imagine being in a relationship in which I would have to literally bend the knee to a foreign head of state in order to stay together. I guess a lot of women are really attached to the whole "princess" fantasy though. "Our whole national identity of not bowing to a ruler? Fuck it, I want that tiara. Small price to pay."

Meghan didn't really believe she'd have to do it long term - her ambition was to "modernise" the Royal family. She ignored loads of royal protocol like skirt length, hats, not wearing all black when you're not in mourning, makeup (etc). By choosing to aggressively pursue Prince Harry, she was opting into being a part of the family of the foreign head of state and potentially the mother to future heads of a foreign state.

You actually don't have to curtsey/bow when meeting royals in general - I've encountered working royals before and you can just be normal at them. Foreigners generally won't be expected to either, the Queen told Michelle Obama that the whole thing was rubbish; the firm expectation basically died off in the Edwardian era. Royal protocol only really engages when you're at a specific royal event like snagging a ticket to the Palace garden party or getting an OBE. The ones who take that seriously are generally of the rah class, who studiously study Debretts and paint their nails "ballet slipper" pink. If you yourself are part of the aristocracy (and so have a vested interested in upholding those traditions) or you want to hobnob the royals, you make a show of following traditions. Kinda like American military people saluting their superiors and referring to them as sir or ma'am, but a random member of the public isn't required to go around saluting soldiers or saying "thank you for your service". Likewise I don't think you actually have to call the President "Mr. President, sir" and could just call them by their first name, although you probably shouldn't if you're trying to curry favour. Or if you work in retail, calling customers sir or ma'am, which comes across as very old fashioned here.

Every culture will have traditions that seem weird to some outsiders, whether that's bowing and curtseying, never passing food between chopsticks, only complimenting babies when you are holding them (or otherwise calling them ugly), never pointing with your fingers, never leaving the office before your boss, kissing on the cheeks, using a different form of "you" to avoid overfamiliarity, avoiding honorifics to avoid overformality, engaging in small talk with strangers, avoiding small talk with strangers, not using your left hand, not touching people of the opposite sex, not tipping because it's an insult, tipping because it's an insult not to, burning worn out flags, making your children pledge allegiance to the country every morning, not wearing white after Labor Day (etc etc). That's the thing about other countries, they have their own culture that is different from yours.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

That's the thing about other countries, they have their own culture that is different from yours.

And it was the height of presumption for Meghan to think it her duty to “modernize” a system she knew less than nothing about. If she was a white Republican (GOP, not anti-monarchist) taking that approach to another culture, the people who are Meghan’s biggest fans would be tearing her to shreds to this day. It’s like the “decolonizers” who will lay their life on the line to defend Arab colonization. They’re all such ignorant pieces of shit.

 

[obsdj]

Meghan wasn't just doing a curtsey to be polite or give lip service to other people's cultures, she was angling to be a princess.

 

[Marvin]

Wasn't there a bit where she was teaching girls in some third world country how to curtsy?

 

[AssignedEva]

Wasn't there a bit where she was teaching girls in some third world country how to curtsy?

Specifically teaching Colombian girls how to curtsey to her, after having mocked the notion of curtseying.

 

[duckling]

Harry’s gonna merch his dead mom to Netflix to try to satisfy their contract https://archive.ph/TUXo5#selection-625.0-625.80

Honestly uninterested in anything anybody has left to talk about Diana, even her poor kid’s perspective. The only thing interesting about her these days is the newer discussions about how she was kind of a mentally ill trainwreck behind the scenes.